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Well. Morning all.

... just got back. It is... 426 am. Heavily contemplating whether I should sleep... as I have be up in about 3 hours for work.

... oy.

Just got in as well... same time... cept I have no work tomorrow, as I am a very lazy individual. Sleep is for the weak sneeze, and is way overrated... but seeing as I have nothing to do tomorrow... I'm going to go to bed.

You two party animals. I went to bed shortly after midnight.

Happy Easter all. The kids found their Easter stuff within 3 minutes, it took me longer to hide them. I guess the hiding spots were lame.:(

Poor alty. I would have hid it under the bunnies.

So... @ work. Kind of... tired. Midterm Tuesday. Choo choo-ing.

Sneezy, is Sleep and Dopey? Are you Grumpy future Doc?:p

Hiding it under the bunnies probably would have worked, except that there would be little left this morning to find, they chew on everything.:( Not to mention the poo factor, that's a big, stinky factor, trust me.:eek:

Good luck on your midterm on Tuesday, just remember, if it's multiple choice, the answer is usually B.:)

Really? I thought it was C?. that explains my SAT scores oof.

Sadly, not multiple choice.

4 math problems. 2 hours to take it.

2 hours for 4 problems? Yikes.

I am terrible at math, English was always my best subject, that and Art. Thank goodness I'm done with school, I don't think I could hack it.

You'll do great Sneezy, I believe in you. Chin up, study hard and don't stress out.

I was allergic to Math, Science and History.

English, like my girl Alty was one of my favorites :)

Loved religion too.

Sending lots of good wishes.

Oh Allheart, you finally joined us, I'm so glad.

I had to carry 2 raw eggs around for 2 weeks in grade 12 for religion. We were paired up, given a budget, told to figure out one years worth of bills etc and take care of our eggs for two weeks.

I got unlucky, had twins, yup two bouncing little Eggberts. My "husband" was a druggy that never came to school, he did absolutely nothing for the assignment and never once took care of the twins. On the last day of the project he came to class , went to the table were all the eggs that had survived where displayed and said to the group of them "Oh, were is Daddy's baby, I've missed you", in front of the teacher. Little did he know that as part of the assignment we had the option of divorce. I walked up to him calmly, said "I bet you can't even tell me which ones belong to you, oh, by the way, I want a divorce, consider yourself served!" I got 100% on the assignment, he failed. Revenge may be bad, but it sure felt good. I wonder if he ever changed his ways?

I really am a bad girl!

Well Guys and Gals, got to get ready to go for our annual Easter Egg hunt. Type at you all later. Behave while I'm gone, remember, I'm watching!:D

Alty Out.

Hello everyone. Hope everyone had a great Easter.

I... worked. All day. Then I went to my volunteering job.

Now I'm at the library trying to do my ONE math problem for my homework. It's 3 hours so far and I feel like it's halfway done. Fantastic.

I like math---but not THAT kind of math.

Happy Eostra to all of you :)

I hate it too.. . I guess it doesn't help that I'm a math major. Boo.

Sneezy, you're a math major that hates math? How did that happen?:confused:

Just came back from our Easter egg hunt, the kids had a blast. They stuffed their faces with chocolate and I drank wine. All in all, fun was had by all.:p

I just decided to check in and make sure all of you behaved while I was gone, glad to see all is well in the coffee shop.:)

Take care all, and good night.

Alty

yep. I'm a math major that hates math...

just because you can do something well doesn't mean you have to like it.

I'm reminded of the phrase in Harold and Kumar: Just because you're hung like a horse doesn't mean you have to do porn. =D

another long night for sneezy... this will continue until Tuesday, at least. Hope everyone's doing well.

by the way, where's HChicky?

Sneezy + HChicky =:D Sneezy

:D Sneezy - HChicky = :mad: Sneezy

yeah, the equation doesn't work because if you add the two equations, they should equal one another, but... the basis of human emotion isn't an exact science. It happens.

HC's mom is visiting, so I'm sure she's just busy with that :)

Good morning, my dears!!

(crud... left my coffee in the car... rah... just realized that... )

You all have been busy while I've been MIA! Underwear questions? Wow... I'm with Synn on that one though, no undies are better than dirty ones! :)

Boy, I've got a lot of catching up to do on all my posts... catch you guys later! :)

(Sneezy, my sweet, you should have called me, I'd have helped with math! :) Course, I'm not good at it, but I'd have found a way to help! ;) )

/yawn

How did it get to be Monday again already?

