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No way, uh uh, that would be me. :D

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NO... Chery loves me more... I know it... :mad:

Want to arm wrestle for it? Hmmmm. I'll take you down String man. :)

Sticks and stones... Da da da da de de de la la la and LA!

This item is not on the table for discussion and not debatable.

I know in my heart... THAT CHERY LOVES ME THE MOST! (period!)

I got your post card, Chery dear! Now I just have to send it out! :)

Hellllooooooooo HC

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NO...i am her favorite......:rolleyes::p:):(:D

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Nah uhh! :p Momma C... the kids are fighting! Tell them to leave me alone!

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Nah uhh!! :p Momma C...the kids are fighting! Tell them to leave me alone!

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Not fighting... and besides Chery would tell you in a heartbeat that she loves me more... nah nah... nah... nah.:rolleyes:

Do you want a wedgie... I'll do it... just watch me!

I'll give you my favourite toy! I'll let you sneak out at night and I won't tell on you!

My momma... my momma! :p

NOT A CHANCE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A CHANCE........

Chery and I got Waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy back and she told me so a long time ago... she's MINE!!!!!! and she loves me more...

Boys are made of green gushy gopher guts... slimey grimy gopher guts... icky yucky golpher guts... why don't you eat worms! :p

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Boys are made of green gushy gopher guts...slimey grimy gopher guts....icky yucky golpher guts....why don't you eat worms!! :p

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Here's a hankie... you have some jelly on your chin... :rolleyes:

He shakes and he jiggles like a belly full of jelly! I don't have any jelly on my chin... it's all in your tummy! :p :p :p :p :p

Not quite but... are you in the room here with me??

(EDIT: I posted this once and it never showed up..? )

Yes, Momma C installed camera's to keep an eye on you in particular! She knows you're a bad boy sometimes, and you pick on me when she's not here, so she needs to keep an eye on you!

She knows that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Boys are made of snakes and snails, and puppy dog tails! :p

I hope this worked, here are two senior pictures of my granddaughter;

Damn... if it's not one thing it is another... either my pictures exceed this or that... and cannot be downloaded... I give up again... sorry they were very cute... :mad:

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Yes, Momma C installed camera's to keep an eye on you in particular! She knows you're a bad boy sometimes, and you pick on me when she's not here, so she needs to keep an eye on you!

She knows that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Boys are made of snakes and snails, and puppy dog tails! :p

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This when they are young and innocent... ah huh... same with the boys... but I be MAN>>>and Chery loves me most.:D:D:D

I guess they haven't figured out the glitches with attachments yet. :(

I am woman... hear me roar! Stop pulling on my hair and tickling me, Momma's going to put you in time out!. I don't care how old you are! You're in big twouble!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od2zY8VpoC4

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I hope this worked, here are two senior pictures of my granddaughter;

Damn...if it's not one thing it is another...either my pictures exceed this or that...and cannot be downloaded...I give up again...........sorry they were very cute...:mad:

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Email them to me and I'll resize them for you if you like.

Hey kids. Are we still fighting about who Momma C loves best?

It's me I tell you, why, because I don't give her any back talk, I always listen, I'm always good, I cook, I clean, I'm nice, I'm sweet. Okay, I'm not even buying this. ;)

But really, she loves me best, simply because. :)

M, hey, still waiting for your address. Do you want the nakie girlie pics or not? ;)

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M, hey, still waiting for your address. Do you want the nakie girlie pics or not? ;)

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Oooo nakie girls:D I'm on it :)

Now what is Momma C going to think about all of this "nakie" talk amongst her kids?! I told you I was the good one! Likes me better I tell you! I'm sitting here fully clothed! I had no thoughts of getting nakie!. yet! :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCRcra2o964 :D

Chery likes my Cologne...

Yes you are sitting there on that high chair with all your preeeteeee clothes on; nice little dress with all those slips, a bright red bow in your hair, and a smile on your face.

Toooo bad you tore your dress, have mud all over it, your bow is sliding down and out of your hair, you have food all over your face, missing one sock and shoe. And... sniff, sniff... I think you need a change...

No wonder poor Momma C has her hands full all the time.

Now me I am clean, neat, always respectful to Chery, and I get her gifts toooooo.

SHE LOVES ME MORE!!

