If live in the Southeast US, especially GA, FL, AL, or MS, you have seen the TV commercial where two blue birds are resting on a utility line and talking to each other about misc matters. The TV ad is a commercial for a regional electric utility and if very funny and amusing.. For example, on a very hot day, the two birds are chatting with each other and one says to the other "it's so hot, it's so hot, it's so hot............ it's so hot, I forgot my lines". I am trying to think of a similar commercial for the power company that goes something like this and here's the scenario. The two birds sitting on the line watching humans have a picnic or humans having a picnic or tow guys working on a car below, one bird says to the other, "did you hear what that guy (below) said ? He said he was "going to kill two birds with one stone. Hey we better get out of here". But I cannot figure out what would be a good line for the two guys, what they could be doing that would make one or both of them say "I / we are going to kill two birds with one stone. Anyone have any ideas what they might be saying of doing at the time that would be a good line ?