Princess Consu... What?

Her name is Altenweg because She lkes to... Alter wigs and she can't spell very well.

My screen name is the name of my forum, which I also used to have a online spiritual,new age shop called spiritcharms so decided to call my forum that too since it ran along side it. :)

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Princess Consu... What?

Her name is Altenweg because She lkes to... Alter wigs and she can't spell very well.

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Lmao, nice :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Consuela Banana Hammock? :D

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Yer highness,

What's a banana hammock?

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Yer highness,

what's a banana hammock?

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A thong for a guy :p

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Originally Posted by this8384

A thong for a guy :p

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Even I know that (and I usually have no idea what's being discussed).

Old joke - man goes to Doctor and complains that he has fruit flies flying around his genitals.

Doctor examines him and says, "No surprise. Your banana is dead."

Drum roll.

DISCLAMER: I, of course, am a widow and so I have no idea what this joke means.

Hmmm,

Consuela - - comforter

Comforting a cache sexe...

Go with that, Alty!

Don't you guys watch "Friends"?

Jeesh. ;)

Okay, how about Anastasia Beaverhausen?

That was hilarious Judy! You give us a zinger every now and then, lol.

Yes, Alty I watched Friends... for those that don't know Consuela Bananahammock was one of Phoebe's many aliases.

Ok... maybe I'm telling on myself that I know this kind of stuff. :o

But NM, do you know where Anastasia Beaverhausen originated from?

I used to watch Will & Grace too, Alty. :D

LOL, Will and Grace was a good one, always ready to make me laugh, lol :p. Friends, not so much, though.

Actually I think I watched the same 8 or 9 episodes of Friends about two dozen times each.

Love Friends, love, love, love! :)

Love Alty! Love, love love;)

You love me? Aww, blush, so sweet. :)

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

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Well then do me... oops, wrong thread. :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well then do me....oops, wrong thread. :o

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I've never had cyber, be gentle please

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

I've never had cyber, be gentle please

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Gentle? What's that? :D

Darn, I do turn every thread into a sex thread, don't I?

This is a problem. Seriously! :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

This is a problem. Seriously! :o

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Seriously, how a problem?

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Seriously, how a problem?

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Well, not all threads are intended to be about sex, but I come along and WHAM, it's about sex.

It's gotten so bad that all I have to do is show up and the conversation automatically turns to sex. Sigh. I'm not just a sexaholic, really, there's more to me then just sex. Sigh. :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Sigh. I'm not just a sexaholic, really, there's more to me then just sex. Sigh. :o

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I know that, just looking at all you did for Starby is proof enough. I've got to call playtime over though. Duty calls.

XOXOXOX

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

I know that, just looking at all you did for Starby is proof enough. I've gotta call playtime over though. Duty calls.

XOXOXOX

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That sucks. :(

Okay, go ahead, leave me all alone, don't worry, I'll be okay, sob, sob, really. :(

Sigh. All alone again. WAAAAA!