Arrrghhhh me back finally! It's been awhile mateys!

Aye! Ya missed takin' yer watch! Aarr!

It's good ta see yer alive an' kickin'!

Where ye been hidin', me hearty?

Arrr... Rank, me thought you went overboard

Put on yor monkey jacket and get to the poop deck then.

ARrrrghhh Cap and Start! Me missed me mateys!! Yohoho! I've been searching for me missin' booty! Harharhar! (Actually I've been wrapped up in course work, observations, and student teaching, hahaha!)

Ye be missin' fer a while!
How goes yer teachin's?

Me teachin's are good as gold! The little chidren are smartly catchin' on to the lesson's me be providin'!

Aarr! Ye be teachin' pirate talkin' yet?

Aaarr why o' course! They best be ready fer Halloween!

Arr... me mateys keep going...

Aye! We keepin' afloat!
Halloween will be very different this year! Aarr!

I be the one known as Red Roger Cash

Arr... Red Roger Cash... Me like the name... welcome aboard

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Aarr! Welcome to our journey, Red Roger Cash! Aarr!

Me likes yer name, as well!

Where we be headed for cap'an

Ahoy, me matey!

O'er the horizon... chasin' fer a chest o' doubloons or treasures unknown! Aarr!

Then lets hoist the anchor me'hearties

PIRATES - YE BE WARNED.

The top of a billowing sail passes regally in front of
Them. On the landward face of the sail, apparently high in
The rigging, is a man for whom the term 'swashbuckling
Rogue' was coined: Captain Bloody Davy Vane

He gazes keen-eyed at the display as they pass. Raises a
Tankard in salute. Suddenly, something below catches his
Attention. He jumps from the rigging -

-- and that's when we see that his is ship is not an
Imposing three-master, but just a small fishing dory with a
Single sail, plowing through the water -- the Jolly Mon.

And it leaks. Which is why he has the tankard: to bail.

Bloody Davy Vane steps back to the tiller, and using a single sheet to
Control the sail, and the Jolly Mon comes around the
Promontory, the whole of Port Royal laid out before him.

The huge British dreadnought, H.M.S. Dauntless dominates
The bay. But Davy's attention is on a different ship: the
H.M.S. Interceptor, a small sleek vessel with rail guns and
A mortar in the middle of the main deck. It is tied up at
The Navy landing, at the base of the cliffs below Fort
Charles.

HARBORMASTER:
If you're out rolling scuppers in
This tub, you're either incredibly
Brave or incredibly stupid.

Bloody Davy Vane:
It's remarkable how often those
Two traits coincide.

Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.