I want to put ten on Judy... in under 5 minutes...

Exy will fold like a lawn chair.

Ya know.. I liked to mix it up so it seems I have more friends than I really do... so any given day of the week, it might be:

Bazooka Joe
Harry & the Hendersons (of course, this name can no longer be taken literally)
Willy Wanker and the Vanilla Factory
Richard Johnson
Russell the love muscle
Mr. Right Now
Papa Gonzo (like from the muppets)


And the list goes on...

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I want to put ten on Judy... in under 5 mins...

Exy will fold like a lawn chair.

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Ever heard of fantasy football? Well, Excon happens to be one of my top draft choices when it comes to fantasy sex.

Excon?

Oh the one from that movie...

Krull the Warrior King! Haha




(honestly, I would NEVER name Sir Charles anything... ever.. and even if I did, I would NEVER refer to him when talking to a girl I was on a date with!! Ahahahahhahah... some peoples children!)

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oh the one from that movie...

Krull the Warrior King! haha




(honestly, I would NEVER name Sir Charles anything... ever.. and even if I did, i would NEVER refer to him when talking to a girl I was on a date with!!! ahahahahhahah.... some peoples children!)

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When my husband was in the hospital for some tests he came back to his room laughing - when the x-rays were taken the Nurse told him to move "Mr. Happy" out of the way.

I haven't thought of that in years and am sitting here remembering and laughing out loud.

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the answer here is obvious.... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

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Leave it to the Good Doctor to give us the obvious reason behind this. Duh. :p

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Ever heard of fantasy football? Well, excon happens to be one of my top draft choices when it comes to fantasy sex.

excon?

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Judy, you little vixen!

Ok, so there is a REAL song, Pet Names for Genitalia... by Weird Al.

Here are the lyrics...

Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Cockett,
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT!

CHORUS-
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you got to love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
There's always something silly
Of that little Willy!

Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube steak,*
Uncle ,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK!
I'm not through,
There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

For anyone who already knew, I apologize I was raised under a rock.

Which Rock Justy? I was born in a gutter. :)

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Which Rock Justy? I was born in a gutter. :)

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My rock was centrally located within the gutter... although I saw a lot, I didn't pay attention to listen to a lot.

The song is kindof funny.

I wonder what song that is to the tune of... or is that not his style anymore?

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When my husband was in the hospital for some tests he came back to his room laughing - when the x-rays were taken the Nurse told him to move "Mr. Happy" out of the way.

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Now Mr.Happy says it all! Bright eyed and bushy tailed ,ready to face anything! Yup I like that one.

How about "one eyed trouser snake" :)

Man...

A lot of Pen!sTalk happening here.

Just seems distracting when I'm not the center of the universe.

Besides, we still haven't gotten solid on a name for JKT's breasts... I mean, she did volunteer up the rights.
"I've never thought of nicknames for my breasts although I AM open to suggestions"

Maybe a corporate sponsorship? I just think we're getting too far off topic with the dude unit talk.

Lets talk about her breasts? Pretty please? ;)

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How about "one eyed trouser snake" :)

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They do say girls are the worse nasty talkers.. we are :D because we are always mocking out the crotch rocket guys:eek:

Okay, nicknames for breasts, or euphemisms for breasts;

Nicknames and euphemisms for breasts

What's wrong with lefty and righty? :(

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They do say girls are the worse nasty talkers..we are :D because we are always mocking out the crotch rocket guys:eek:

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Dirty talking, dirty thinking, dirty doing. I'm dirty all over, who wants to clean me? KP? :D

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How about "one eyed trouser snake" :)

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That would depend.. is the guy a snake and who the heck wear trousers?
Hope your all good after all the dog gone:p nonsense .
Your too cool:)

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How about "one eyed trouser snake" :)

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I call my current friend's a "much needed stimulus package" :D

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I call my current friend's a "much needed stimulus package" :D

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And hopefully you will get a lift ,a free ticket ,to more earnings and the trickle down effect will save us all:confused: