My sisters and I have 10 boys among us (under 11 years old), and lets just say that everyday is something crazy. I think they have hurt ever thing imaginable and done just about every crazy thing under the sun. My sister (8 months pregnant at the time) once was walking down the street and noticed her 18 month old son on the roof with his dad (who didn't know that he had snuck up the ladder behind him) She didn't know whether to run or scream for fear that he would lose balance. My other nephew actually managed to get his foot stuck in the toilet. We had to physically break the toilet to get him out... Oh and then there's my son who likes to bring you poop pies... bird ppop, dog poop, it doesn't matter. He never understands my disgust.