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  • Feb 29, 2008, 08:39 AM
    Alty
    Hey startover, I'm already at the drinking coffee stage, 2 cups and still going.

    Men are like... coffee.

    The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
  • Feb 29, 2008, 08:47 AM
    excon
    Hello again, Alt:

    Nahhh. Good wimin are like coffee - blond and sweet.

    excon
  • Feb 29, 2008, 08:50 AM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hey startover, I'm already at the drinking coffee stage, 2 cups and still going.

    Men are like ... coffee.

    The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.

    LMAO... :D
    I have a big ole problem when I don't set the timer on the coffee pot... that means it won't be done right when I wake up... it also means I have to make it (how do people function without a cup of coffee first), I just don't even know how I go on some days... I hate waiting on the brew! :rolleyes:
  • Feb 29, 2008, 09:08 AM
    HistorianChick
    I'm going hard core today...

    Picked up some chocolate covered espresso beans at Starbucks...

    Crud... what a day...
  • Feb 29, 2008, 09:11 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello again, Alt:

    Nahhh. Good wimin are like coffee - blond and sweet.

    excon

    I'm not blond but I am sweet (sometimes). Did you read my "Prison versus work" post? I thought you might get a kick out of it.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...rk-189421.html

    Hey Start and HC - I'm going for my 4th 16oz cup in a second. My bad.
  • Feb 29, 2008, 09:12 AM
    Alty
    Oh, found our morning prayer;

    The 23rd Cup

    Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

    It maketh me to wake in green pastures;

    It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

    It restoreth my buzz.

    It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,

    I'll fear no Equal for thou art with me;

    Thy cream and thy flavorings they comfort me.

    Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez.

    Thou anointest my days with vigor; my mug runneth over.

    Surely flavor and aroma shall follow me all the days of my life

    And I will dwell in the House of Maxwell forever.

    Amen!
  • Feb 29, 2008, 09:13 AM
    startover22
    Third cup here... and gaining... :)
    Feeling better, now on with the Yoga... (maybe)
    HC, you will make it through, it's Friday... WOW, you can handle a lot if you can handle the coffee beans! Chin up girly!
  • Feb 29, 2008, 09:29 AM
    templelane
    I'm actually being very restrained today, I've only had one cup. Might explain the headache though, perhaps I'm in withdrawal. Had a nap before lunch instead, fourier transforms make me sleepy.

    I love the fact that the amount of time I spend on this forum is directly proportional to the amount (a) x the diffulucty of work (h) I have to do.

    AMHD a x h

    Oh dear I just learned how to use LaTeX embedded into this forum to avoid work. I'm getting worse. Well now is just about time to check the The Daily Puppy....

    And put the kettle on.
  • Feb 29, 2008, 10:31 AM
    HistorianChick
    I think the espresso beans are finally kicking in...

    Either that or this buzzing in my head is a sign of a much deeper problem... :D
  • Feb 29, 2008, 10:49 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Just got done with my midterms.

    11 venti americano trip shooter @ sbucks = $40
    4 midterm booklets = $2
    3 boxes of pizza = $20

    walking into your last midterm on 54 hours of no sleep... priceless.

    I'm coffee-ed out for... at least tonight. Can't pull it off tonight.

    ... headed straight to work... then bed.
  • Feb 29, 2008, 10:53 AM
    HistorianChick
    Congrats, ISF!! Yay!

    Love the mathematical equation... I remember those days! :)
  • Feb 29, 2008, 11:07 AM
    startover22
    HC, you making it through? LOL
    ISF, you are accomplished just you being done... GOOD JOB!!
    Tuna melt, soup and coffee, that is what is going to be next for me...
  • Feb 29, 2008, 11:10 AM
    HistorianChick
    "Making it through" - can you define that? Lol...

    Technically? Yes.
    Physically? Except for those random twitches and lips buzzing, sure.
    Actually? That's a whole different story! :)
  • Mar 1, 2008, 04:28 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    So... I woke up this morning thinking, I'm going to grab a cup of joe and look up what I missed in my slumber.

    ... nothing.

    For shame. All of you.

    Yes. I am done with midterms. No worries, though... there's another round of midterms in a month. Am I excited? Who isn't?
  • Mar 1, 2008, 04:34 PM
    jennyrena
    Just give it to me. Fresh and sweet and I'm drinkin' it. Java java java
  • Mar 1, 2008, 05:12 PM
    HistorianChick
    LOL! Sorry ISF - after work on Friday I sign off! I'm actually home... drove home to see Mom for the weekend... and stock up on the gourmet coffee! :)

    There really is no place like home!
  • Mar 3, 2008, 10:15 AM
    HistorianChick
    All right, where's the coffee vat? Caffeine IV? Espresso shot?

    Rah... Mondays should be illegal, don't you agree?
  • Mar 3, 2008, 10:25 AM
    startover22
    I am happy sitting here with my Spawn Till You Die coffee mug full of fresh brew and vanilla creamer... LOL
    Alaska, I miss Alaska and all I have to do it get my Salmon coffee cup and I am fine with the pain.LOL
    Mondays, well, they are inevitable so make it what it should be... GONE!
    spawn till you die - Google Image Search
  • Mar 3, 2008, 10:45 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Walked into my sbucks yesterday. Looked at my barista and said...

    Me: Should I have hot or cold?
    Barista: cold
    Me: make me... whatever you want

    The barista went to town making me a iced venti white mocha with 4 shots of espresso.

    ... and in the end, didn't let me pay. Mmm...
  • Mar 3, 2008, 10:46 AM
    HistorianChick
    Ahhhh... don't you love that? I love the benefits of being a regular. I got a free one this morning too... Guess I looked extra Monday-ie... :)

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