Well it is midnight... night all... tomorrow... M, have a nice evening...
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Well it is midnight... night all... tomorrow... M, have a nice evening...
Momma! I fell asweep wight afta you gave me a hug and I smiled at you? I was faaassttt asweep Momma, and Stwinger and Batman sneekted into my woom, and put a spidaw undaw my piwow! It scawred me Momma!. and I herd them laughing all the way back to their wooms!
I could here them whisperin, and then I wooked for my faveworite bear cuzI was scaraded... and... and... I didn't want to waken you... so I snuckted out in to the hall... and... and... there on the fwoor all awone, was Mister bear. Stwingy and Batman kidnapped him, and did nawty fings to him. They... they... gave Mister Bear a weally bad haircut... and... and... ::sob::... he missing an eye! Wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! It okay Mister Bear... Momma will fixit you... yep Momma fixites evwery ting!
Baaaaaddddd Strwingy and Bwatman! You stop pwaying tricks and huwrting my favworite fwriends! I will send my inwisible fwiend Stawty after you... and I know Awty will help me too! Only Awty and me can see Stawty, so she can sneaked up on you, and you will never know!
Look Awty and Stawty... I just found the boyz toy carz! Wets go bury dem in the backyawd... and then we can sneak in and have more ice cweam! :D
... that's it.
I'm tarring and feathering that lying duck.
Be warned, duck. Imma pluck you.
Momma, there's this little kid here, his name is Sneezy weezy, he's got a duck and he's doing mean tings to it. Stop him momma, the poor duck is qwaking weally woud, it's sarwed. Poor ducky, did that meanie weanie Sneezy weezy hurt you? Don't worwie, Stawby and I take care of you. :)
See Momma... SEE!! I told you! It's da boyz! They are buggin us again, and callwin me a ducky! Why do they call me a duck Momma? Big meanies! My Brudders should be gwounded Momma! I tink me and Awty should get their awowance this week! Sneezor wants to pwuck me! :p
Sneezy weezy is just a mean boy, just like Stwinger and now M too. Everyfing they touch turns to poo, really.
Hee, hee, poo. ;)
Momma, they should be punished. Can Stawby and I watch? ;)
I want to watch... can I Momma... can I? Awty and me will pop some corn, and you won't have to get us a movie!
HAHHAHA starby, we'll POP some corn. Ridiculous.
You don't have to. They already have POPPED corn... it's called POPCORN
Starby, beware, Sneezy likes to make fun of our oldtimers lingo. We have to learn how to talk like the kids today.
So, talk like a gangsta, you, whatsup? Foshizzle. :p
Am I getting to you yet Sneezy? :D
... I'm going to need more whiskey.
Whaaatttt? Where do you get such a thing? Corn that is already popped? Well be shizzled me dizzle!. I would have never known! Next thing you know they will have cars that you don't have ta crank to start them! Someone alert the town crier!. stop the presses!. alert the fuzz... we have a story... read aaaaaall about it! I think I have the vapours, I must lay down on my feather bed. YES... I plucked my OWN feathers!. It's a problem I have. I must contact old Doc Weezer... I hear he still does house calls for six pents!. and I've heard that he stops by and does things with the little ole lady, down the lane! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
OK, Alty, no more taking ideas from TV and trying them out unless you ask me first. I'll let you know if it's safe to do or if you will get into some real trouble if you try. And this tar-and-feathering is NOT going to happen while I'm still alive. And Stringer promised that he'd leave the Vicks in the jars where it belongs. But is seems like a can of worms has been opened as the boys now a talking about a 'bug' they sent to Starby's computer. So I'll have to check this out. Of course this will take time away from you when I'm busy with other stuff... think about that for a while, all of you..
Starby, I will try and fix Mr. Bear, but please don't do anything with the cars.. I would like to do something today with all of you and if I get interrupted too much by your little pranks, I won't be able to think of something nice. I see Starty too, girls, and I wish you three would help me plan on an activity that will be fun for all of us. So, leave the boys alone for a while, and I'll try to stop them from planning any schemes for today.
Hi Sneezy, how are you doing? Don't loose your cool dear, I hope to calm them all down a bit, and you can help me with this, OK..
Starby, did you have that dumb old dream about the 'middle' ages again... see what all that ruckus and ice cream can do so late in the evening. I don't think any of you need another sugar-shock today. So stay away from the ice cream truck.
I had a whole 2 hours of sleep last night, so I am not at my best, but will try and think of something for you all to do after your naps. If you cannot sleep, then just stay in bed for an hour reading or watching TV for kids, and give me time to collect myself Maybe I'll get the trampoline out of the garage later and the six of you (oops, seven with starty) can jump around for a while, then I think we'll go to the park with the dogs and teach them how to catch frisbies.. what do you think of that? But, NO ice cream today..
It seems that after the Avastin infusion yesterday, I was all wired - (three bottles of ingredients, and one of them was a cortizone, and I think that acted like speed for me - so another side-effect) and the rash is starting, so I'll need someone to help me apply calamine lotion to my back later on. Don't want Momma C look like she's a mental case itching on the bench in the park later..
So, I'm going to rest a bit now, and I promise that if anyone of you starts anything during this time, all of you will pay for it... today is going to be a 'nice' day.. OK?
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K... I promise... I will be out practicing work... be back later..
My promise is good... IF the gwirls don't start supmtin... they always start... sumptin...
Just try your best to ignore them, my MOSTEST, that's part of the 'boys training' I was talking about earlier. I'm confident you can hang in there for a few hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
TTFN,
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Momma C, you have your hands full with these boys and girls, don't you?? Do you happen to live in a shoe by chance?? LOL Each are so clever, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to get a handle on things. I'm a pretty tough kid but I don't think I'm any match for these kiddos! Sugar Shock, Vicks?? Middle Ages! I need to sharpen my skills and when I do, I will jump in here and try to help! But for now, got to run!! Is the invisible person easy to deal with, I mean is she a secret weapon girls? I like that idea! Sorry guys. :)
So you've seen Starty too. Yes, she is a pretty powerful young lady and I wish she'd help the girls stay out of trouble - but they can be a handful.Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
I remember that old tale - There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, etc. That brings back memories for sure. What are you up to this weekend. Maybe you can help me find something to keep the kids busy having fun instead of scheming new pranks to play. It hurts me to seem when my kids are kranky or bored. Maybe there is a bit of jealousy on both sides, but there is no reason to be, so I'll have to research that a bit and try to calm their fears in that area.
Thanks rebby, you are such a good listener and great friend.
Have a wonderful weekend - and let me know how Nicki is doing, OK?
Love,
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Originally Posted by Chery
I will try... I weeeely will... but IT will be TUFF!! :eek:
I know honey, see if you can find a football game on the telly to watch to calm yourself down and get your mind on something else. Catch you later after my rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
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Can I crawl in your bed Momma? I'll rub the lotion on your back until it feels better! Can I get you some tea, and cuddle with you? I want to help Momma feel better!
Oh oh... big sister Webby is home! You're not going to make us do chores are you Webby? Can we go for a wide on your bike instead?
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