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  • Feb 26, 2008, 03:27 PM
    HistorianChick
    Oh, and the addiction! ;)
  • Feb 26, 2008, 03:29 PM
    Alty
    Ah Addiction. Embrace it, love it, nurture it, but most of all feed it.

    I just finished starting a new thread. I think I might have opened up a huge can of worms. Watch me get yelled at.
  • Feb 26, 2008, 06:52 PM
    N0help4u
    Travel all over the USA and make FUN documentaries of people, places and things.
  • Feb 26, 2008, 07:22 PM
    Alty
    Will these documentaries include chocolate and coffee?

    When I start my animal shelter I'll call you Nohelp, you'll get first dibs on doing the documentary.
  • Feb 26, 2008, 07:34 PM
    N0help4u
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Will these documentaries include chocolate and coffee?

    When I start my animal shelter I'll call you Nohelp, you'll get first dibs on doing the documentary.


    The name of my documentaries is

    s'Top the s'Tupidy

    Think u can make chocolate, coffee and pets fit in??
  • Feb 27, 2008, 09:13 AM
    Alty
    Sure, let's see.

    Stop the Stupidity. Realize that coffee can be addictive, let us help you with free refills. Chocolate grows brain cells, grab a bar today. Animals can help you gain wisdom, stop the stupidity, adopt a pet today.

    This is all I could come up with on short notice, if I think of something better I'll let you know.

    In the meantime, I need more coffee, I only got 2 hours of sleep last night because of this darn cold. Now I've got a fever and I can't keep anything down (accept coffee of course). To top it all of, my 9 year old has now caught the cold as well, I always did tell my kids that sharing is a good thing.
  • Feb 27, 2008, 11:00 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    I just went into a local starbucks.

    Barista: Hey Sneezy! It's a bitter cold Wednesday (33 degrees here), usual grande earl grey tea with honey?
    Me: no. midterm week.
    Barista:... venti 5 shooter?
    Me: yep.

    ... somebody stop me.
  • Feb 27, 2008, 11:05 AM
    HistorianChick
    LOL!

    I just went to starbucks.

    Cashier - aka - "new girl": Welcome to starbucks, what can I get you?
    Me: Ummm... *blank stare*
    Barista: That's J, I got it.
    Me: *big sigh*
    Cashier: Hey! You're J? You have those awesome red stilletos, right?
  • Feb 27, 2008, 11:11 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... it's REALLY a problem when they talk about you on their smoke break. REALLY a problem.
  • Feb 27, 2008, 11:14 AM
    HistorianChick
    Don't I know...

    Sheesh...

    But they really are some splendiferous stilettos, let me tell you! ;)
  • Feb 27, 2008, 11:46 AM
    Alty
    Hey guys, I'm to sick to go to Starbucks, I'm not allowed to operate heavy machinery. I'm jealous.

    HC- I just looked at the number of posts that you have, do you realize that you are at 666? This could be a bad omen.
  • Feb 27, 2008, 11:53 AM
    HistorianChick
    Yeah... I noticed that... I need to make another post... and fast! :)
  • Feb 27, 2008, 12:04 PM
    Alty
    Whew, that was a close one.

    I'm now switching from coffee to water, how depressing is that?
  • Feb 27, 2008, 12:07 PM
    HistorianChick
    Caffeine enhanced water? Or just the regular stuff?

    Where's the fun in that?

    (wow... I really need to re-evaluate my life... this symbiotic relationship between myself and espresso is reaching scary heights... )
  • Feb 27, 2008, 12:30 PM
    Alty
    Just regular water, with ice. I don't want caffeine because then I'll have to stay awake, there won't be a choice.

    I'm feeling very sorry for myself today. Oh woe is me.
  • Feb 27, 2008, 12:39 PM
    HistorianChick
    Awww... don't feel sorry for yourself. :)

    Your support system is here! HC to the rescue! *super hero theme song* BAM! CRASH! ZOOM! SPLAT!

    (not sure what the SPLAT! Is, but it sure sounded fun :) )
  • Feb 27, 2008, 01:29 PM
    Alty
    Thanks for the support HC, I'm sure I'll feel better tomorrow, until then I'm taking my meds and trying to catch some ZZZ's, which would be allot easier if I could stop coughing. Be gone phlegm, you are not welcome her on Andrea Island. Great, I've stopped making sense, now I'm just rambling, or am I always like this? One cup of coffe isn't working to well for me.;)
  • Feb 27, 2008, 01:34 PM
    HistorianChick
    Go ahead, say it with Lady MacBeth...

    "Out, damn'd phlegm! Out, I say!"

    In my book, swearing is acceptable if you are quoting Shakespeare! ;)
  • Feb 27, 2008, 01:53 PM
    Alty
    I agree with swearing while quoting Shakespeare, but let us also allow ourselves the occasional cuss word when we stub our toe on the coffee table. Coffee table, I can't stop thinking about coffee, it's all around me.

    I'm going to have some lemon flavored Neo Citrin and a nice warm bath, then I'm lathering on the vicks vapo rub.

    Out darn phlegm, out I say! Say it loud, say it proud.
  • Feb 28, 2008, 08:52 AM
    Alty
    The phlegm's still here, but so am I, it hasn't won yet.

    HC - Are you at Starbucks with Sneezy?

    I'm drinking coffee today, I don't care if I stay awake I must have my little bit of heaven in a cup. My hubby brought me a Ritter Sport Marzipan bar yesterday to make me feel better. Goodness do I ever love that man.

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