Hello:

Could my gfriend be pregnant? I only shook my willie at her.

excon

Is your friend a boy? If yes then there is little chance they can get pregnant. Best to use a dollar store pregnancy test.

(I apologize for my good spelling, my browser has a built-in spell check)

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello:

Could my gfriend be pregnant? I only shook my willie at her.

excon

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Yes, it is possible that your girlfriend is pregnant. You should never shake your willie, much less SHOW her your willie. Showing the willie poses the greatest risk of impregnetion!

How hard did you shake your willie?

How close was she when you shook?

Was she fully clothed?

Where you fully clothed?

Why didn't you use a condom?

Was your cat in the room when this happened. If the cat was in the room then your friend is definitely pregnant!

Oops, I mean pregnant.

Tell me you weren't near her virginia. ;)

Oh it is a girlfriend... I usually don't bother reading all the words in the question, I get my answers out faster that way.

Alten, it's not a virginia silly, it's a vajayjay (see: Oprah).

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Originally Posted by NeedKarma

Oh it is a girlfriend...I usually don't bother reading all the words in the question, I get my answers out faster that way.

Alten, it's not a virginia silly, it's a vajayjay (see: Oprah).

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And a penis is a paypay? :eek:

I can't keep up with all this new fandangled lingo. ;)

hmmm,what age are you?

shaking willie at girlfriend = girlfriend wetting her knickers with laughter...

this is basic stuff...

however it could also result in your girlfriend becoming pregnant,perggers,pragnant,or god forbid,preggnante!

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Originally Posted by NeedKarma

it's a vajayjay (see: Oprah).

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In the profession it's a 1) vajayjay; 2) hoohoo; 3) cooter;

So, one day Willie met Cooter...

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Originally Posted by redhed35

hmmm,what age are you?

shaking willie at girlfriend = girlfriend wetting her knickers with laughter...

this is basic stuff......

however it could also result in your gf becoming pregnat,perggers,pragnant,or god forbid,preggnante!

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Don't forget Pregnant, which I always thought was a pasta sauce.

Hello again,

I was clothedd, ceptin for my zipper... I did NOT put my willie near her virginia. I just shook it. Spilled a little. Are you shure she's pregnante? She's also a shoplifter from Canada. Does that make a different?

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello again,

I was clothedd, ceptin for my zipper... I did NOT put my willie near her virginia. I just shook it. Spilled a little. Are you shure she's pregnante? She's also a shoplifter from Canada. Does that make a different?

excon

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This is vital information... as I'm only 12 I can say with certainty that your shoplifting girlfriend from canada is mostly probably possibly pregnante... however I will confirm with my 7 year old sister... she says yes.. most likely,as her friend sally told her that her second cousin sarah said it happened to her aunts best friends poodle..

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello again,

I was clothedd, ceptin for my zipper... I did NOT put my willie near her virginia. I just shook it. Spilled a little. Are you shure she's pregnante? She's also a shoplifter from Canada. Does that make a different?

excon

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Your problems are solved. Get the girlfriend to shoplift a pregnancy test, tell her not to be cheap, steal a good one, heck, get two.

When she gets back (because lets face it, she won't get caught) you pee on one test, she'll pee on the other. This must be done at the same moment, otherwise the test results will not be accurate.

Actually, the cat should pee on one too.

Shoplifter? Man, she is pregnant for sure then! Don't stand so close to her virginia next time you shake you willie out! And never let it spill! :)

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Originally Posted by mamaof2boys

shoplifter? man, she is pregnant for sure then! dont stand so close to her virginia next time you shake you willie out! and never let it spill! :)

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He can't help spilling, he's a guy! ;)

Maybe if you did it somewhere other then Virginia then you'd be safe.

How's the cat? That's what I want to know.

HEAVY and deep question here, excon!

Perhaps it will take us some time to come up with the best and most appropriate answers for you!

Thanks!

Hold on, let me get my crystal ball... ok, it says yes. She's 4 weeks pregnant. You have a little girl on the way.

This is all very simple actually. You see, it was raining and Willie was not wearing his raincoat... Virginia was standing close by and didn't have her umbrella.

So.. with that said, your girlfriend is pregnant and you can expect your cat to have twins on the 6th Friday of Janucember.

Janucember? That's when my friends goldfish is due!

Totally cool. :)

Hello again,

Just found out she's NOT pregnant. Her viginia is leakin normal.

Thanks to all my friends. I'm not going to shake my willie no more. Honest.

excon

We need more details about the leakings please.

Hey you willieshaker, you should know better than shaking your little felon at girls.

You could have put her eye out with that little criminal. Be careful next time and wear a condomineum.


One with stripes, and a number.

Was this during a conjugal visit?

You keep this up and you will be sent to solitary confinement.

I was going to say to the hole, but that's what got you into all this trouble in the first place.