http://www.cowabduction.com/

This is one of the scariest things I have ever witnessed in my entire life! I've been hiding under the covers every night since I first saw this!:eek:

Someone has way too much time on their hand

Who needs to fret about the bird flu when we've got "cattle terrorism"... yes, he actually used those two words together, in order.

Great. Now well need more tax dollars to fund the BDD.

(bovine defense dept, of couse)

Moo.

Moo too. :rolleyes:

This is a joke,right?
I've never laughed so mooched in years.

There is truly more to this. Here in Idaho, there are a lot of dairies and I know some of the owners. A funny thing has been happening to them. Late at night, the dairy owners are awaken to the sound of someone stealing their cows. When they slip out there they find aliens stealing them... illegal aliens that is. Now, these illegal aliens are pooling their money to buy land and starting dairies of their own... with stolen cows!

One dairy owner had a gun and was threatened by several illegal aliens when he yelled and told them to take his calfs out of the pickup and put them back. The illegals refused so the dairyman shot a round or two in their general direction. About that time the cops showed up and arrested the dairyman for attempted murder! The head mexican at the scene is now sueing him for roughly the price of his dairy! He says he was injured trying to take cover while fearing for his life at the hands of a mad dairyman.

This is pretty hilarious, I'm at work and trying to keep it in!