I have one taped to my monitor at work. It says:

If you think small is insignificant, you have never slept with a mosquito in the room.

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Originally Posted by br_hjs

My bf said one time he had one that said "you will meet the man of your dreams" then he said he would never read those again

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Hahahahaha! It took me a minute to catch the significance of this! I must be too tired or something!

Good one, br!

Hugs, Didi

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Originally Posted by Clough

You just add "in bed." to the end of any fortune cookie. It's fun!

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The version that I learned is '... between the sheets'.:eek:

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Originally Posted by Emland

I have one taped to my monitor at work. It says:

If you think small is insignificant, you have never slept with a mosquito in the room.

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Good one, Em... and so very true!

Hugs, Didi

"One who who has excellent advice for people and not been here for awhile, will return."

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Originally Posted by Clough

"One who who has excellent advice for people and not been here for awhile, will return."

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;)

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Originally Posted by Clough

Waaah! Nobody likes my post! :(

Any more takers? :)

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We do dear, but do you know what is the time here? It's 9am and I am reading your post instead of doing my jobs. You know what? I will answer you.
I have gotten one 18 months ago and it's happened and still trying to recover from it.
< you will have bad days that you cannot bear! Don't give up.>

I put the ones that are my favorites on my refrigerator. :)

This place is shakin' from our 5 a.m. until our noon. Be patient. The holiday approaches.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

This place is shakin' from our 5 a.m. until our noon. Be patient. The holiday approaches.

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Teacher, was that a fortune cookie? :confused: :rolleyes:

I should have quoted you first. You were whining about no one responding.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

I should have quoted you first. You were whining about no one responding.

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If I had a picture of a baby crying, I would have put that in the post! :)

You're a grown man. You should be ashamed.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

You're a grown man. You should be ashamed.

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How do you know? I could just be some really smart kid who's using an adult's login to this site!

I have webcams trained on you. Don't try to guess where they are. You can't imagine.

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I have webcams trained on you. Don't try to guess where they are. You can't imagine.

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Oh, yes I can imagine!

Ah, I remember! You're the one that I bought my computer from!!

(You almost caused me to choose to say something bawdy. But, I decided to bite my tongue!) ;)

Bawdy hahahahahaha! NO ONE has used that word since Shakespeare.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Bawdy hahahahahaha! NO ONE has used that word since Shakespeare.

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Somebody just did! ;)

Confucius say: "He who stands on toilets is high on pot."

He who laughs last is laughing at you... in bed... ROTFLMAO