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  • Oct 22, 2007, 11:20 PM
    Clough
    Your Favorite Fortune Cookie Sayings!
    You know what I mean. :)

    Those little pieces of paper that come out of the funny shaped cookies that we get at Chinese restaurants at the end of a meal, that we know are not true, and yet, in a lot of cases, we wish that they were!

    After eating the cookie, they can be found in wallets, purses and hung on refrigerator doors with magnets.

    So, what are some of your favorites that you really have received?

    You can even be creative here and make up some that might be interesting!

    My favorite ones that I have received are:

    "Happy news is on its way." (Please! Oh, please! :) )

    "You take a reverent attitude towards life and are most capable in guiding others." (Okay, nothing like a little ego trip here! :rolleyes: )

    "You have a deep appreciation for art and music" ("It came true! It came true! They really do work!" :D )

    "Share your abundant humor with others" (Huh? :confused:)

    And, my all time favorite that I received when losing a game of Mahjongg on a very old Mac computer is:

    "There will be a hailstone with your name on it!" :eek: )
  • Oct 22, 2007, 11:27 PM
    grammadidi
    Oh, goodness! You want me to respond at 2:22 AM (my time!) on a MONDAY?? Sheesh! Good question, will try to get on again tomorrow and give it an answer or two. :D

    Nightie night! :)

    Hugs, Didi
  • Oct 22, 2007, 11:29 PM
    grammadidi
    "A dear friend will place immeasurable expectations upon you." (Self explanatory.) Hahahahaha!
  • Oct 22, 2007, 11:37 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by grammadidi
    "A dear friend will place immeasurable expectations upon you." (Self explanatory.) Hahahahaha!

    I resemble that remark! :D :eek:
  • Oct 26, 2007, 06:54 PM
    Clough
    Waaah! Nobody likes my post! :(

    Any more takers? :)
  • Oct 26, 2007, 07:00 PM
    kp2171
    Ill go the opposite way...

    My wife went to a chinese place that's been a fav of mine for years. She brought home the chocolate dipped fortune cookie for me... presenting it with "i saved this for you" and a smile.

    I gladly thanked her, opened it, ate the cookie and read. When she saw my scowling she said "what?!"

    It said "you are obstinate and always wrong"

    I said "this was YOUR fortune!"

    The RUDEST fortune cookie ever! Nice bit of writing, tightly done, no filler or useless flourishes, quick to the point.

    To this day ill still get from time to time from her "well you KNOW you are obstinate and always wrong"
  • Oct 26, 2007, 07:11 PM
    Clough
    I've never had nor seen one that was dipped in chocalate.
  • Oct 26, 2007, 07:38 PM
    Wondergirl
    "Don't make excuses. Make good."
  • Oct 26, 2007, 09:33 PM
    Clough
    Anybody ever done the joke where you put the words "in bed." at the end of any fortune cookie?
  • Oct 26, 2007, 09:42 PM
    Wondergirl
    Huh?
  • Oct 26, 2007, 09:46 PM
    Clough
    You just add "in bed." to the end of any fortune cookie. It's fun!
  • Oct 26, 2007, 09:59 PM
    Wondergirl
    They will all wonder why I'm rolling around on the floor laughing next time we have Chinese for supper.
  • Oct 26, 2007, 10:05 PM
    Clough
    Hey! You changed your answer! That's cheating!
  • Oct 26, 2007, 10:11 PM
    Wondergirl
    I thought I might have offended you, and I certainly didn't want to do that.

    Are we the only two people here tonight?
  • Oct 26, 2007, 10:23 PM
    Clough
    I know what you mean. It's usually very dead on Friday and Saturday nights. A lot of the usuals are gone. When I am house sitting for people over a weekend, I really like Friday and Saturday nights here because there are less interruptions by others who are really new to the site. Just hopefully, if someone posts who is really in trouble, there will be one or two others on at the same time who I know will also be helpful to the person who is in need that I can ask to join in on the post. Sometimes, that has not been the case though. It can get kind of strange when I seem to be by myself answering those posts. But, there are times when it's just great and I and the poster are really clicking and having a good problem solving session without interruptions.
  • Oct 26, 2007, 10:28 PM
    Clough
    76-year-old friend just left a message. Got to return phone call right away.
  • Oct 27, 2007, 08:18 AM
    kp2171
    I forgot about the "in bed" game... another version is "in your pants"...

    you will have good luck... in bed. You will meet an exciting stranger... in your pants. Always a fun twist. Well... wait... no... not in my case since now I'm

    "obstinate and always wrong in bed"

    PERFECT.

    nothing like starting the weekend with a fifth of vodka.

