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OK, go get the ice cream, just take the puppies with you so that they can clean the floor right away, just in case. So try not to get chocolate because it's not good for the doggies.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Batman, it's two against one, so I got to give you those three lashes with a wet noodle, just wear extra padding and get it over with.. then get a hug before you go to bed.
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Ooooh, ice cweam, that sounds weally yummy.
We are good giwls Starby, weally good girls, Stwinger is the bad boy, weally bad boy. I think he's cowupting M, yup, M was good before, now he's nawty like Stwinger. Stwinger is a baaaad infuwence. :)
Momma, I don't think Stwinger should be awowed to pway wit M anymore, M is a nice big bwudder, we don't want him to turn mean like Stwinger.
Momma, can I have a hug after I'm done my ice cweam, I pwomise to wash my hands and face first, weally. :)
Come on Stawby, lets go pway in Stwinger woom. :)
LMAO... you guys are crazy :D
I will STAND UP for my brub... he DID NUTTIN mommy... NUTIN! It was those sneaky, twrouble makin' gwirls again... I swear it was... yeppers!:) WE guys could never even think of the things that they do to get into trouble... AND then THEY lie and try to blame it on us all the time... but you know better don't cha? You know that M and I love you the most... AND THAT YOU LOVE ME >>>THE MOSTEST!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chery
Cwazy? We're not cwazy big bwudder M.
Oh, M, I found some books under your bed, they had nakie giwls on it. Did you get those from Stwinger? You know that Momma got mad at Stwinger for having those books, he got a lashing with a wet noodle. Momma's giving you one too for saying a bad word, you don't want to get it twice do you?
Betta put does books back in Stwingers woom before Momma finds out. I won't tell, I pwomise, you my favwit big bwudder. :)
Want some ice cweam, we're pwaying in Stwingers room. Ooops, I dwopped my ice cweam on his bed. Oh no, I'm in Biiiiiiiiiiigggg twubble. :(
Hide me M and Stawby, quick, before Stwinger comes back. Eeeeeek! ;)
Ahhhhhhhhh HA! Wait... it's coming... wait... hold on... waaaaaiiitttttt a litttttle longer now... BLAM! BWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
M... the bucket of very cold water you put over the door... it WORKED! IT really WORKED... look at them... soaked like two wet ducks and a sad wrabbit... Hahahhahahahah!
God!!!!!!!!!!!! This feels so good that I think I have to go pee................:D:D:D
MOMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAA! Stwinger, Stwinger, he, he, he, ::hiccup:: pouwed ice water on me and Stawby and then he peed on us! First it was cold, then it was warm. :(
Make him go to bed without any suppa, and take away his nakie pictures.
M, tell me you didn't help him do this? Say it isn't so. You my favowist big bwudder M, why did you help evil Stwinger?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Originally Posted by Stringer
I just had to do this... :D
YouTube - Perfect Water On Head Prank
It worded M... all that planning.. paid off... and I liked the way you hid behind the sofa and pulled the string on the bucket... What was REALLY Cccooooooooooooooool man... was that half of the bucket was filled with all that hard cold ICE... they were running all over the place... soaked to the gills... all the curls in their hair went LIMP man... niccccccce, very niiiiiice! I need to take lessons from you M... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
LMAO, that's priceless M. :)
::shiver, shiver, sneezy:: Momma, I'm cowld, and wet, and, and, ACHOOO, shiverwing.
Stwingers mean!
Yeah... that was GREAT... but what was better... they weren't laughing... they were cwwryiiing... "MOMMA>>>MOMMA>>>>MOMMA!":D:D:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Stwinger;
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Mean boy, big mean boy. :(
WAAAAAAAAAAA! :mad:
OK,Ok... Boys, what are you still doing up?
I know that girls at that age can think of quite a lot of stuff and plan it well. It's all a part of 'girl training', but it's kind of hard to explain to my favorite boys. When you grow up, you'll figure out all the games they play and will be able to hold your own in any game they throw at you, I promise. Because you see, there is also 'boy training' and I was going to start that sometime soon. The best is sometimes just to ignore them and they'll get bored because there is no longer any resistance - don't fight back when your feelings are hurt, wait until things settle and then plan your moves.
Alty baby, you need to please take the cover off Stringer's bed and wash it out with your hands - not in the washer because it's one I made by hand and it cannot be washed in the machine. Sorry you got yourself into this, but it will be over soon. You should have stopped after you washed your hands and got your hug, and not gone into his room. And now I know you're fibbing a little because I threw those books in the fireplace two nights ago - and they were not really that bad. I guess Wiggy won't be able to spend the night - maybe next time you'll think before you leap into something.. might keep you out of a lot of doodoo (if you know what I mean). OOPS, too late, now you two girls are all wet.
