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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Starby, really, take my advice, just tell them you're sacrificing a virgin, they'll leave so fast you won't know what hit you. ;)

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Or... have your new husband and his best man dress in the bridesmaids dresses, and meet them at the door! LOL! ;)... oh yes I did! LOL!

Tell them that you pray to the dark lord and he's waiting in your basement, but they can feel free to come inside, if they dare. ;)

Ooh, we're getting mean Starby. ;):)

People that can't take a joke! ;) A very common pet peeve of mine!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Tell them that you pray to the dark lord and he's waiting in your basement, but they can feel free to come inside, if they dare. ;)

Ooh, we're getting mean Starby. ;):)

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Sweet.

Alty gets me riled n bothered again talking all goth.

If only it were a double dog dare...

Double dog dare, double dog dare! :D

Another pet peeve, all my friends being off line while I'm on. :(

Where is everyone?

Over here :D

M, my friend M. Looks like it's just you and me again big guy. :)

Double dog dare, double dog dare. :);)

LOL... what am I being dared? :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Double dog dare, double dog dare. :);)

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You just made it on my sig line twice... tied with syn... guess my crush is twofold.

Chickfight? ;)

Blush, gosh, is it love?

Synn, rock, paper, scissors, best 2 out of 3 wins KP. :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL....................what am I being dared? :)

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What do you want to be dared? Down Alty, bad girl! ;):D

Just for that I'm playing Back That A$$ Up on my itunes followed by Get Low...

Just got to love it when the week starts like this.

Nowhere but down from here.

Xoxo

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Originally Posted by kp2171

just for that im playing Back That A$$ Up on my itunes followed by Get Low...

just gotta love it when the week starts like this.

nowhere but down from here.

xoxo

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Going down isn't always bad. ;) Was that out loud? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Going down isn't always bad. ;) Was that out loud? :eek:

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Uuhhhmmm... yes it was :eek:

Kp looks like you've got alty in one of those moods :rolleyes:

LMAO... I'll just leave now:cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Going down isn't always bad. ;) Was that out loud? :eek:

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Did you really say that out loud? Alty Alty Bo Balty, Banana Fana Fo Falty... well you get the idea... LOL! Alty are you having a beer?? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Going down isn't always bad. ;) Was that out loud? :eek:

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See... girls are mean like that!!

You say "going down" and a boy thinks "its going to happen"... and if its just a tease, it doesn't matter. Its locked and loaded.

Mentioning sex doesn't obligate... but it sure as hell fries the neurons of any hot blooded boy. Over and over and over.

Crap.

Now how the hell am I supposed to go to sleep??

Well, I'd post the definition too. And while your at it post the Spanish translation too. You know the new language of the US is Spanglish.

The best or is it the worst sign I saw on a house, in a major city, was "No hookers allowed". It was professionally done. "They" wouldn't know what soliciting meant either.

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

Well, I'd post the definition too. And while your at it post the Spanish translation too. You know the new language of the US is Spanglish.

The best or is it the worst sign I saw on a house, in a major city, was "No hookers allowed". It was professionally done. "They" wouldn't know what soliciting meant either.

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Maybe they were starving fishermen?? LOL!

I'm still bothered.

And what is it with my needing a backhoe loader??

Why does Google think this thread ties into heavy machinery??

Crapolla. My fav crayon color.

If I sleep like crap tonight you only have yourself to blame.