Mine was Mary Rackham :)

Welcome to our journey, Mary Rackham!
And, yer going to hafta share them chocolates equally... Aaarr!

Oh fun! My name is Iron Anne Kid.
"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you;re a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"

Aar! Welcome aboard! This ship can always use another matey!
Now, stow yer kitty and let's set sail! Aarr!

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Originally Posted by alkalineangel

Arggh me mateys, in grand honor of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, I be ressurrecting this here thread...mostly cause I be needing a good laugh and a round of mead at the moment, and also to gather recruits to help pilfer a grand ship I spy in the thread yonder!! If ye with me, say AYe!!!!!

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And here's a little about how that ship goes...

The Most Powerful Diesel Engine in the World

Any gearheads aboard?

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Originally Posted by CaptainRich

Aar!! Welcome aboard! This ship can always use another matey!!
Now, stow yer kitty and let's set sail! Aarr!

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Well thank you! It seems this thread has been around for awhile, I don't know how I missed it!

I'd like to see the AMHD default to the Humor & Comedy page..

That way we can start with a smile!

ARRRGGGHHH Mateys! What say we go lop off some eds! Me name is Bloody Davey Vane and a pirate you won't find that's more insane.

You have been charged with the horrendous crime of buggery. How do you plead?

"I've been a very, very naughty sailor I'ave."

Then off with your ed and to Davy Jones' locker with it!
:p

Avast, ye matey!
We be lookin' fer the naughty ones!
Git yer dungbie back on board, me hearty!

Mag... get ye holystone or me get me monkey an' shoot yer socks off! Arrrr!

Captain Ethel Cash

Arrrr... me matey... welcome aboard... Cap'n be mighty proud! A glorious ship this be! Arrr

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Originally Posted by sarah1989

Mine was Mary Rackham :)

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Are we related? I'm...

Captain Morgan Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Tee Hee

I've a black spot for your sassypants monkey lassie. Shark bait you'll be, you sprogs and wenches! Many a Rackham I've seen a wadin up from the glory hole as a scallywag should.

Avast ye... get ye duffle n' ye hornswagglin' dungbie off me Captains glorious ship... Arrr
By the way me love Waylon... LOL Especially mental revenge.. one of ye best.

Then I'll retract me black spot and refrain from calling ye a winch.

Salmagundie fer ye... thy wench will soon be servin... get ye grog n' take a seat... Arrr

Very Good! And a fine wench ye be.

I wish I were in Ireland
In some little sea port towne
I'd catch me on a sailin ship
And sail the ocean round
While sailin on the ocean
While sailin on the sea
I'd dream of handsome Molly
Wherever she may be

Arrr matey... catch me on a sailin' ship...