Ask Me Help Desk - Are you weird?

Alten you reminded me of another one:

I hate for food to touch my lips.

So when I'm eating, I raise my lips a little so the food can go in without touching my lips. Certain things I break if I can to make the pieces small enough so they don't scathe my lips.

In fact, I really don't like anything touching my lips-- except someone else's lips. Then, it's okay. ;)

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Alten you reminded me of another one:

I hate for food to touch my lips.

So when I'm eating, I raise my lips a little so the food can go in without touching my lips. Certain things I break if I can to make the pieces small enough so they don't scathe my lips.

In fact, I really don't like anything touching my lips-- except someone else's lips. Then, it's okay. ;)

Do you touch your chin with the food first like Robert on 'Everybody Loves Raymond?'

I also place things on shelves in the house a certain way, and turned exactly right. If someone moves them I HAVE to put them back exactly as they were, I check each day... or it is going to be a very bad day... I know it.

Ex, I am giving you way too much ammunition here.

Haha, no! I appear to eat normally; only I know the secret that lies beneath.

I'm a southerner and I love biscuits- but I swear it's really hard to eat one without getting a bunch of crumbs on my lips!

I actually dab at my mouth when I eat, not to be cute, but because of my lip-touching issue.

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Haha, no! I appear to eat normally; only I know the secret that lies beneath.

I'm a southerner and I love biscuits- but I swear it's really hard to eat one without getting a bunch of crumbs on my lips!

I actually dab at my mouth when I eat, not to be cute, but because of my lip-touching issue.

So, you are kind of like Robert... :)

What state down south?

Norf Carolina...

So I guess you're saying I have some sort of neurosis... I'm OK with that.

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Norf Carolina...

So I guess you're saying I have some sort of neurosis... I'm ok with that.

No, not at all hon.

Years ago I was transferred from Pittsburgh to Charlotte. There for 3 months then transferred to Raleigh for 5 years, I absolutely loved Raleigh and the people there. Then I was transferred to Fayetteville, just outside Ft Bragg. Then the company went out of business AND it wasn't my fault either :( !

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I also place things on shelves in the house a certain way, and turned exactly right. If someone moves them I HAVE to put them back exactly as they were, I check each day...or it is going to be a very bad day....I know it.

Ex, I am giving you way too much ammunition here.

Stringer dear, love you to death, but you may need help. :eek:

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Stringer dear, love you to death, but you may need help. :eek:

I know.. scary... These are secrets that I have kept to myself for all this time, except from my wife. She tells me how strange I am constantly but she says that she loves... cause I am cute. :rolleyes:

You are cute, I'll admit that. :)

I guess we all have our quirks. I thought I was strange, but after reading some of the other posts, heck, I'm really normal compared to all of you. ;)

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You are cute, I'll admit that. :)

I guess we all have our quirks. I thought I was strange, but after reading some of the other posts, heck, I'm really normal compared to all of you. ;)

Thanks... I need to stay that way to keep her happy, I think.

Define 'normal.' By Ex's standards?:)

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Originally Posted by excon

So, I guess there ain't no regular people, huh?

Y'all are weird, but I'm not. I'm absolutely regular and ordinary in every way.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Thanks...I need to stay that way to keep her happy, I think.

Define 'normal.' By Ex's standards?:)

Na, she'd love you no matter what. :)

Normal by Ex's standards? Does Ex have standards? ;)

Love you Exy. :)

Ok, now I am up for giving up my partner's weirdest quirk, that drives me nuts and I don't even think it makes sense...

He can't eat anything off anything, for examples...

No popsicles, they taste like wood.
No wings (anything on a bone) cause it tastes like bone. (how does anyone know what a bone tastes like!)
Anything on a stick.

It's weird.

Justy, that is weird. Wow, I'm looking more and more normal by the minute.

Keep going people, I feel pretty darn good about myself right now. ;)

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No wings (anything on a bone) cause it tastes like bone. (how does anyone know what a bone tastes like!)

Hello Justy:

That cracked me up.

excon

PS> Sure, I got standards, Alty. They're right near the cockels of my heart.

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PS> Sure, I got standards, Alty. They're right near the cockels of my heart.

Wow, I didn't realize that your cockels where near your heart, I thought they where lower. :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

No, not at all hon.

Years ago I was transferred from Pittsburgh to Charlotte. There for 3 months then transferred to Raleigh for 5 years, I absolutely loved Raleigh and the people there. Then I was transferred to Fayetteville, just outside Ft Bragg. Then the company went out of business AND it wasn't my fault either :( !