    *joking of course*

    yeah this place has cookies with one half dipped in chocolate, like you'd get a choc dipped strawberry. Its yummy.

    in bed. Perfect. I don't think I ever told my wife about that game. Just takes it to another level. =)
  • Oct 28, 2007, 12:57 AM
    Clough
    Any other takers? The clock is ticking... :eek:
  • Oct 28, 2007, 02:18 AM
    br_hjs
    My boyfriend said one time he had one that said "you will meet the man of your dreams" then he said he would never read those again
  • Oct 28, 2007, 02:36 AM
    br_hjs
    This brought back another memory I have so well of my boyfriend where his mom took us to the chinese restaurant.. I kept trying to get him to read one of those fortune cookies but he wouldn't. I remember that day so well for a reason that I'd rather not say.
    And no effence to anyone or anything... this is funny though. My brother has a friends that's "big" and he even laughs at himself. Hes one of those kind of people. And him and my brother are always going to all you can eat places and stuff when they hang out... 1 time they went to the chinese all you can eat place and my brothers friend got them kicked out because he just sat their where they had the fortune cookies and kept eating them all.. and he went to get some food and didn't even bother taking it to a table to eat it.
  • Oct 28, 2007, 04:21 AM
    Emland
    I have one taped to my monitor at work. It says:

    If you think small is insignificant, you have never slept with a mosquito in the room.
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:03 PM
    grammadidi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by br_hjs
    My bf said one time he had one that said "you will meet the man of your dreams" then he said he would never read those again

    Hahahahaha! It took me a minute to catch the significance of this! I must be too tired or something!

    Good one, br!

    Hugs, Didi
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:08 PM
    grammadidi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    You just add "in bed." to the end of any fortune cookie. It's fun!

    The version that I learned is '... between the sheets'.:eek:
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:10 PM
    grammadidi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Emland
    I have one taped to my monitor at work. It says:

    If you think small is insignificant, you have never slept with a mosquito in the room.

    Good one, Em... and so very true!

    Hugs, Didi
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:21 PM
    Clough
    "One who who has excellent advice for people and not been here for awhile, will return."
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:37 PM
    grammadidi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    "One who who has excellent advice for people and not been here for awhile, will return."

    ;)
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:10 PM
    ihsanidrees
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    Waaah! Nobody likes my post! :(

    Any more takers? :)

    We do dear, but do you know what is the time here? It's 9am and I am reading your post instead of doing my jobs. You know what? I will answer you.
    I have gotten one 18 months ago and it's happened and still trying to recover from it.
    < you will have bad days that you cannot bear! Don't give up.>
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:22 PM
    Clough
    I put the ones that are my favorites on my refrigerator. :)
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:33 PM
    Wondergirl
    This place is shakin' from our 5 a.m. until our noon. Be patient. The holiday approaches.
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:35 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    This place is shakin' from our 5 a.m. until our noon. Be patient. The holiday approaches.

    Teacher, was that a fortune cookie? :confused: :rolleyes:
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:38 PM
    Wondergirl
    I should have quoted you first. You were whining about no one responding.
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:50 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    I should have quoted you first. You were whining about no one responding.

    If I had a picture of a baby crying, I would have put that in the post! :)
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:02 AM
    Wondergirl
    You're a grown man. You should be ashamed.
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:21 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    You're a grown man. You should be ashamed.

    How do you know? I could just be some really smart kid who's using an adult's login to this site!
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:33 AM
    Wondergirl
    I have webcams trained on you. Don't try to guess where they are. You can't imagine.
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:41 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    I have webcams trained on you. Don't try to guess where they are. You can't imagine.

    Oh, yes I can imagine!

    Ah, I remember! You're the one that I bought my computer from!!

    (You almost caused me to choose to say something bawdy. But, I decided to bite my tongue!) ;)
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:46 AM
    Wondergirl
    Bawdy hahahahahaha! NO ONE has used that word since Shakespeare.
  • Oct 30, 2007, 01:07 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    Bawdy hahahahahaha! NO ONE has used that word since Shakespeare.

    Somebody just did! ;)
  • Nov 24, 2007, 05:19 AM
    Clough
    Confucius say: "He who stands on toilets is high on pot."
  • Nov 24, 2007, 05:36 AM
    rpg219
    He who laughs last is laughing at you... in bed... ROTFLMAO

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