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  • May 4, 2007, 06:49 AM
    iAMfromHuntersBar
    Whatever happened to .
    ... good old-fashioned sex!

    Paraphilia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Man, they've got a word for EVERYTHING! :D
  • May 4, 2007, 06:52 AM
    moomin007
    I'm afraid to ask this but...
    How DID you come across this word??

    :)
    Moomin
  • May 4, 2007, 06:53 AM
    J_9
    OMG, that term was on my final exam on Wednesday and I thought the same thing!!
  • May 4, 2007, 06:58 AM
    curlybenswife
    Only you only you only you lol what you been eating to make you think about sex huh huh ah but I forgot you're a guy your meant to think about it every 4 seconds aren't you ;)
  • May 4, 2007, 07:02 AM
    iAMfromHuntersBar
    Look you cheeky buggers, I get bored at work OK!

    It started looking for the fear of exploding things, then the fear of clowns, then I stumbled across this! Lol!
  • May 4, 2007, 07:02 AM
    Fr_Chuck
    Well now we have a word to explain about 1/2 of the relationshiop posts we get here.
  • May 4, 2007, 07:04 AM
    moomin007
    Good call Fr Chuck!
  • May 4, 2007, 07:04 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Fr_Chuck
    Well now we have a word to explain about 1/2 of the relationshiop posts we get here.


    Giggle chuck oh so true
  • May 4, 2007, 07:04 AM
    J_9
    Oh, yes, that is 100% on the mark!!
  • May 4, 2007, 07:06 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by iAMfromHuntersBar
    Look you cheeky buggers, I get bored at work OK!

    It started off looking for the fear of exploding things, then the fear of clowns, then I stumbled across this! Lol!

    Cough Cough your supposed to be working lol what's for tea tonight??
  • May 4, 2007, 07:08 AM
    moomin007
    Spam!

    :)
  • May 4, 2007, 07:08 AM
    Allheart
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by iAMfromHuntersBar
    Look you cheeky buggers, I get bored at work OK!

    It started off looking for the fear of exploding things, then the fear of clowns, then I stumbled across this! Lol!


    LOL Yup, I totally get the connection... :rolleyes: Men. Way too funny.
  • May 4, 2007, 07:18 AM
    excon
    Hello:

    Ooooh, ooooh, I'm a paraphilliac. Cool!

    excon
  • May 4, 2007, 03:06 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by iAMfromHuntersBar
    Look you cheeky buggers, I get bored at work OK!

    It started off looking for the fear of exploding things, then the fear of clowns, then I stumbled across this! Lol!

    Remind me to throw your resume away. You are not suitable for the nanny position you applied for at my agency.
  • May 8, 2007, 12:42 AM
    iAMfromHuntersBar
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    Cough Cough your supposed to be working lol whats for tea tonight???

    We had an indoor BBQ because it was raining... I.E. I cooked stuff in the oven! Lol! :p
  • May 8, 2007, 01:06 AM
    moomin007
    Bank holidays in UK really suck! It always rains, why IS that?
  • May 8, 2007, 01:47 AM
    iAMfromHuntersBar
    I spent pretty much all day Saturday in the sun, varnishing and building a bench for our 'veranda' (lol!)

    Come Sunday, it just hammered down all day! Gutted!

    Oh well, I had a good weekend regardless!
  • May 8, 2007, 02:08 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehe only rained at night here :D so we managed to have dry days and bbq outside lol
  • May 8, 2007, 02:28 AM
    moomin007
    Lucky you!

    :(
  • May 25, 2007, 04:04 AM
    fix-what-you-broke
    Feelings toward otherwise non-sexual objects... I'm sure I just answered a thread on this one.. some woman getting off with a torch I think..
    Sorry but give me a sexy irishman anyday!!
  • May 25, 2007, 04:13 AM
    fix-what-you-broke
    Omg I must learn to read the whole thing before posting..
    Aelurophilia: a form of zoophilia—sexual attraction to cats... (fix hides her cat.. just in case)
    Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants... Ok
    Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence... PMFSL
    Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary... Yup I can see the attraction in that... not.
    Xylophilia: sexual attraction to wood... errr no comment.

    OK I'm done,cant take anymore laughter right now... thanks for the laugh huntersbar...
  • May 25, 2007, 05:02 AM
    iAMfromHuntersBar
    Quote:

    Eproctophilia
    Big one in Japan that, honest, I've seen video clips (from my 'Eprotophilia collection' folder!) of women in tight lycra shorts farting on men's faces and chests!

    Doesn't do a thing for me thought - honest!

    *Remembers to buy more beans for tonights tea*
  • May 25, 2007, 05:15 AM
    Capuchin
    Reminds me of the thread where I told the woman that her boyfriend was macrophilic.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...ill-81397.html

    Still ashamed that I knew the word without looking it up :$
  • May 25, 2007, 05:29 AM
    fix-what-you-broke
    Thinking about it more, it kind of makes me shudder now when I hear the term "me and my boyfriend have dont everything together sexually"... errrr going off the stuff in that list I very much doubt it lmao
  • May 29, 2007, 12:06 AM
    kepi
    fix-what-you-broke, that is a scary thought. "Don everythihg"- let;'s hope not.
  • May 29, 2007, 02:05 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Capuchin
    Reminds me of the thread where i told the woman that her boyfriend was macrophilic.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...ill-81397.html

    Still ashamed that I knew the word without looking it up :$

    You should be! I am shocked and appalled! I thought you embodied all that is good and pure here. I am crushed. The only way you would know of such a thing is if you have had this sort of fantasy yourself. Don't try and talk your way out of this, and claim that you heard about it from some benign and innocent source. You are a very dirty little monkey indeed! Oh, for shame.
  • May 29, 2007, 05:42 PM
    magprob
    Giants? What about midgets?

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