Wow, you know my state very well! If you ate some biscuits while you were here, hope you didn't get the crumbs on your lips, hehe.

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Wow, you know my state very well! If you ate some biscuits while you were here, hope you didn't get the crumbs on your lips, hehe.

I loved all the food a lot... except the grits... couldn't ever get used to them even with syrups...

The restaurants were great and all the people were pretty much very gregarious... very friendly. But I had to ignore all the 'Yankee go home' stuff. If you can take that initially they will put up with you... :rolleyes:

All of us aren't like that, I love the Yankees, good people as long as I can get past the fast-talking, lol.

Since you mentioned grits... and in keeping with the point of this thread... I could eat grits almost every day. My son loves 'em too. No syrup- true southerners like butter and /or cheese. Maybe some crumbled ham or bacon. Funny, I was just thinking about having some grits tonight for dinner. :p

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All of us aren't like that, I love the Yankees, good people as long as I can get past the fast-talking, lol.

Since you mentioned grits... and in keeping with the point of this thread... I could eat grits almost every day. My son loves 'em too. No syrup- true southerners like butter and /or cheese. Maybe some crumbled ham or bacon. Funny, I was just thinking about having some grits tonight for dinner. :p

Yep, I learned some good lessons while I was there, lessons I still remember. About talking fast and assuming anything.

EDIT: Niko, I seriously really tried many times to like them...maybe it is something that you have to grow up with, I don't know.

I also forgot...

I arrange my condoms. I color code them in my condom drawer.

That's true, he does, I've seen them.

In pictures! Jeesh people! ;)

Night.

Dagnabit! I was supposed to be going to bed and got caught up watching something on YouTube when got the email notification... and apparently I knew somebody said something about condoms! People, let me sleep, don't torment me with... those type thoughts!

But anyhow, seriously Sneezy- you color code your condoms?

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Dagnabit! I was supposed to be going to bed and got caught up watching something on youtube when got the email notification... and apparently I knew somebody said something about condoms! People, let me sleep, don't torment me with ... those type thoughts!

But anyhow, seriously Sneezy- you color code your condoms?!

Condoms! I don't need "no stinkin' condoms!" (In my best outlaw Mexican voice... ):)

Hello, Ex!

Yes, I'm weird! Anyone who might know me on this site should already know how weird and in what ways I am weird. I'm also kind of creepy. So, that might be another question that you might ask. Are you creepy? Hey, there could be a song about that!

Thanks!

Signed,

The Weird One

Yes. I color code and arrange my condom drawer. Seriously.

I have pictures.

Hello sneezy:

Color coding your condoms isn't weird. HAVING a condom DRAWER is weird.

excon

PS> Come on. Show us the picha.

So the only thing in the drawer is condoms- nothing else?
I keep mine in the drawer in the nightstand (like most people) but there are some other things there too. And they certainly aren't color-coded. Although I like to keep the glow-in-the-dark ones separate.

I'd like to see the pics, Sneezy. I'm intrigued.

Clough: you didn't tell us what makes you weird/creepy! C'mon, share... don't be shy. The rest of us are putting all our bidness out there!

Ok, Sneezy you own so many condoms you have them color coded with their own drawer?

If I was anywhere as the potential recipient of any condom coming from a color coded condom drawer, I think I might really wonder about that person I am about to sleep with, that would own SO many various condoms at one time and would have taken the time to color code them.

Wouldn't arranging them by expiration date be more efficient?

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Yes. I own that many condoms. I have a "subscription" that sends me a box every month. Different kinds, etc.

nikosmom: I also have lube in there. Strawberry flavored lube, and vaseline, and massage oil.

Here's the picture:.
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Sneezy, meet me in the 'other' room... :D

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I have condoms too, but I turned them into something useful.

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Sneezy, meet me in the 'other' room...:D

Which color would you like NM?

I'm using him right now, you can have him when I'm done.

You don't mind sloppy seconds, do you? ;)

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Which color would you like NM?

I'm using him right now, you can have him when I'm done.

You don't mind sloppy seconds, do you? ;)

I like the purple ones, For Her Pleasure... and I'll have some strawberry licky stuff too!

I don't mind seconds... wait... should we be talking about this here? Ya know how I can get Alty. :eek:

I ordered Sneezy to our secret room, he's waiting for us there. I'll race you! ;)

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I ordered Sneezy to our secret room, he's waiting for us there. I'll race you! ;)

Is the foursome done !

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Originally Posted by tickle

is the foursome done !

Never, with Alty. :):D:):rolleyes:

If that doesn't say playa...

Come, ladies, you can have your pick...

I think you need a few more of the flavored variety so that these women get the right idea ;)