"Undocumented".
Since "Illegal Aliens" losing favor for "Undocumented Aliens", I'd like to take advantage too.
I'm a drug dealer. Please do not refer to me as such; I prefer "Unlicensed Pharmacist".
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"Undocumented".
Since "Illegal Aliens" losing favor for "Undocumented Aliens", I'd like to take advantage too.
I'm a drug dealer. Please do not refer to me as such; I prefer "Unlicensed Pharmacist".
LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RickJ
Lol!
Just like calling Binmen "Refuse Collection Operatives"
...
Binmen then!
Haha, yeah. Around here it used to be "Trash Man" but now is "Sanitation Engineer" :p
Well there's always the IT favourite.
It's not a BUG it's an UNDOCUMENTED FEATURE ;)
LOL. Thanks, Rick. That's a good one.
My brother in law is the computer guy for our local school system. No kidding, last year he got a call for a bug in a computer. Lo and behold it WAS a bug. It was a giant cockroach from the science room that had squeezed it's way into the floppy drive :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Curlyben
So, does that mean I'm not fat, but a victim of gravity?
Nope you're calorificaly challenged ;)
Or metabolically challenged! He he!
Oh no, CB, I am not challenged when it comes to calories - I can knock them out at an astonishing rate!Quote:
Originally Posted by Curlyben
Horizonally challenged!!
And I'm not lazy, I'm "insufficiently challenged".
I'm an Asian I am automotivally challenged.
How about girth impaired?
Haha, no. You are not automotivally challenged because you are Asian.Quote:
Originally Posted by nicespringgirl
... it's because you're a female! :p
Naughty Rick :DQuote:
Originally Posted by RickJ
But I try to think as how a man thinks... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by RickJ
Does that mean that you're 'Fashion challenged" and "housework deficient" as a male, Rick?
/smiles sweetly as she tosses down that gauntlet
No we're not "housework deficient" we're cleaningphobic ;)
Haha, I am Definitely fashion challenged! I wear bluejeans November to March and Cargo shorts April to October, and golf shirts (98% plain white) all year round.
I own one pair of dress pants, one button down dress shirt and one jacket... for funerals and weddings.
You have a jacket for funerals, I'm impressed
I suffer from Analcranalitis. I have my head up my butt.
My boss calls that a cranial-rectal inversion. What can I call my kid that never stops talking? Does she have yappinitis?
That's diarrheal verbosity :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Emland
I've heard no one has ever been shot while doing housework, but why take a chance..?Quote:
Originally Posted by Curlyben
I've been described as a chronic link-aholic, too
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainRich
I have heard stories of people being shot for NOT doing housework...
Yeah, but I only got nicked...
/makes a note to buy a new scope
I'm clearly bulletproof! They just bounce off, so save yer ammo!
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