Aw, poor KP, did I frustrate you? Turnaround is fair play my dear, do you know how many times I've gone to bed tossing and turning because hubby's at work and one of your posts got me all hot and bothered?

Hee, hee, one point for Alty.:) 25 points for KP. :( I'm catching up though. :)

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Uuhhhmmm..........yes it was :eek:

Kp looks like you've got alty in one of those moods :rolleyes:

LMAO.............I'll just leave now:cool:

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Chicken! :D

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Chicken! :D

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The Batman stole ma baby! :eek:

(nobody but Alty and you are going to know what that meant are they?. LOL)

Starby, that's a chicken, not a duck. ;)

I had an affair with a chicken okay? Did you really have to tell? :p

I also had an affair with a few cocks too! No one needs to know!

Kids, some help needed here. We have a gaggle of trolls on the site right now. Apparently someone joined, gave some bad advice, started complaining about the site and ultimately was banned. Now a whole group of people are signing on either under the same IP address or others to reek havic on AMHD just because this one person was banned. Of course they are being banned as soon as they are caught, but they are going around giving disagrees left right and centre. I've been trying to give balancers to most, but now I got one, a balancer anyone? :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum-...me-250336.html

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I had an affair with a chicken okay? Did you really have to tell? :p

I also had an affair with a few cocks too! No one needs to know!!

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And I'm the bad one? :eek: :D :cool:

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Aw, poor KP, did I frustrate you? Turnaround is fair play my dear, do you know how many times I've gone to bed tossing and turning because hubby's at work and one of your posts got me all hot and bothered?

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Glad to help a brother (yer hubby) out. Hope his welcome home was memorable.

I've always told my betrothed... all I want for any holiday, any birthday, and special occasion for me... I want cute panties and a matching bra (for her, of course) and off site childcare for a few hours.

A couple bottles of korbel brut chilled would be nice too.

Some guys like power tools for dad's day. I want panties.

Preferably on the floor by the bed.

What the hell was my point? Good thing I'm cute cause my brain is getting dumber by the moment.

Oh, one thing about the trolls I mentioned. Don't engage in conversation, I made that mistake already, their posts will be deleted soon enough anyway and so will yours if you reply to them. Just help me give balancers to the people they give disagree to, please? :)

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Kids, some help needed here. We have a gaggle of trolls on the site right now. Apparently someone joined, gave some bad advice, started complaining about the site and ultimately was banned. Now a whole group of people are signing on either under the same IP address or others to reek havic on AMHD just because this one person was banned. Of course they are being banned as soon as they are caught, but they are going around giving disagrees left right and centre. I've been trying to give balancers to most, but now I got one, a balancer anyone? :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum-...me-250336.html

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Done alty :)

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glad to help a brother (yer hubby) out. hope his welcome home was memorable.

ive always told my betrothed... all i want for any holiday, any birthday, and special occasion for me... i want cute panties and a matching bra (for her, of course) and off site childcare for a few hours.

a couple bottles of korbel brut chilled would be nice too.

some guys like power tools for dad's day. i want panties.

preferably on the floor by the bed.

what the hell was my point? good thing im cute cause my brain is getting dumber by the moment.

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I always find it amusing when guys spend tons of cash on lingerie, it's just going to end up crinkled on the floor. :)

Hubby's fav present, me with a red bow, panties and bra optional. ;)

As for his welcome home, when he works nights he gets home around 1:30am or later, Alty's just to darn tired most of the time to wait, besides that, he's a machinist, a shower is a necessity after he comes home from work.

He's on days this week though. :D :D :D :D

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Done alty :)

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Muwah, that's a hug wet kiss just for you M. :)

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Muwah, that's a hug wet kiss just for you M. :)

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Glad I don't need to go to sleep for hours yet :)

Alty, I have to spread the rep. Sick people... seriously!! OMG!

Alty
I don't think they count as Reddies anyway , could be wrong though.

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Hubby's fav present, me with a red bow, panties and bra optional. ;)

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Well yeah... honest truth is a smiling girl with a "come hither" look need not wear a damn thing.

But you know that already.

Boys are dumb and girls are mean.

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And I'm the bad one? :eek: :D :cool:

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The feathered variety... you know! Cock-a-doodle-doo?? I'm usually a very good duck! :D Not really affairs... just... well you know... uhhmmm... once in awhile I need my feathers ruffled!

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see... girls are mean like that!!!

you say "going down" and a boy thinks "its going to happen"... and if its just a tease, it doesnt matter. its locked and loaded.

mentioning sex doesnt obligate... but it sure as hell fries the neurons of any hot blooded boy. over and over and over.

crap.

now how the hell am i supposed to go to sleep????

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Have someone be bad and get sent to your room.

Duh.

(Did I mention that I've been bad today?)

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well yeah... honest truth is a smiling girl with a "come hither" look need not wear a damn thing.

but you know that already.

boys are dumb and girls are mean.

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All it takes is a grin and a flick of the finger. Yes, the red bow is optional too. ;)

It's been a long time since I've met hubby at the door wearing nothing but a smile. I think the kids would be confused. ;)

I think it's time to search for a new sitter, I need some quality time during the day. :)

Best time ever was literally on our honeymoon, go figure. We went to Hawaii, really there's something in the air in Hawaii that just makes me antsy. At one point, I gave hubby the look in an orange julius in a little outdoor strip mall type place. He looked at me and said "Again? Honey, I don't think I can handle this anymore, I need a rest, 5 times a day is killing me." It great being a girl! :D