Arrrghhhh me back finally! It's been awhile mateys!
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Arrrghhhh me back finally! It's been awhile mateys!
Aye! Ya missed takin' yer watch! Aarr!
It's good ta see yer alive an' kickin'!
Where ye been hidin', me hearty?
Arrr... Rank, me thought you went overboard
Put on yor monkey jacket and get to the poop deck then.
ARrrrghhh Cap and Start! Me missed me mateys!! Yohoho! I've been searching for me missin' booty! Harharhar! (Actually I've been wrapped up in course work, observations, and student teaching, hahaha!)
Ye be missin' fer a while!
How goes yer teachin's?
Me teachin's are good as gold! The little chidren are smartly catchin' on to the lesson's me be providin'!
Aarr! Ye be teachin' pirate talkin' yet?
Aaarr why o' course! They best be ready fer Halloween!
Arr... me mateys keep going...
Aye! We keepin' afloat!
Halloween will be very different this year! Aarr!
I be the one known as Red Roger Cash
Arr... Red Roger Cash... Me like the name... welcome aboard
Arr...
Aarr! Welcome to our journey, Red Roger Cash! Aarr!Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Me likes yer name, as well!
Where we be headed for cap'an
Ahoy, me matey!
O'er the horizon... chasin' fer a chest o' doubloons or treasures unknown! Aarr!
Then lets hoist the anchor me'hearties
PIRATES - YE BE WARNED.
The top of a billowing sail passes regally in front of
Them. On the landward face of the sail, apparently high in
The rigging, is a man for whom the term 'swashbuckling
Rogue' was coined: Captain Bloody Davy Vane
He gazes keen-eyed at the display as they pass. Raises a
Tankard in salute. Suddenly, something below catches his
Attention. He jumps from the rigging -
-- and that's when we see that his is ship is not an
Imposing three-master, but just a small fishing dory with a
Single sail, plowing through the water -- the Jolly Mon.
And it leaks. Which is why he has the tankard: to bail.
Bloody Davy Vane steps back to the tiller, and using a single sheet to
Control the sail, and the Jolly Mon comes around the
Promontory, the whole of Port Royal laid out before him.
The huge British dreadnought, H.M.S. Dauntless dominates
The bay. But Davy's attention is on a different ship: the
H.M.S. Interceptor, a small sleek vessel with rail guns and
A mortar in the middle of the main deck. It is tied up at
The Navy landing, at the base of the cliffs below Fort
Charles.
HARBORMASTER:
If you're out rolling scuppers in
This tub, you're either incredibly
Brave or incredibly stupid.
Bloody Davy Vane:
It's remarkable how often those
Two traits coincide.
Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.
Holy camoly me says... Arrrr
Mad Bess Bonney here to join the crew! Arr!
And beneath that motherly smile is a devilish scoundrel of the sea. I'll be having me bag o dabloons back that ye pilfered off the coast of Jamaica... if you please.
Aye! Welcome aboard! Aarrr!Quote:
Originally Posted by margarita_momma
Pilfered?? Nay, I say! T'was stolen, fair 'n square! Aarr!Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
Then I'll be stealin them back... fair and square... ARRR!
What the heck are me mateys talking about? Arrr LMAO!
As if a scrawny bag o' doubloon's was worth tusslin' fer! Arr! It's only GOLD, ye know!Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Und I still say, finders be keepers! Aarr!
'Fore I puts the black spot on yer bounty and takes yer sword! Aarr!
As a man of fortune, I find it fair to warn ye that if ye be froggy enough to try that, then every last Jack of ye will be scuttled in Davey's grip. Ye call yur'self privateers but I say your all a gaggle of landlubbers awaitin fer the red ensign to come and mollycoddle ye all. Now sheath that cutlass afore ye find ye awash upon the American main. If there be any hornswagglin to be done here, I, Bloody Davey Vain be a doing it.
Holy Camoly me mateys we have a scoundrel... Blast them Cap'n, or shall I?
Give 'em yer guns, me hearty!Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Hold on me need to get on my pirate talk site... LMAO! Arrr.
Aar! Ye drivlein' landlubber! Just when yer needed the most, ye go a scallywaggin' and footin' off! Who we going to have mannin' the guns now..! Aaarr!!
If yer going to Pirate Talk, git yer dungbie aboard!!
All hands hoay... Avast... shiver me timbers seems as though me have a chunk a salmagundi on board... take me blackjack boy... me need to kick some arse! Arrg
EDIT:::::I know it took me long enough... this is hard...
Landlubber! You all drink bilge water!
Yer cutlass may be dull, but yer tongue is sharp...
Grab ye some grog and tell us yer story... we all be lookin' fer a good shanty...
En for goodness sakes me matey... share ye music... You tube junkie... as fer the ol stuff me love it all...
Captain... fer the love of music... let him aboard... stories n' all! ARR!
Well, if ye must know, It's this peg leg. It be itchin and burning and all stoved up.
Im calico prudentilla bonney. What a beautfiul name.
Coincidentally, it's the one on my birth certificate as well.
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