Monday's are pure evil. Rah..

Grrr...

Even a Historian didn't work this morning! :(

I just realized I got up an hour earlier than I needed to.

And it's too late now to go back to bed and snooze for that hour.

GRRRRRR!

Im on vacation and I had to wake up at 8 to let the verizon FIOs guy in... I'm glad I'm finally getting lightning fast internets. But I don't want to have to wake up and stuff... goodness, I am so lazy.

Aww... Mornin' Westy! I'm jealous of your "lightning fast internet" - as you all know, I'm still a Purist and don't have it in my place, but believe me... its coming SOON! :D

Have people you want to talk to when you're not at work now, hmmm?

LOL! *blushes* why, yes, Synn... that I do! ;)

Good! I want to talk to YOU when you're not at work, too!

Work, Smurk. If it wasn't for bills, I'd be an independent author, whiling away my days writing coffee table books and fluff stuff.

But alas, I must work.

Yes, my internet is coming... soooooon!

Goodness... its... so... fast!

Like unbelievable difference... I built my computer myself so its quite a rig. But with FIOs... wow... just, wow.

(be jealous)

Yes, Westy, I'm jealous.

Green with jealousy.

Darn green-eyed monster is drooling in my coffee.

I'm such a loser, lol... its literally making me really happy. Haha. Went on YouTube, and it was like __.. __... _______ done. Crazy...

And I would be jealous too... but I don't have to be... I can't wait to play some counter strike later. FIOs ftw!

I too would want to sit around making about 5 grand a year writing... but 5 grand doesn't pay for jack... so alas... I must park cars.

(I learnded in school that the average writer makes about 5 grand a year, so there)

I used to think I wanted to be an author.

Then I realized I liked reading FAR better than I like writing.

I need to be an editor, is what I need to be.

I tutor and edit papers at my school... it doesn't pay though... but I enjoy it, and I enjoy being cruel to other students with horrible grammar.

I'm not sure what I want to do with my english major... I may teach, I may get into journalism, or I may become an editor... I think either one of those would be fun.

Rah... I hate editors... crappy, because I am both, a writer AND an editor.

5K a year... hmmm...

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Originally Posted by HistorianChick

5K a year... hmmm.....

The lay-a-bout writer... not the cute historian who works hard to one day achieve her dream of obtaining lightning fast internets.

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Originally Posted by ihatewestseneca

the lay-a-bout writer... not the cute historian who works hard to one day achieve her dream of obtaining lightning fast internets.

*giggle* Westy, you flirt :D

I'd love to sit at home and write just to write. For me. I write for someone else now, I'd love to just write for ME. I'm working on a book in my off time, but its slow... One day, I'll be published with my name on the cover, but it's a long way off.

I'm back... for lunch. What is this I see with westy hitting on HC? This is what happens when I'm gone eh?

I'm catching up on posts while eating a delicious bowl of steamed veggies + tofu.

One may ask... "but sneezy, wouldn't you much rather enjoy a cheeseburger?"

Yes. Yes I would. But apparently, cheeseburgers don't get you to 4% body fat... which is my goal for the next 3 months.. . so... salads, turkey, tofu, beans, chicken breasts, and steamed veggies are up for the next few months. I may be cranky.

overall, I've been having a pretty good day though, market's been pretty volatile today which makes me a happy sneezy. =D

Mornin, Sneezy... I wondered when you'd show up!

Mmm... steamed veggies and tofu... acutally, that sounds pretty good. I learned to have a healthy respect for veggies and tofu when I was in China... you can do some pretty great things with tofu! (Course, you can do some pretty disgusting things with it too!)

Ooo... they made this dish with tomatoes, eggs, and tofu... Mmm... sounds awful, yes, but wow. It was divine!

Yup, Westy is doing a pretty good job at the whole flirting thing... ;)

Oh, why yes, I do enjoy downloading a pirated song in like 5 seconds... I enjoy it very much so... yar!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

I'm back...for lunch. what is this I see with westy hitting on HC? this is what happens when I'm gone eh?

Yeah sneeze, I make it rain when it comes to flirting... how else do you think that poor girl would have told me she "loved" me after 4 dates.

Well, it was either my flirting... or the pool hall and tacos. I think I would love anyone who buys me tacos.