Ask Me Help Desk - What is with men and . Nicknames?

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

There WILL be a lot of "come over here or I'll shoot you."

Hello again, Jude:

Will you wear your gun? And, only your gun??

Exy

Judy, just remember, what happens in Kansas, stays in Kansas. Or was that Vegas? Oh, who cares, just have fun, worry about the consequences later.

I hope no teens are reading this. :eek:

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello again, Jude:

Will you wear your gun? And, only your gun????

exy

And the 3" heels Exy, don't forget the 3" heels, it completes the outfit. :cool:

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello again, Jude:

Will you wear your gun? And, only your gun????

exy

No, actually I'll be wearing a raincoat, 3" heels... and a concealed weapon.

You?

Hello again,

Gulp!

excon

Judy, I do believe you've rendered Exy speechless, bravo, I didn't know it could be done. I bow to you oh Queen! :)

Yup... I hereby surrender my crown. Judy is officially AMHD Queen :D

This forum has taken a very interesting turn...

It's always interesting when Exy and I come out to play.

Right Exy?

I was curb checked... geesh.

lol I'm 18, and when I was 15, I named my ladies "cookies n cream" after my favorite chocolate :)

and for a guy, I would name there "thingy" billy :D lmfaoooo

this is so randomm lol

There is also

Now n later (the candy)

star bucks (coffeee yummy!)

haha those are some I can think of :)

The answer here is obvious... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

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Originally Posted by DrJizzle

the answer here is obvious.... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

Close the thread; this solved all of our problems :D

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Originally Posted by DrJizzle

the answer here is obvious.... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

Should have seen this coming, should have. Darn Dr. J, you blindsided us. No fair! :cool:

So, the obvious question is, what have you named your best friends? :D

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Honestly, it's a jungle out there. There was a time when I dated my brains out (so to speak). I think life was more simple then. Now it's - well, it's a jungle out there. Between the stranger who met me at a party and wanted to come over and have sex with my shoes and the nicknames for penis guys I'm thinking of becoming a Nun.

I swear, they are all crazy out there. I took my own car, met "I named my penis" for dinner, he leaned over me at said "What's this for?" and before I could scream, "Don't touch the dashboard" POPPED THE TOP on my car - so up popped the hard top and then I had to get out and it took both of us to snap and lock it back into place. Who does that? Don't these people ever leave their homes, go out in public?

I miss my husband.

I have been seeing an ER Doctor who is very nice but he works just about 24/7 and is on call so that gets thin after a while. I'm tired of finishing dinner by myself.

But, yes, I'll keep you informed. Good that someone is getting some enjoyment out of my wretched life.

Anyone have any cousins who aren't too very strange?

Wow that really does sound like a date from hell! Was he old enough to date? You poor kid!I never would be impressed with a guy who calls his *business* *Little * anything,kind of a turn off right at the get go. All kidding aside,I really feel for you.Its got to get better ,hay anything is a step up from pop a top guy.

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Originally Posted by DrJizzle

the answer here is obvious.... men name their private parts because our Moms always taught us not to play with strangers ;)

Well, after that there's pretty much nothing left to say.

I'll go back to getting my "meet Exy" outfit together.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Well, after that there's pretty much nothing left to say.

I'll go back to getting my "meet Exy" outfit together.

Wear the black latex, do it, then post pictures. Why? The men will want to see, got to keep them coming back, right? :)

You can borrow my outfit if you want.

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It's been a while since whipgirl came out to play. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Wear the black latex, do it, then post pictures. Why? The men will want to see, gotta keep them coming back, right? :)

Well, I've posted my "black lace dress" photo - will that do?

Oops, you didn't see my edit Judy, take a look. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oops, you didn't see my edit Judy, take a look. :)

Wonder if Exy could handle that much woman. Exy? Exy? Sure, I'll borrow the outfit. I'll keep you informed on how the meeting goes.

Exy?