Ok so I'm just posting this for Stringer , I must say string man , very pretty ;)

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This is my oldest grandchild and these are two of the proofs for her senior pictures in high school. Her name is Linsey Marie Smith and she is 17 years old. She is the head cheerleader for the varsity football (American) and basketball teams. She is an "A" student and she is dating the football quarterback. She has done some modeling She's kind of cute wouldn't you say?? Or am I just prejudice....? By the way, the "Funny Picture" title is just something that I was kidding her about...I used to call her my little"funny face"

Stringer

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M you are a BUD and you came through for me. I may request your services again sometime if that is OK?

Thanks my friend.

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M you are a BUD and you came through for me. I may request your services again sometime if that is ok?

Thanks my friend.

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Anytime ;)

Stringer, she's beautiful. You are a lucky man. :)

M, address first, then nakie girls, I promise. But, be warned, they'll be Canadian nakie girls. :)

Starby, can I send your pic to M? ;)

Thank you Alty... now you know where I get my looks from... :)

OK... OK... Ok... I was kidding..

Stringer sweetie, I still haven't seen a pic of you. I'd look in the members pictures, but that's a lot of pages to go through. Tell me the page number and I'll have a peak. :)

She is a beautiful girl, get a shotgun now, or you'll be in big trouble. Don't let Guy see her either. ;););)

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Stringer sweetie, I still haven't seen a pic of you. I'd look in the members pictures, but that's alot of pages to go through. Tell me the page number and I'll have a peak. :)

She is a beautiful girl, get a shotgun now, or you'll be in big trouble. Don't let Guy see her either. ;););)

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Stringer sweetie, I still haven't seen a pic of you. I'd look in the members pictures, but that's alot of pages to go through. Tell me the page number and I'll have a peak. :)

She is a beautiful girl, get a shotgun now, or you'll be in big trouble. Don't let Guy see her either. ;););)

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Guy seems like a nice guy.

I will go back later and find the post numbers for you... K?:p

Wow M. :)

Quick, what page is my picture on? ;)

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WOW... M!! How the H*LL do you do THAT?? So quick... :confused:

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Wow M. :)

Quick, what page is my picture on? ;)

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LOL... which one :rolleyes:

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WOW...M!!!!!! How the H*LL do you do THAT?????? So quick....:confused:

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Just lucky... lol :cool:

Well... also on page 75, post #743.. has a pic of Marta and me... on our honeymoon in Hawaii. Doin' a little celebrating after dinner...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...-43867-75.html

EDIT: And M... I had Rae post these for me...

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Chery likes my Cologne....

Yes you are sitting there on that high chair with all your preeeteeee clothes on; nice little dress with all those slips, a bright red bow in your hair, and a smile on your face.

Toooo bad you tore your dress, have mud all over it, your bow is sliding down and out of your hair, you have food all over your face, missing one sock and shoe. And...sniff, sniff....I think you need a change...

No wonder poor Momma C has her hands full all the time.

Now me I am clean, neat, always respectful to Chery, and I get her gifts toooooo.

SHE LOVES ME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Momma C, he pushed me into the mud puddle, and that's how my bow slid down, and... *sniff sniff* I tore my dress,. my pretty dress! Then he took my ice cream cone away and smushed it all over my face... and... and... my shoe got stuck in the mud... and... and... my sock was all wet and muddy... and... and... so I took it off... and... and... I had to limp all the way home! Waaaaaaahhhhhhh! He's a bully Momma C... just a great big bully! He keeps on telling me you lub him more! *sniff sniff* He needs to be grounded... grounded for a week! Can I have his allowance so I can go buy more ice cream? :)

Chery... I dun nuttin... all lies.

You know that your Stringer is not capable of such treachery... never, no... not your Stringer. Can I have a HUG Momma C? Thank you.

You know... you have to keep a keen eye on that one over there in the high chair don't cha? Yup... she's bad, very bad... AND SHE TELLS LIES! YES LIES!!

Beautiful Grand Daughter Stringy! I'm not sure either how to post pics of my step kids. I wish I had more of them and Grand Baby Cameron too. He was 3 in July. I get a big kick out of his proper British accent, now that he talks a mile a minuite. The kids are now 18, 21 and 22.

(oh, I'm not talking to you am I! :p )

Could I be your granddaughter, starbs?

... cept this would mean you had me when you were... 10... or something...

And by granddaughter, I mean... grandson.

... freudian slip, I guess.