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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I hear most vampira's have implants! They don't need no stinkin Miracle Bra! Vamps have no secrets! :D

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Yeah but with the all the biting and the blood... it gets pretty messy when you get 'intimate'. I just don't have the energy to be changing the sheets all the time.

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Didn't you know? These young folks know everything!

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Really? Well then, I'll leave them to it. Once the OP to that question actually gets pregnant, she can thank the other 15 something's that gave her advice. I tried, but they never listen.

Heck, what do I know, I've only had sex, had kids, couldn't possibly know how pregnancy occurs. I thought it was something in the water. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You mean the miracle bra doesn't work? What's it supposed to do? I already have big boobs, they don't need to be bigger, the miracle would be if they were 18 years old again. Ahh, those were the days. :cool:

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I can make them look smaller... I have big hands :D

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Yeah but with the all the biting and the blood....it gets pretty messy when you get 'intimate'. I just don't have the energy to be changing the sheets all the time.

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Messy yes, but I hear it's a hell of a ride! :D

Starby, does your sis have implants? That would be the first step I think .;)

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

I can make them look smaller....I have big hands :D

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I'm a two hand kind of girl, for each boob. :eek:

How big are your hands? :D

M, I know you're hiding. Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Back to the lounge kids! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm a two hand kind of girl, for each boob. :eek:

How big are your hands? :D

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HUGE! I'd tell you an actual number but you might not understand our normal measurement system we use here in the U.S. and that Canadian system... well that's just goofy ;)

But he won't go there, he's afraid. :(

Mark, meet me in the lounge, I'll race you!

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Everybody "DUCK"!

You guys SUCK :p

I think she is crazy but well you should tell her vampires aren't real and if she is your little sister you should just let her because its not like she will become a vampire

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Originally Posted by wenhua9

i think she is crazy but well you should tell her vampires arent real and if she is your little sister you should just let her because its not like she will become a vampire

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This whole thread was just an April fool prank and to creep people out.

Her sister doesn't really want to a vampire.

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Originally Posted by wenhua9

i think she is crazy but well you should tell her vampires arent real and if she is your little sister you should just let her because its not like she will become a vampire

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You continue to post without reading the thread - this was an April Fools prank. A lot of people (me included) fell for it. The prankster confessed. This was days ago.

Please read the thread before you respond.

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Originally Posted by liz28

This whole thread was just an April fool prank and to creep people out.

Her sister doesn't really want to a vampire.

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Or does she :eek: could that be the real April fools joke :D

Not sure who reopened this after I closed it, guess I have no sense of humor, closed it again,