Ask Me Help Desk - Sister wants to be a Vampire!

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

What are the advantages of being a vampire - and I'm being serious, no joke. Why would anyone want to be a vampire? Eternal life, maybe? But outliving everyone you love? I don't know.

Well I guess you would get to see your grandchildrens, grandchildrens, grandchildren grow up right?

I am closing this thread,

1. it has little to do with relationship

2. there is open request and comments of additional info sent by PM instead of posting it as required by the rules

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Originally Posted by liz28

I think so but Artlady is the drunkiest. Sorry Artlady!

Soory can't rep you..
Quite sober Liz but thanks for not thinking I was insane! At least drunk can get sober,insane is a little trickier :)

GOTCHA! APRIL FOOLS!... that was fun wasn't it Vampira! (aka Artlady) :D LOL!

ROFLMAO. I would have gotten it if you had started it today.

That was something for everyone to think about and stir out everyone juices. I started to get creeped out a little.

Maybe I should tell people at my job that I think I am a vampire to creep them out. Nah, they might fire me or worst send me to the nut house.

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Originally Posted by liz28

or worst send me to the nut house.

I thought everyone who is a regular on this site was already there. Except they just threw out all the pistachios. :D

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starbuck8 agrees: Artlady and I had a really good laugh! Haha!

There was some concern that artlady's account had been compromised or she had someone housesitting ;)

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Originally Posted by ScottGem

I thought everyone who is a regular on this site was already there. Except they just threw out all the pistachios. :D

I only had a day pass! :D

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Originally Posted by ScottGem

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starbuck8 agrees: Artlady and I had a really good laugh! haha!

There was some concern that artlady's account had been compromised or she had someone housesitting ;)

I know! I'm glad that all got straightened out. That was when we stopped laughing for awhile. ;)

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Originally Posted by ScottGem

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starbuck8 agrees: Artlady and I had a really good laugh! haha!

There was some concern that artlady's account had been compromised or she had someone housesitting ;)

That was done to throw you all off course! :p

I still think I had a better one last year when I threatened to quit this site.

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Originally Posted by ScottGem

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starbuck8 agrees: Artlady and I had a really good laugh! haha!

There was some concern that artlady's account had been compromised or she had someone housesitting ;)

That's so funny! I guess that means some people don't think I'm totally nuts.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by ScottGem

I still think I had a better one last year when I threatened to quit this site.

Ohh ,that's a good one.I bet that ruffled some feathers !

[QUOTE=artlady agrees: It happened because its April first a bit early:)[/QUOTE]

I think I've been had - by pros!

Congratulations.

Now sleep with your eyes open while I plot my revenge. And, yes, you sucked me right in!

My sister is going to kill me! Hahaha! I got her on Facebook too! ::hiding:: I haven't heard from her yet... oh oh! :D

You kids are all silly. You had me in the beginning, I thought you'd finally gone over the edge.

Poo, I was going to start a thread, tell everyone I was pregnant which would be bad seeing as hubby had a vasectomy.

I'll get you all next year, so worry! ;)

A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night... he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest.

But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from.

Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!".

He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy.

"OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation.

"Well I f**ken didn't!", said the bat.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night...he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest.

But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from.

Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!".

He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy.

"OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation.

"Well I f**ken didn't!", said the bat.

Hey, careful how you talk about my family! :p

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night...he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest.

But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from.

Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!".

He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy.

"OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation.

"Well I f**ken didn't!", said the bat.

ROFLMAO, I love it M! :p :p :p :p

Oh come on... are we doing the vampire thing again?

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Oh come on....are we doing the vampire thing again?

LMAO! Yup, but thankfully Starby is just kidding.

Long time no see Mark. Have you been avoiding us? Did we scare you? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! Yup, but thankfully Starby is just kidding.

Long time no see Mark. Have you been avoiding us? Did we scare you? ;)

Well I was standing outside your window but you just never noticed me. :(

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Well I was standing outside your window but you just never noticed me. :(

Did you get some good video at least? Pictures? Come on, tell me you didn't just stand there and do nothing! :D

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Well I was standing outside your window but you just never noticed me. :(

I vant to suck yer blood! Muuwaahahahaha!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Did you get some good video at least? Pictures? Come on, tell me you didn't just stand there and do nothing! :D

I plead the 5th as to my actions :D

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I vant to suck yer blood!! Muuwaahahahaha!!

:eek:

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Originally Posted by markwithak

:eek:

Lmao!

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

I plead the 5th as to my actions :D

The 5th won't help you here, I'm in Canada. :)

Did you see our new hang out? It's a brothel.

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

lmao!!

I stopped reading after the 5th word... guess I got a little excited. :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

The 5th won't help you here, I'm in Canada. :)

Did you see our new hang out? It's a brothel.

Oh you lawless Canadians... just sitting up there like America's hat.

A brothel you say? :rolleyes:

Yes, a brothel. Check it out. Wait, I'll post the link.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...hd-332579.html

What kind of crap is that?

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

What kind of crap is that?

It's our temporary home while the Castle is under reno's! ;)

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

What kind of crap is that?

LMAO! I see you don't like the rules. Did you really think I'd make the girls do all the work? :D

By the way everyone, why do young people who don't even know how pregnancy occurs, have sex? Then they advise each other on pregnancy and sex etc. The blind leading the blind. :(

Well first of all, you lead to a brothel but when I get there it is the wrong kind of brothel. False advertisement I tell you... it's like those Miracle Bras.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

By the way everyone, why do young people who don't even know how pregnancy occurs, have sex? Then they advise eachother on pregnancy and sex etc. The blind leading the blind. :(

Didn't you know? These young folks know everything!

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Well first of all, you lead to a brothel but when I get there it is the wrong kind of brothel. False advertisement I tell ya....it's like those Miracle Bras.

I hear most vampira's have implants! They don't need no stinkin Miracle Bra! Vamps have no secrets! :D

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Well first of all, you lead to a brothel but when I get there it is the wrong kind of brothel. False advertisement I tell ya....it's like those Miracle Bras.

You mean the miracle bra doesn't work? What's it supposed to do? I already have big boobs, they don't need to be bigger, the miracle would be if they were 18 years old again. Ahh, those were the days. :cool: