Awwww! Synn is the type to being four hundred places at once, but it feels like she is with only one!Quote:
Originally Posted by curlybenswife
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Awwww! Synn is the type to being four hundred places at once, but it feels like she is with only one!Quote:
Originally Posted by curlybenswife
Oh... I thought of one...
We had a pool party for my high school graduation party... about 75 or so people there... I had my sexy black bikini on to show off to my boyfriend. Well, I took a dive off the diving board into the deep end... swam to the shallow end and walked up the steps. Dad handed me 2 band aids and said "I think you might want to cover up your mosquito bites!"
My string bikini top had separated and I didn't notice, but practically the whole party did. How embarrassing!!
Synn is such a sweet heart, I adore her. She's the kind of person that can tell you to go to He*l and make you be happy to be on your way. I tell them to go to He*l and they say, right back at you. What am I doing wrong?:D
Apparently, you're not crawling into your shell for 2 months.
Laura, you know I love you.
How can I possibly make it up to you?
Lunch break is over, time to crawl back into the books to study to retake my test on Monday. I got to pass this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Synnen
6 Weeks and 1 day, and I will be a graduate nurse!! :D
I don't know what would have been more embarrassing, what you revealed or your Dad's comments about them! <EG>Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Hey, me too!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Synnen
Honestly, that's all I ask for on fathers day and my birthday. Pretty underthings.
For the wife of course. Dirty little minds.
Think I'm kidding?? Who needs a silk tie on fathers day when I can get a matching bra and panties?
Funny things I've done... God I'm such an idiot, there's so much to choose from.
Embarrassing moment of the week:
Great dinner out, our anniversary, leaving in the car, feeling a bit gassy. I'm the kind of guy wholl leave the house to avoid napalming a room due if gassy, so I'm doing my best.
Get a cough in my throat that won't stop. Suddenly a *blip* comes out. Mkay... it hits me like a fermented skunk. And I say, as I throw down the window, "im sorry, i coughed"... meaning the cough forced the event...
To which my smarter, prettier, and wittier wife said "you COUGHED? that was a cough?! i have breath mints. take the box!"
I wish I could have *edit* right said fred *edit* play "im too sexy" in the background as I wrote that...
Right Said Fred.
Stupid moment with a baby
So I'm not sure if the kid messed his diaper and so I check. Now, normal people pull and peek. I had the brilliant idea to stick my finger in the diaper... BAD IDEA.
Again, my smarter, prettier, wittier wife sees the event and predicament and asks "how was that ever a good idea?" to which I stupidly reply "it always worked before!"...
Meaning id spun the chamber and pulled the trigger a few times and it always hadn't fired.
These are the moments she tells me "honey, you're pretty"...
So many more...
KP- LMAO, you should meet my husband, I've never met anyone with more gas issues then him. It's so bad that my 5 year old will ask him not to eat certain foods because she knows that he'll get gas from them.
A few weeks ago he had two burgers with tons of onions on them. That night we crawled into bed and our younger dog decided that he'd disobey the rules and sneak up on the bed. He plopped his furry butt right between the two of us. My husband raised his blanket, put it over the dog and let her rip. I've never seen that dog run so fast in his life, he also yelped. I can't tell you how bad it smelled because I ran after the dog, I know better to stick around after that. :)
Not really my confession giggle but funny none the least my sister wasn't popular that's for sure.
Every year when I was a kid we went to the coast to stay with my aunt and that perticular year my sister stayed home.
So we get back and as usual my mum goes off on a cleaning sprea and I hear her in the bathroom scrubbing away and she says uuuugggghhhhh as she is pulling the hair out of the plug hole.
Later on she says my god there were some thick hairs in that plug Jo my sister laughs and says that will have been the spider legs then apparently she washed a spider down and put the plug in and left it for mum to find hehehehe
Mum was not amused she really hated spiders...
Hahaha, that's cute CBW, DRANO kills all stuff that goes in the drain...
Reminds me of my little Maxy costing us a hundred and twenty bucks to get out all the little spray bottles out of the toilet that he flushed! Or my friends son about ten years ago flushed a big ole potato... LOL
My son tried to flush a bath towel when he was two. We thought he was going potty, he wanted privacy so we let him have it. Five minutes later we hear "oh, oh." I come running to see him repeatedly flushing the toilet. "Mommy, I keep trying but it won't go down." Apparently there wasn't any toilet paper on the roll so he decided to use the towel to wipe himself, afterwards he thought it only appropriate to flush it. What a mess that was. Oh, we threw the towel away, YUCK!
Hehehehehehe can't exactly be mad over the towel thing bless him, millie is obsessed with the toilet she loves to sit and contemplate life...
I think that Millie and I have something in common.
Let's face it, with two very active kids the only time I have a chance to think is while sitting on my porcelain throne.:D
Hehehehehe how do you think start feels with her lot??
Me I just close the door gates and hide some place else for ten minnutes I used to use my smoke time to escape but not anymore nearly a year since I quit.
Good for you, I'm in the process of quitting. Down to 5 smokes a day, can't wait to be done with that nasty habit.
I don't have baby gates anymore, and the bathroom isn't working so well anymore, my son knows how to pick the lock.:eek:
Lmao oh my so you can't even p in peace blimey.
Ah I just went cold turkey bam gone and I haven't looked back since bloody horrid habbit and costs sooooo much money its scary.
I still find my peace going outside to have a smoke, but that is soon coming to a hault.
The kids walk in on me I get no privacy...
The cutest thing is when Maxy goes poop, I always tell him to tell me before he goes so I know he is in there, one time he was in the back bathroom, and he never told me he was going, I finally heard him saying "MOM I'M DONE!" as loud as his little voice could carry. I asked him how long he was sitting there and he said long enough to count to a hundred and sing a hundred songs... lol
Poor baby!
Okay, this is how old I am.
I remember when cigarettes cost $3.00 for a pack of 25, movies cost $1.50 at the theatre, and gas was 30 cents a litre (sorry, I'm Canadian, we work in litres).
Yup, I'm old. Sigh.
No you are not... you are mature! (Maturing)you got a long long way to go...
Aw, thanks Starty, you are just the sweetest!
My three bunnies are preparing for Sunday, at least my daughter thinks so. She just told me that the Easter Bunny doesn't have to come to our house, we already have three Easter Bunnies!
Your as old as you feel ben tells me he feels 31 frequently ;)
Right now I feel about 10 but I think that's the wine giggle
Is this a good place to admit that from the moment I saw ben I knew he would be mine poor sod didn't really stand a chance tee hee
No kidding, we are with you Bed, you poor sod!
LOL
CBW, he is a lucky man to be able to have a lovely wife with two wonderful children..
Aw, that's nice. And I think he should consider himself lucky to have a wonderful wife like you.
Did you say wine? Oooh, that sounds good. Too early to have a glass were I am, but I'll keep it in mind for later.
Hehehehehe this isn't any wine ;) trust me its heavy stuff I'm feeling rather warm from the after glow :D
I don't know about wonderful a bit insane and a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic but hell who isn't these days
It's baby brain, we've all been there. They say that your mind goes a bit blank after the birth of a child. They also say that it doesn't last forever. I'll let you know when I get mine back, hasn't happened yet.:D
Well, I've got to go do the Easter shopping. Take care all, and stay out of trouble.:)
I watched I Am Legend last night and got scared... LOL
It was a good movie but holy cow scary... which reminds me being about 7 or 8 and my dad thought it would be a good idea to make some cup cakes and watch "Carrie", we all were downstairs in the basement and I thought I could handle it...
Nope, not me, I sat through it not wanting my sister or brothers to know that I couldn't take it but I just don't think I was ever the same after that. I didn't even want to go to high school after I saw that movie. Poor me, I was ruined!
I used the bathroom as an excuse to run upstairs trailing cupcake crumbs all the way there... I still want to watch that movie again, but it still frightens me to death!
In reading your confessions I was reminded of a few of my stupid little embarrassing moments.
The first ones I remembered involved driving my car. I once dropped someone off at the front door of their dorm at Toledo University. It was up a big hill, and was dark... as I was leaving, I reallized that I had driven on the side walk... I honestly had not been drinking... I was just from the country and was used to narrow roads... I wondered why all those idiots were walking in the middle of the street at night!! I asked why my friend hadn't said something, and they just laughed saying they didn't want to walk. Well, it was a bit more embarrassing going back down the hill.
Now another incident when I was on my way to go drinking many years ago just before Christmas, I drove right through an intersection with a flashing red stoplight. I totally saw the light and remember clearly thinking what a funny place to put such a christmas decoration?? My friends in the car with me started saying it was time to cut me off, and I hadn't had my first drink that night...
It's amazing I never got into trouble with those things... but jeesh, I don' t think I want my son to drive till he is 30?
I hope not many people are your passengers, how is your driving now? LOL loved the stories...
Haven't totaled a car in almost 20 years... and no accidents either... just a bad habit of not wearing my seatbelt and getting tickets for that which has probably cost me $500 over the years... just think if I had invested that money I might have $100 by now... with my financial mind! (or hair brained ideas... )
I know all aobut those seat belt tickets, my husband has come home with a few... LOL
Be safe silly, or is it cause you don't want to be strapped in when your car blows up and you can't get out fast enough? That is his excuse... hehe
No, my biggest excuse is forgetfulness... so many other things on my mind... such as funny stuff I have read on here! I'm trying to remember to be a good boy about clicking in though.
Click it, or ticket! LOL
I wear mine every time I get in the car, how could I forget, four sweet little reminders... "mom, get yer seat belt on" LOL:)
Ain't that the truth. Mom, you forgot your seat belt!
When we went to Germany we rented a car that had an automatic seat belt, you know, the kind that is always clicked and just the top part moves to lock you in. Well, my husband almost got strangled by the seat belt. After I stopped laughing I did help him.
Reminds me of another story. Winter in Canada, -30 degrees celsius, hubby, then boyfriend, and I decide to take a chance and drive to the video store to rent a movie. We get there, find a movie, go back to the car and RRRRRR, it won't start. Hubby gets out to use the phone and call AMA, he leaves the vehicle, closes the door, I remember something I want to ask so I open the window to tell him, he's GONE! I lean over to look outside the driver side window, he's flat on his back. I say "Did you slip on the ice?" he says, sarcastically "No, I just decided I wanted to make a snow angel." I closed the window and LMAO!
At least you didn't say you were having an affair with the UPS guy. They claim that women who were addicted to QVC had their husbands accusing them of buying so much they had to have been having an affair with the UPS guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by curlybenswife
My motto is I give a crap about your scrap and all that other crapola!
That is my neighbors excuse for carrying a knife he says might need it to cut the seat belt in an emergencyQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Now you've got me wondering if I'm ever going to find my Swiss Army knife again... I miss that little toothpick as well as the tweezers! I once performed emergency surgery with it... well... I popped a blister anyway... ewwww... but that ought to count for something.
This is what I preform MY emergency surgeries with
THINK BIG ONEGUY!
LMAO, you guys are way to funny!
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