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  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:45 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Before what, Alty's colon or my belly button?
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    That would be the best pic ever Alty!!

    I'd put it in my photo album, next to the ultrasound pictures of my kids. ;)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:46 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    please warn us before hand so those that want to can vacate the premesis, yep your husbands poking fun, thats good :D

    No way, I'm sending it to you via email. You're not getting off that easy. ;)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:46 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Before what, Alty's colon or my belly button??

    OMG! I never thought I'd have a choice! Your belly button first. After April 6, Alty can supply us with HER photos.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:49 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    LOL. I'll see what I can do.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:50 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    LOL. I'll see what I can do.

    Me too. ;)

    I've been reading up on the procedure, sounds like being knocked out is the way to go. I'm in.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:52 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    LOL. I'll see what I can do.

    Not to be sacrilegious or anything (and I'm a preacher's kid), that photo would fit right in with Lent.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:53 PM
    Alty

    Just to keep the mood light;

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

    "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

    "I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."

    "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

    "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

    "I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss .

    The Moral of the story?
    The a$$ hole is usually in charge!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 02:00 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    No way, I'm sending it to you via email. You're not getting off that easy. ;)

    Great now I'm going to be paranoid about getting pictures of Alty's Arse... and not the good kind :(
  • Mar 12, 2010, 02:01 PM
    Alty

    A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
    Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
    Preparing to write a check,
    She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
    And tries to write with it.
    When she realizes her mistake,
    She looks at the flabbergasted teller
    And without missing a beat, she says:
    "This isn't good, where did I leave my pen? '
  • Mar 12, 2010, 02:02 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    great now im going to be paranoid about getting pictures of Alty's Arse...................and not the good kind :(

    I'm going to start sending you tons of emails. You'll never know which one it will be until you open it.

    Muwahahahahahahahaha! :p
  • Mar 12, 2010, 02:16 PM
    albear

    :D how very evil of you

    Now I'm going to be really paranoid :(
  • Mar 12, 2010, 02:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    :D how very evil of you

    now im going to be really paranoid :(

    That would be the plan Bear. ;)

    Okay, I'm going to go lay down for a bit. I'm exhausted.

    Later all. Thanks for making me laugh. :)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 02:22 PM
    albear

    Later Alty, have a good rest :)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 04:02 PM
    Alty

    Is the picture to the right of my original post freaking anyone else out?
  • Mar 12, 2010, 04:15 PM
    J_9
    Looks like you have a swollen jaw Alty.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 04:17 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Am I the only one who can't see the picture?
  • Mar 12, 2010, 04:19 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Looks like you have a swollen jaw Alty.

    Is that what that is? I thought it was a picture of a colon, seeing as my post is about colon cancer.

    Weird.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 04:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Am I the only one who can't see the picture?

    To the right of my original post. Go to the top of the page. It's an x-ray of God knows what.

    Can you see it?
  • Mar 12, 2010, 04:21 PM
    J_9
    No, I don't see it. Maybe I'm using the wrong skin.

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