Kick him in the... oh, look at these lovely bags of nuts! No Niki... stop knawing on the bags... those aren't for you!. yucky bags of nuts! Phooey! Get them out of your mouth Niki... oh yuck!!

:-O starby, you're older than 35?!

... hmm... you seem... younger than alty. ;)

Oh no you didn't! You little, why I out of, run, run, run!

Nicki, eat the nuts, sic nuts, gobble, gobble, gobble.

Starby, you hold him down, I'm getting the garden shears. :)

... quiet nutless boy! You talk like a little girl!

Widdle Auty... did Sneezy pants make you go cwy?

Don't you CWY!!

Widdle Auty got huh feewings huht...

Ooooooh, that was good Starby.

More, more, do more, make him cry! :)

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Widdle Auty...did Sneezy pants make you go cwy?

Don't you CWY!!!

Widdle Auty got huh feewings huht...

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I'm going to put you over my knee young man. :D

You put him over your knee Alty... I'll tie his feet and hang him by his... oh nooo... that won't work... he doesn't have any left!!

We can tickle him with a feather. :)

Put me over your knees alty.

Pwease?

I've been bad.

I don't know what to say to that. He's got me at a loss. :(

Don't butt in to the front of the line! I'm still here waiting for Santa!. Naughty Santa!. you can have your turn later bad elf!

Speaking of elves...

... New Year's Eve... was a quiet night. I took two of my non-drinking buddies to a bar to celebrate. While I was enjoying THEIR complimentary champagnes...

Two LP (little people) got in a fight.

... it was... the best night... ever.

*NOTE* No offense to any LPs.

Starby, are you asking for a spanking too? Um, ah, I like you and all, but you're not my type, even if you have Sneezy's nuts. ;)

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Starby, are you asking for a spanking too? Um, ah, I like you and all, but you're not my type, even if you have Sneezy's nuts. ;)

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I said I was waiting fer "Naughty Santa"... back away from the beer!

Sneezy? Which elf did you take home?

Apparently they were both guys, so he took them both home. Ooops, was I not supposed to tell. ;)

The one with the stubby fingers and the short legs...

... oh wait... oops...

Night all... later.

"All posts are being copied for the trail later..."

Ohhhh! Did they put in a good word to Santa for you Sneezer? Did you get extra special gifts this year? Or did they put you on the naughty list?

Trail? What trail?

Stringer, what are you up to?

I know what Sneezy's up to, his armpits in LP's. :) Are they hot Sneezy? Do you like their big bulging muscles? Hmmmm?