Welcome aboard!
Is ye as pretty as yer name? Aarr!
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Welcome aboard!
Is ye as pretty as yer name? Aarr!
Welcome aboard... ARRR:DQuote:
Originally Posted by eaca1234
:D Cap'n you got your smarty pants on with that sort of feedback? Arrrr:D
Your pirate name is:
Bloody Jack Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Aarr! And welcome aboard, Big Bloody Jack Rackham!
Ye better watch some of me crew... they be takin' too much grog...
Neh I say you'd be the one that... Y'AARRRRRRRRRRR.
Aye! But me was granted a two-fer! AARR!
Yer awful lucky I be the generous kind! AARRR!
This be Captain Mary Kidd here.
Oh no, my musket is poked, I've no rum, and I think I might just have a good cry!
I do not believe in that such as luck, I believe it's the mistress of the sea that has granted me good fortune
Aye! The mistress can be kind!
But we have some rules:
Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate
Oy vey! My shipload of rum is headed toward Davy Jones' Locker. Where be that belaying pin that I gnaw on??
Oy vey?? What kind of ship we be running?? Oy vey!! Next ye'll be lookin' to put up curtain on the ports! Ye gets a wimper fer the rum goin' by the boards.. but ye better watch yer french!
ARRRRRRR number 5 on the pirate code says no crying, even if there is a lack of rumQuote:
Originally Posted by Wondergirl
Avast! Loss o' rum or grog brings a tear to me only good eye! Aarr!
Avast! What wicked scoundrel took down the curtains on the ports?? That bosun should walk the plank!
Shiver me timbers! No curtains! Next ye'll be wantin' carpet!! To the blocks with ye's! AAARRR!!
Unless ye can cook or sing us a shanty.. Ye may be able ta redeem yerself! Aarr!
YARRRRRRRRRRR a good shanty is what we need
I cannot give ye a shanty, but how about a big multi-layer chocolate cake with fudge frosting and a tall glass of ice-cold milk or piping-hot coffee straight from the isles?
It be a fair trade me says
Arrr! My name is Calico Morgan Rackham
Aye! Welcome aboard, Calico Morgan Rackham!
Aarr... me pirate's food is meat. If at sea, and meat is gone or seems a wee bit too gamey, shoe leather is an acceptable replacement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wondergirl
Arrr those be the rules
Alas! The cake wilst become the fodder of the fishies.
Aye! But fishes be food too! Aarr!
Prethee I fashion a lovely knitted cover for your hook?
Me hook?? Ye been peekin'!
Aye! That's quite a hook ye got thar. What ye need is a nice, soft knitted cover for it so as not to scare the ladies when we dock.
Aye!! Don't want to scare the ladies or the fishies! Ye better start knittin' now!
I'll knit thee a cover in fisherman's rib with garter lace stitches along the length of it. The sight o' that'll wow the ladies and scare the fishies.
Me ain't too sure what the rib parts does... but I heard o' the garters and lace! Ye got room in there fer me muskets?
Thar's plenny o' room for thy muskets, O Cap'n. How many were there last count?
Only one, actually. But it casts a shadow...
Will you need a matching holder for the ammunition, laddie?
Only on a bad day, me lass. Do ye have any special qualifications? Perhaps ye'd like ta fill out me application forms. Be sure ye includes ye's letters o' recommendation...
For years I've been the scullery maid on Blackbeard's flag ship and cataloged all his books on plankwalking, fishfeeding, and doubloon counting. Many's the night he and I hoisted the grog on the poop deck. excon will attest to my seaworthiness.
Permission to come aboard, Captain?
Permission granted!
Do we know yer pirate name?
Yes. I have a name. But, it's the same as yours!! I am a bloody scoundrel, though. Maybe I am your long, lost cousin!!
Shiver me timbers! Let's splice the mainbrace!
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