Ask Me Help Desk - Your pet peeve.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Starby, really, take my advice, just tell them you're sacrificing a virgin, they'll leave so fast you won't know what hit you. ;)

Or... have your new husband and his best man dress in the bridesmaids dresses, and meet them at the door! LOL! ;)... oh yes I did! LOL!

Tell them that you pray to the dark lord and he's waiting in your basement, but they can feel free to come inside, if they dare. ;)

Ooh, we're getting mean Starby. ;):)

People that can't take a joke! ;) A very common pet peeve of mine!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Tell them that you pray to the dark lord and he's waiting in your basement, but they can feel free to come inside, if they dare. ;)

Ooh, we're getting mean Starby. ;):)

Sweet.

Alty gets me riled n bothered again talking all goth.

If only it were a double dog dare...

Double dog dare, double dog dare! :D

Another pet peeve, all my friends being off line while I'm on. :(

Where is everyone?

Over here :D

M, my friend M. Looks like it's just you and me again big guy. :)

Double dog dare, double dog dare. :);)

LOL... what am I being dared? :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Double dog dare, double dog dare. :);)

You just made it on my sig line twice... tied with syn... guess my crush is twofold.

Chickfight? ;)

Blush, gosh, is it love?

Synn, rock, paper, scissors, best 2 out of 3 wins KP. :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL....................what am I being dared? :)

What do you want to be dared? Down Alty, bad girl! ;):D

Just for that I'm playing Back That A$$ Up on my itunes followed by Get Low...

Just got to love it when the week starts like this.

Nowhere but down from here.

Xoxo

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Originally Posted by kp2171

just for that im playing Back That A$$ Up on my itunes followed by Get Low...

just gotta love it when the week starts like this.

nowhere but down from here.

xoxo

Going down isn't always bad. ;) Was that out loud? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Going down isn't always bad. ;) Was that out loud? :eek:

Uuhhhmmm... yes it was :eek:

Kp looks like you've got alty in one of those moods :rolleyes:

LMAO... I'll just leave now:cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Going down isn't always bad. ;) Was that out loud? :eek:

Did you really say that out loud? Alty Alty Bo Balty, Banana Fana Fo Falty... well you get the idea... LOL! Alty are you having a beer?? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Going down isn't always bad. ;) Was that out loud? :eek:

See... girls are mean like that!!

You say "going down" and a boy thinks "its going to happen"... and if its just a tease, it doesn't matter. Its locked and loaded.

Mentioning sex doesn't obligate... but it sure as hell fries the neurons of any hot blooded boy. Over and over and over.

Crap.

Now how the hell am I supposed to go to sleep??

Well, I'd post the definition too. And while your at it post the Spanish translation too. You know the new language of the US is Spanglish.

The best or is it the worst sign I saw on a house, in a major city, was "No hookers allowed". It was professionally done. "They" wouldn't know what soliciting meant either.

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

Well, I'd post the definition too. And while your at it post the Spanish translation too. You know the new language of the US is Spanglish.

The best or is it the worst sign I saw on a house, in a major city, was "No hookers allowed". It was professionally done. "They" wouldn't know what soliciting meant either.

Maybe they were starving fishermen?? LOL!

I'm still bothered.

And what is it with my needing a backhoe loader??

Why does Google think this thread ties into heavy machinery??

Crapolla. My fav crayon color.

If I sleep like crap tonight you only have yourself to blame.

Aw, poor KP, did I frustrate you? Turnaround is fair play my dear, do you know how many times I've gone to bed tossing and turning because hubby's at work and one of your posts got me all hot and bothered?

Hee, hee, one point for Alty.:) 25 points for KP. :( I'm catching up though. :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Uuhhhmmm..........yes it was :eek:

Kp looks like you've got alty in one of those moods :rolleyes:

LMAO.............I'll just leave now:cool:

Chicken! :D

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The Batman stole ma baby! :eek:

(nobody but Alty and you are going to know what that meant are they?. LOL)

Starby, that's a chicken, not a duck. ;)

I had an affair with a chicken okay? Did you really have to tell? :p

I also had an affair with a few cocks too! No one needs to know!

Kids, some help needed here. We have a gaggle of trolls on the site right now. Apparently someone joined, gave some bad advice, started complaining about the site and ultimately was banned. Now a whole group of people are signing on either under the same IP address or others to reek havic on AMHD just because this one person was banned. Of course they are being banned as soon as they are caught, but they are going around giving disagrees left right and centre. I've been trying to give balancers to most, but now I got one, a balancer anyone? :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum-...me-250336.html

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I had an affair with a chicken okay? Did you really have to tell? :p

I also had an affair with a few cocks too! No one needs to know!!