Starby honey, who's idea was this all? Never mind, tomorrow is another day and we can start over with a clean slate. Just get ready for bed and don't forget to brush your teeth - dry PJs too please. I want you girls to stay healthy.. and look Alty is already sneezing, so get the Vicks for me too, please.
Oh, now that was a good one boys. Please dry the rabbit off real good and keep him warm, I don't want him to get sick. Oh, and you boys mop up the floor too , please, we don't want to slip now or in the morning - that could really hurt.
M.. So you boys got the idea from YouTube- cute, but those people were laughing, our girls aren't laughing - that's the difference. Play with water outside from now on, OK..
Now, is the bunny dry, and the bed cover hanging in the bathroom, and all of you have fresh PJs on? Good, come here and get your hugs before going off to bed, I'm a bit tired and tomorrow is another day. Can't wait to see what you guys will come up with next, so got to collect energy to keep up with you. Maybe we can all play some tag-football, and I mean all of us.
Night, night, sweeties, C.U. tomorrow.
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Alty darling, I hope you won't catch a cold, and I'm sorry for being a little upset with you, but you seem to always like to pull your pranks close to bedtime and that's when I'm really worn out from a long day. So find a better time to play so that we can all figure out something to keep busy. You were just bored at the wrong time, dear. Now, tell Wiggy good night and I'll see you all tomorrow.
Love you.
Oh, yes, Stringer... the MOSTEST, honest. And I have enough love for all of you - even more tomorrow after some rest.
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"I want you girls to stay healthy..and look Alty is already sneezing, so get the Vicks for me too, please."-Chery
YES!. YES!. YEeeeeeeeeeeessssssss. Rub the vickes all over her nose... no don't stop Momma... I think she will look much younger and it will be good for her ifin' you rub it slowly ALL OVER her face and in her HAIR!. GREAT MOMMA... M and I love IT... LOVE IT!!
Hey... MOMMA I wonder what it would look like in her hair... wow... it PLASTERED her hair all down flat... ewwwweeee... it smells MOMMA...
NO... I ain't smiling cause baby awlllyyy is crying... no I am not... BBBBbbbbbbwwwwwaaaaaaaahahahahaha... she looks funnieeeee... wow... it does smell crappie...
-The good boy:)
I was just getting ready for bed when I heard you laugh, young man...Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
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Remember when you did that to starby with Vaseline a few months ago?
Well same procedure, so get out all the paper towels... alty, you sit still on the floor now and don't get this on the furniture... it'll be off soon, I know that smell is bad and it burns your nose and eyes, but you'll be OK...
Stringer... get the stuff we need and start cleaning her up. The sooner you are done, the sooner we can all get to sleep. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk... OK, we'll all help... I have to think of something special for you to do on your chore list for that one. Oh, and M, please make sure the shopping list has new paper towels and a new jar of Vicks on it. Starby, did I just see you grin before that big old yawn appeared?
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Gee, I felt like we just did a new sketch called 'Mother does her Best in the Prairie' (sp) and enjoyed this little interaction. Thanks you all for the great show, and fun.
C.U. all tomorrow.
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Good night dear... sleep tight... don't even worry about Awtly... nawww... she will be fine. I found 8 jars of that "Vick(es) Stuff... she is sitting on the floor and there is so much Vick(es) on her that she looks like a cocoon. Wow... if I didn't hear her crying I wouldn't even know that it was her under ALL THAT GOOOIE STUFF... You can't even tell that there is a qwirl under all that cr*pp... Dawd... my eyes are watering from that smell...
She will have to take 6 showers to get rid of it... BBbbbwwwaaahahahahahah... sorry Starduck... did it MOMMA... she did... Remember you told me to be good and I was... :):):) I knew that if I tried to stop her.. that I would b blamed... so I didn't (period).
-the one that you love THE MOSTEST!. (me)
Night Momma, I'll be good, pwomise, I can't speak for Stwinger though, he's bad to the bone. ;)
Stawby, stop sniffling, we can't let those mean boys get the better of us. Well think of something to get even tommowo. I heard about somfing on TV the ofer day, it's called Tar and feathering. You get the tar, I've got a bag full of feathers that I plucked of this little duck that's been hanging around, now she's only got one feather left on her bum, giggle. :)
We'll get them tomowo, but now we got to let Momma sleep, she wooks tired. Those boys sure keep her on her toes, but not us, we're angels. :)
Yeah... Angels from h*ll!!
Hee hee... looks like that "bug" that we sent to StarDUCK's 'puter... did it's job... she hasn't been back to bother us M.
I can see her sitting at the "box" screaming, shouting obscenities (words we don't even know... hee hee) sweat running down her brow, eyes crossed, face RED, pounding the poor little 'puter with both of her fists... isn't life sweet...
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