So it is a dumb idea! :-) Ok, no problem. I guess the picture confused me a little, but then I'm easily confused since I'm new to these kinds of issues.
I guess we are back to hacking the slab then, eh? Is this task pretty straight forward? Score the concrete and start chipping away at it? If so, how far under the surface will I have to expose to do what is necessary to investigate?
I understand on the drain size, thanks!