And I'm the bad one? :eek: :D :cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Aw, poor KP, did I frustrate you? Turnaround is fair play my dear, do you know how many times I've gone to bed tossing and turning because hubby's at work and one of your posts got me all hot and bothered?

Glad to help a brother (yer hubby) out. Hope his welcome home was memorable.

I've always told my betrothed... all I want for any holiday, any birthday, and special occasion for me... I want cute panties and a matching bra (for her, of course) and off site childcare for a few hours.

A couple bottles of korbel brut chilled would be nice too.

Some guys like power tools for dad's day. I want panties.

Preferably on the floor by the bed.

What the hell was my point? Good thing I'm cute cause my brain is getting dumber by the moment.

Oh, one thing about the trolls I mentioned. Don't engage in conversation, I made that mistake already, their posts will be deleted soon enough anyway and so will yours if you reply to them. Just help me give balancers to the people they give disagree to, please? :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Kids, some help needed here. We have a gaggle of trolls on the site right now. Apparently someone joined, gave some bad advice, started complaining about the site and ultimately was banned. Now a whole group of people are signing on either under the same IP address or others to reek havic on AMHD just because this one person was banned. Of course they are being banned as soon as they are caught, but they are going around giving disagrees left right and centre. I've been trying to give balancers to most, but now I got one, a balancer anyone? :(

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum-...me-250336.html

Done alty :)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

glad to help a brother (yer hubby) out. hope his welcome home was memorable.

ive always told my betrothed... all i want for any holiday, any birthday, and special occasion for me... i want cute panties and a matching bra (for her, of course) and off site childcare for a few hours.

a couple bottles of korbel brut chilled would be nice too.

some guys like power tools for dad's day. i want panties.

preferably on the floor by the bed.

what the hell was my point? good thing im cute cause my brain is getting dumber by the moment.

I always find it amusing when guys spend tons of cash on lingerie, it's just going to end up crinkled on the floor. :)

Hubby's fav present, me with a red bow, panties and bra optional. ;)

As for his welcome home, when he works nights he gets home around 1:30am or later, Alty's just to darn tired most of the time to wait, besides that, he's a machinist, a shower is a necessity after he comes home from work.

He's on days this week though. :D :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Done alty :)

Muwah, that's a hug wet kiss just for you M. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Muwah, that's a hug wet kiss just for you M. :)

Glad I don't need to go to sleep for hours yet :)

Alty, I have to spread the rep. Sick people... seriously!! OMG!

Alty
I don't think they count as Reddies anyway , could be wrong though.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hubby's fav present, me with a red bow, panties and bra optional. ;)

Well yeah... honest truth is a smiling girl with a "come hither" look need not wear a damn thing.

But you know that already.

Boys are dumb and girls are mean.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

And I'm the bad one? :eek: :D :cool:

The feathered variety... you know! Cock-a-doodle-doo?? I'm usually a very good duck! :D Not really affairs... just... well you know... uhhmmm... once in awhile I need my feathers ruffled!

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Originally Posted by kp2171

see... girls are mean like that!!!

you say "going down" and a boy thinks "its going to happen"... and if its just a tease, it doesnt matter. its locked and loaded.

mentioning sex doesnt obligate... but it sure as hell fries the neurons of any hot blooded boy. over and over and over.

crap.

now how the hell am i supposed to go to sleep????

Have someone be bad and get sent to your room.

Duh.

(Did I mention that I've been bad today?)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

well yeah... honest truth is a smiling girl with a "come hither" look need not wear a damn thing.

but you know that already.

boys are dumb and girls are mean.

All it takes is a grin and a flick of the finger. Yes, the red bow is optional too. ;)

It's been a long time since I've met hubby at the door wearing nothing but a smile. I think the kids would be confused. ;)

I think it's time to search for a new sitter, I need some quality time during the day. :)

Best time ever was literally on our honeymoon, go figure. We went to Hawaii, really there's something in the air in Hawaii that just makes me antsy. At one point, I gave hubby the look in an orange julius in a little outdoor strip mall type place. He looked at me and said "Again? Honey, I don't think I can handle this anymore, I need a rest, 5 times a day is killing me." It great being a girl! :D