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  • Oct 28, 2007, 04:21 AM
    Emland
    I have one taped to my monitor at work. It says:

    If you think small is insignificant, you have never slept with a mosquito in the room.
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:03 PM
    grammadidi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by br_hjs
    My bf said one time he had one that said "you will meet the man of your dreams" then he said he would never read those again

    Hahahahaha! It took me a minute to catch the significance of this! I must be too tired or something!

    Good one, br!

    Hugs, Didi
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:08 PM
    grammadidi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    You just add "in bed." to the end of any fortune cookie. It's fun!

    The version that I learned is '... between the sheets'.:eek:
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:10 PM
    grammadidi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Emland
    I have one taped to my monitor at work. It says:

    If you think small is insignificant, you have never slept with a mosquito in the room.

    Good one, Em... and so very true!

    Hugs, Didi
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:21 PM
    Clough
    "One who who has excellent advice for people and not been here for awhile, will return."
  • Oct 29, 2007, 10:37 PM
    grammadidi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    "One who who has excellent advice for people and not been here for awhile, will return."

    ;)
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:10 PM
    ihsanidrees
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    Waaah! Nobody likes my post! :(

    Any more takers? :)

    We do dear, but do you know what is the time here? It's 9am and I am reading your post instead of doing my jobs. You know what? I will answer you.
    I have gotten one 18 months ago and it's happened and still trying to recover from it.
    < you will have bad days that you cannot bear! Don't give up.>
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:22 PM
    Clough
    I put the ones that are my favorites on my refrigerator. :)
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:33 PM
    Wondergirl
    This place is shakin' from our 5 a.m. until our noon. Be patient. The holiday approaches.
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:35 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    This place is shakin' from our 5 a.m. until our noon. Be patient. The holiday approaches.

    Teacher, was that a fortune cookie? :confused: :rolleyes:
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:38 PM
    Wondergirl
    I should have quoted you first. You were whining about no one responding.
  • Oct 29, 2007, 11:50 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    I should have quoted you first. You were whining about no one responding.

    If I had a picture of a baby crying, I would have put that in the post! :)
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:02 AM
    Wondergirl
    You're a grown man. You should be ashamed.
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:21 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    You're a grown man. You should be ashamed.

    How do you know? I could just be some really smart kid who's using an adult's login to this site!
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:33 AM
    Wondergirl
    I have webcams trained on you. Don't try to guess where they are. You can't imagine.
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:41 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    I have webcams trained on you. Don't try to guess where they are. You can't imagine.

    Oh, yes I can imagine!

    Ah, I remember! You're the one that I bought my computer from!!

    (You almost caused me to choose to say something bawdy. But, I decided to bite my tongue!) ;)
  • Oct 30, 2007, 12:46 AM
    Wondergirl
    Bawdy hahahahahaha! NO ONE has used that word since Shakespeare.
  • Oct 30, 2007, 01:07 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    Bawdy hahahahahaha! NO ONE has used that word since Shakespeare.

    Somebody just did! ;)
  • Nov 24, 2007, 05:19 AM
    Clough
    Confucius say: "He who stands on toilets is high on pot."
  • Nov 24, 2007, 05:36 AM
    rpg219
    He who laughs last is laughing at you... in bed... ROTFLMAO

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