"Date" or dinner "slate?"

Afleck likes my big bill and my lovely painted web nails! He thinks my two feathers, and my nicely groomed fuzz is a great new trend! He thinks the Duck is sexy!

YouTube - Duck Sexy

Oh... OK... Ducks never learn...

YouTube - Donald Duck - Cured Duck (1945)

You called me Stringer? Did I answer? ;)

I must have been out, sorry I missed your call. :(

We'll connect one day, don't you worry, I've got your number dear. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

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Boy, with all the trails and situations going on now with a lot of my friends here, and my family, I find this short slide so uplifting. Yes it is simple and probably "old" information but it is still true now and will always be. So, this is my little gift to you today, be well, feel good, and keep on, you are stronger than you believe. You haven't even begun to test yourself.

Sometimes when I get down or blue with all that can happen I play this (and others) to help. And it does, because I believe that each of us is responsible for their own happiness, success, and answers.......

That, of course does not mean that we can't use a shoulder from time to time. I have had many mentors and friends over the years (and now) that have offered me "that shoulder" but almost all of them have said "you can do this," ....one more time.

Stringer

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Tears streaming down my face as I see all the ways I fall and fail each day... this lifts me up to run the good race, to finish the race and not grow weary with thoughts of disgrace. Thank you Stringer! Today has been a difficult day. You have brought sunshine back to me. :)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Afleck likes my big bill and my lovely painted web nails! He thinks my two feathers, and my nicely groomed fuzz is a great new trend! He thinks the Duck is sexy!

YouTube - Duck Sexy

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Starby, how do you find such things you silly little Duckster?? Cute. :p

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Oh...OK....Ducks never learn.........

YouTube - Donald Duck - Cured Duck (1945)

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I knew that was you dressed in a Duck suit Stwingy! I hit you over the head with a bwroom... ha ha ha! Can't fool meeeee! What a temper that Sheriff has got! :eek:

Do you 'member the night we danced?

YouTube - Donald & Daisy Duck Jitterbug

I have to be sneaky around the Sheriff, Rebby!

Duckster, you have your work cut out for you, trying to be sneaky around the Sheriff. He has eyes in the back of his head!! LOL Not to mention the Deputy in the dark corner recesses of the Castle, always being vigilant, watching, knowing!!

Yep, I guess in all fairness we should disclose now that the Deputy is being fitted X-ray goggles, suit of armor (sorry Start), a machine gun that fires paint bullets (not wanting to hurt the Duck) that splash permanent bright orange paint all over the subject (Duck) that cannot be washed off. And a night "duckscope" for this machine gun...

He is ready for the constant chase and pursuit of the ONE feathered Duckie... hahahahahahahahahaha...

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Duckster, you have your work cut out for you, trying to be sneaky around the Sheriff. He has eyes in the back of his head!!! LOL Not to mention the Deputy in the dark corner recesses of the Castle, always being vigilant, watching, knowing!!!

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Ssssssssshhhhhh princess, they will think that I am an alien from outer space... :eek:

The Duck has big eyes! She will watch out for that Sheriff and the Deputy!

I'm so mad Rebby! I just wrote you such a long letter, and I was going to send it to Momma too, and the whole darn thing just vanished from my screen! I don't write my letter in Microsoft word, never have, and actually don't know how. So I don't have the option of writing a bit and then saving. I honestly have never learned how to do that. But boy am I MAD!!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yep, I guess in all fairness we should disclose now that the Deputy is being fitted X-ray goggles, suit of armor (sorry Start), a machine gun that fires paint bullets (not wanting to hurt the Duck) that splash permanent bright orange paint all over the subject (Duck) that cannot be washed off. And a night "duckscope" for this machine gun.......

He is ready for the constant chase and pursuit of the ONE feathered Duckie......hahahahahahahahahaha.....

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:eek::eek: Heyyyyy! And I have two feathers remember? You gave me another feather you sneaky Sheriff you! Traitor! And where did you get this cash to buy all of these toys that the Deputy has... huh? We found your gold and your money remember?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I knew that was you dressed in a Duck suit Stwingy! I hit you over the head with a bwroom...ha ha ha!! Can't fool meeeee!! What a temper that Sheriff has got! :eek:

Do you 'member the nite we danced?

YouTube - Donald & Daisy Duck Jitterbug

I have to be sneaky around the Sheriff, Rebby!

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You see Duckie, I am still quite the dancer...

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

:eek::eek: Heyyyyy!! And I have two feathers remember? You gave me another feather you sneaky Sheriff you!! Traitor!! And where did you get this cash to buy all of these toys that the Deputy has...huh?? We found your gold and your money remember?

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I am afraid that further research into this matter is necessary on your part DUCK.

1. It has been stated early this week in my post that you have been reduced to one feather and all "fuzz" is to be removed permanently.

2. You were mislead, misguided and confused (again); what the Deputy and I let you find was nothing more than Fool's Gold and Confederate Certificate Money, both worthless...

But rest assured that... we still love you and like playing with you!:D:D

But... but you and the Deputy took nakie pics of me and the bunny and sold them on Ebay! We know you got paid! We will search till we find your stash of cash! The Duck and the Bunny don't come cheap you know!

Ducky, is it true, is all the money conterfeit? But we spent some of it, we went to the bar, had drinks, danced on the tables and... oh, I wasn't supposed to mention that. Ooops. :o

What are we going to do?

I think we should steal the Sheriffs credit card, we'll max out the card, go on a cruise, find an island that's bunny and ducky friendly, somewhere that they'll never find us.

Grab the cabana boys, they'll help us distract the Sheriff and then I'll swipe his wallet. :)

Alty... snap out of it.

STEP BACK AND SMELL THE DUCK, smell the cooked duckie, just image the taste...

Poor ducky wucky.

You know, on a serious matter...

I do not use my credit cards on line much at all, once in the last three or four months. I called Ticketmaster to order those tickets for the Rockettes the day before Thanksgiving.

We got a call from our credit card company asking us if we charged $517.00 at a children's store in New York City. Of course we haven't been to New York. We said no and they took the charge off our bill, canceled the card and sent us new ones... Thank goodness that they were checking huh?

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Poor ducky wucky.

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Yep, I hear she wants a surgical change... to try to become human... with one hair on top... :) hee hee