Not e'en me kitty scuffs??

Grmblbmlgrmbl... aye, the kitty scuffs OK, but nothing else! Aarrr!
Frimgingramblegruff!

Oh, Sire! I need to wear more than my kitty scuffs. The wind is blowin' wild off the Azores this e'en and I be cold!

Request denied! Aarr! Show us what ye got 'fore final disapproval...

Me kitty scuffs won't fit ye!

Don't be snivlin! Ye can make do wit mine till ye knit some new ones.. Aarr!
I hope ye likes black and smelly! AARRR!!

O Cap'n... what about me pink cape... I be cold too. R pink bloomers allowed?

Pink bloomers?? Them's grounds for keelhauling, Cap'n!!

Time ta turn in! I'll shuffle off ta me cabin... no need for kitty scuffs is there... send me a warm wench fer the night! An' she better 'ave warm feet! Aarr!!

This be the new wench's night, Sir. I be delousing yer parrot.

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Pink bloomers????????? Them's grounds for keelhauling, Cap'n!!!!

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Mind me ship whilst I get some shut eye.

Here's the rules:
Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate
Tomorrow will be the big quiz! AARRR!!

Arrrrrrrrr Dream o' lusty wenches and swag, O Cap'n.

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Maybe you can be my teacher..... being I don't know how to talk like a pirate yet.....

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Thare is also A Pirate's Glossary of Terms as a resorse for thee!

Top of the mornin to ye'r. Cacklefruit for morn' grub?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr. 'Twas swabbin' the decks 'til 4:30 a.m. Me jib be hangin' crooked an' thar's bilge in me hold.

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrr. 'Twas swabbin' the decks 'til 4:30 a.m. Me jib be hangin' crooked an' thar's bilge in me hold.

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Aye! And, I knowes that wasant all ye was doin' till 4:30 in the mornin' now whas it?

LOL :-)



Dirty William Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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LOL :-)

Dirty William Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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Wy ar you calld dirty, matie?

Ha ha , who knows :-)

Because he makes the glory hole smell of a garden full o roses matey.

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Because he makes the glory hole smell of a garden full o roses matey.

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HHhmmm... I think that's a compliment

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LOL :-)



Dirty William Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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Aarr! And welcome aboard!

These other lollies be jealous just because the rain doesn't bead off 'em! Aarr!

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate

Still going onnnn, Grrreat..

Cool site! Here's mine:

Bloody William Flint

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

I totally forgot who I was... I am going back... see you in a while LOL
Arr... welome to the ship me matey...

Welcome aboard, Bloody William Flint! Aarr!

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Cool site! Heres mine:

Bloody William Flint

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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AAARRRRRRRRRRR

:D Me be Dirty Bess Kidd... arrrr... :D

Dirty being the word AAAARRRRRRRRRRR

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:D Me be Dirty Bess Kidd....arrrr.....:D

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Welcome aboard, Dirty Bess Kidd!
Aarr!!

Arrr!

Lest me crew forgets, we do have some rules:

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate

Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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Lest me crew forgets, we do have some rules:

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate

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LMAOOOO Too funny man! :D Love it!

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Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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I'll swim after you if they do :D

Me love it... arrrggg...

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Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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I'll swim after you if they do :D

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Thanks.
Now I have a lifegaurd too...
Ever heard of a pirate with a lifegaurd who is a ninja too:D

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Thanks.
Now I have a lifegaurd too...
ever heard of a pirate with a lifegaurd who is a ninja too:D

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LMAO :D

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Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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Aye! Welcome aboard, Dirty Mary Flint! Aarr!

AARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ahoy me Capt...

To Treasure Island we set sail??