Before what, Alty's colon or my belly button?
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Before what, Alty's colon or my belly button?
LOL. I'll see what I can do.
Just to keep the mood light;
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss .
The Moral of the story?
The a$$ hole is usually in charge!
A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
"This isn't good, where did I leave my pen? '
:D how very evil of you
Now I'm going to be really paranoid :(
Later Alty, have a good rest :)
Is the picture to the right of my original post freaking anyone else out?
Looks like you have a swollen jaw Alty.
Am I the only one who can't see the picture?
No, I don't see it. Maybe I'm using the wrong skin.
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