Before what, Alty's colon or my belly button?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

That would be the best pic ever Alty!!

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I'd put it in my photo album, next to the ultrasound pictures of my kids. ;)

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Originally Posted by albear

please warn us before hand so those that want to can vacate the premesis, yep your husbands poking fun, thats good :D

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No way, I'm sending it to you via email. You're not getting off that easy. ;)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Before what, Alty's colon or my belly button??

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OMG! I never thought I'd have a choice! Your belly button first. After April 6, Alty can supply us with HER photos.

LOL. I'll see what I can do.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

LOL. I'll see what I can do.

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Me too. ;)

I've been reading up on the procedure, sounds like being knocked out is the way to go. I'm in.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

LOL. I'll see what I can do.

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Not to be sacrilegious or anything (and I'm a preacher's kid), that photo would fit right in with Lent.

Just to keep the mood light;

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss .

The Moral of the story?
The a$$ hole is usually in charge!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No way, I'm sending it to you via email. You're not getting off that easy. ;)

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Great now I'm going to be paranoid about getting pictures of Alty's Arse... and not the good kind :(

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
"This isn't good, where did I leave my pen? '

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Originally Posted by albear

great now im going to be paranoid about getting pictures of Alty's Arse...................and not the good kind :(

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I'm going to start sending you tons of emails. You'll never know which one it will be until you open it.

Muwahahahahahahahaha! :p

:D how very evil of you

Now I'm going to be really paranoid :(

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Originally Posted by albear

:D how very evil of you

now im going to be really paranoid :(

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That would be the plan Bear. ;)

Okay, I'm going to go lay down for a bit. I'm exhausted.

Later all. Thanks for making me laugh. :)

Later Alty, have a good rest :)

Is the picture to the right of my original post freaking anyone else out?

Looks like you have a swollen jaw Alty.

Am I the only one who can't see the picture?

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Originally Posted by J_9

Looks like you have a swollen jaw Alty.

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Is that what that is? I thought it was a picture of a colon, seeing as my post is about colon cancer.

Weird.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Am I the only one who can't see the picture?

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To the right of my original post. Go to the top of the page. It's an x-ray of God knows what.

Can you see it?

No, I don't see it. Maybe I'm using the wrong skin.

I don't see it either... It says something about a smokers help line...

Oh and dream line shower doors.

Weird that I'm the only one that sees it. Let me see if I can copy it and post it here.

Okay, let's see if this works.

Here's the picture I see on this thread.

Attachment 29746

weird it looks like a brain. Or an x ray of the back of the neck and head.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Am I the only one who can't see the picture?

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I can't see it either, were probably using a different skin as J said :)

That makes sense. I don't know about this skin stuff. I just go with the flow and hope for the best. Kind of just smile and nod.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, let's see if this works.

Here's the picture I see on this thread.

Attachment 29746

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You posting your rectum photo's already Alty :D

I've using the lightv2 (I think that's what it's called) skin.

That picture is only on the first page, or so it seems.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

You posting your rectum photo's already Alty :D

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Hahahaha, that was quick M :D

Looks like ovaries and fallopian tubes.

J will know.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Looks like ovaries and fallopian tubes.

J will know.

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I can't see anything WG! Nothing, no pics, just words.

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Originally Posted by J_9

I can't see anything WG! Nothing, no pics, just words.

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Not even the pic in Alty's post a bit above this post?

k, an off topic question, but how many greenies do you need before you get a second box?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

k, an off topic question, but how many greenies do you need before you get a second box?

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100

Then you get another one for each hundred after that , then once you've got your first light green box it's 200 greenies for each light green box after that.

Clear as mud really ;)

Awww yess only 9 more to go!! :D

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

You posting your rectum photo's already Alty :D

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It looks like an alien to me. :eek:

If that's a good colon then I hope mine looks exactly like it. :)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Awww yess only 9 more to go!!! :D

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You're at 911 posts. Is there an emergency? ;)

Lol... umm no.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

lol... umm no.

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Whew. You're at 914 now. Emergency over. ;)