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  • Mar 21, 2008, 02:53 PM
    friend4u178
    Hey Alty
    Go for it... one more cup never hurt anyone. On my first cup , Saturday morning here.

    I see everyone has been behaving themselves today
  • Mar 21, 2008, 02:57 PM
    Alty
    Yikes, my son has turned on me. Now he's really cranky. He wants me to print something off the computer for him, but I'm out of ink. He insists that he needs this, I'm out of ink, but really, it's important. Really, I'm out of INK! Kids!:rolleyes:

    Hey F4U - It's Friday afternoon here, how's tomorrow, what do I have to look forward to. Come on, just a hint.:cool:
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:03 PM
    friend4u178
    Well its only morning so not sure what lies ahead , hopefully something exciting :-)
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Alty
    I don't know if I can handle exciting, I'd settle for mediocre right now.

    Not again, one of the bunnies is gassy again. Which one of you did it, Hmmm, come on fess up. Stinky Bunny butts, yikes.:(

    Ya, going to have another coffee, unless I have beer, then I'm going to have on of those.:D
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:08 PM
    friend4u178
    LMAO... naughty bunnies , get the whip out Alty
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:17 PM
    Alty
    Oh, I don't whip the bunnies, only naughty men who richly deserve it. Nope, bunnies get hugs and cuddles, not the whip.:cool:

    I just answered a post from a girl wanting to know if she could get pregnant if her boyfriend pulled out. Hmmm, let's see, there are anywhere between 40 million and 600 million sperm each time a man ejaculates, all it takes is one. Hmm, let me think. If I had a gun with 40 million bullets and only one empty slot, would I put it to my head and pull the trigger? That's a hard one. I'm getting a bit defensive now, why do I answer those posts?:confused:

    Beer, I have Beer, yes, beer has come to save the day!:D
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:20 PM
    friend4u178
    Yeah I know , I stay away from those posts. Its so much nicer to go read some jokes :-)

    Beer , now that sounds good.
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:26 PM
    Alty
    Beer is good, actually it's great. I live in Canada, we're know for our beer, oh and hockey.

    Love the jokes, but for seem reason I can't stop posting on the "I had unprotected sex, could I be pregnant" threads. If I said what I really wanted to I'd be kicked of this site.

    Ah, Beer, love it.
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:41 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Alty'll appreciate this:

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...ck-190460.html
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:48 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, I've seen that before, it's hilarious. Yep, Canadians don't get allot of sun, and we're not exhibitionists. Go figure. Germans on the other hand, don't get me started. Did I mention that I'm German, I just live in Canada. Not saying another word. Nope, my lips are sealed.

    Hey F4U, where did you go?

    Sipping my Beer.
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:52 PM
    friend4u178
    Hey Alty
    A few of my friends have just turned up with Bacon , Eggs , Fresh bread rolls etc. They decided seeing as I have the biggest kitchen this is where we are having breakfast this morning.
    So standing over the stove at the moment , MMmmm smelling good :-)
  • Mar 21, 2008, 03:58 PM
    Alty
    Bad F4U, now I'm craving breakfast foods and it's 5pm here. Mmmm Bacon, Canadian Bacon? I guess not huh. How are you making the eggs, I like them sunny side up. Mmmm fresh bread rolls. You naughty boy, now I am getting my whip out. Scared?:p

    Boys, I've got to go cook some dinner for the family, I'll talk to you all later. Be good, stay out of trouble, or I'll tell HChicky!:eek:

    Alty Out.:)
  • Mar 21, 2008, 04:00 PM
    friend4u178
    Danish bacon with Eggs sunny side up. Bread rolls are straight from the bakery so still warm , Mmmm the butter just melts on them , oh and some coffee.
  • Mar 21, 2008, 04:00 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Whew... beer... count me in.

    Ladies and gents... it's been one heck of a week. You want me to recap it for you?!

    OK... fine. You've forced my arm.

    - 3 midterms. 1 postponed. Overall slept something along the lines of 16 some odd hours this entire week.

    - lost a bit on bear stearns. Am I upset... slightly. I'm more upset that I lost my mojo and have stopped trading for the past week. That loss crippled me. My friends are in worse positions... they're junior analysts for bs and they know they're canned within the next 2 - 3 months. Here's the worst part... they make about 70 - 100k as junior analysts... so they live in nice @ss condos in New York... now that they're about to lose their jobs... and their lease doesn't end for a while...

    - worked. A lot.

    - I got nothing. I'm done. I'm with alty.

    I'm grabbing a beer, cleaning my apartment, cooking dinner, and watching a movie. I'm not going out tonight. Not tonight.
  • Mar 21, 2008, 06:26 PM
    Alty
    Aww Sneezy, I'm sorry, hope you feel better. Cheers.

    F4U, I'm jealous. Want to know what I had for breakfast? Cereal, froot loops to be exact. Ah, the breakfast of champions, NOT!

    Another beer for Alty, you're right Sneezy, it's been that kind of day.
  • Mar 21, 2008, 07:11 PM
    Alty
    Hey, where are my buddies? Anyone out there? I hate it when this happens, I'm all alone again. Sneezy? F4U, Starty, Ihate? Anyone seen Synn? I know HChicky's busy with her mom, but come on, where are the rest of you?

    Well, I give up, I'm going to have a snack and play a board game with the kids. Back later.

    Alty out.
  • Mar 21, 2008, 07:14 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Sorry alty, you know that I've been bouncing around these forums answering teen questions of "how do I get my ex back..." and "how to pass a drug test"...

    Have fun with your kids... it's a quiet Friday night here in the atl... but I think I'm being dragged out to a club/lounge downtown. I'm being dragged by my collar. My plans for laundry + cleaning + movie are being crushed. Darn friends. Leave me be!
  • Mar 21, 2008, 11:32 PM
    startover22
    I had the Historian again... lol
    I loved it, I may be getting hooked on ma lattes again... not good, not good at all!
  • Mar 22, 2008, 12:57 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hello all.

    It's 4am. Just got back. Um... have to wake up in about 3.5 hours to go to work.

    Yep. So... everyone doing OK? Anyone?
  • Mar 22, 2008, 07:36 AM
    HistorianChick
    'ello, 'ello, my friends (and Sneezy, my sweet)...

    Still enjoying time with Mum... miss the e-conversations here in my coffeeshop though!

    Off for coffee... :) Think I'll get the Historian!

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