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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oh, do you guys like my new signature? ;)

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WOW... $3.95... that's CHEAP! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

WOW...$3.95...that's CHEAP! :rolleyes:

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Really? How do you know? ;) :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'll be there Stringer, just say the word. Marta and I can shop all day, you and Wiggy can play golf and sit around the beach watching the babes walk by. Just remember that you can look but not touch. ;)

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Boy, you girls, we can't even have fun... you sound just like Marta. This morning I had three appointments with some important prospects and when I was leaving Marta came over and placed a BIG ONE right on the lips... I wondered why she kissed me for so long (about two minutes)? She said "that is to remind you that YOU are mine and no one else's guy!" I said OK... :D

Ok is always the best response Stringer, that and a "yes dear". ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Really? How do you know? ;) :D

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I remember, I read it somewhere... I think or someone told me... or... :D:rolleyes:

Back pedal, back pedal. ;)

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Originally Posted by Chery

OMG, Stringer, get that clone of your's done NOW!

I love my pay tv National Geographic and the History channel too. And there is not one science fiction show that I have missed yet (at least the ones that are aired here). Andromeda is not bad either. I just love Richard Dean Anderson and Kevin Sorbo - wouldn't throw them off the bed.. yes I would because there's more room to play there. Seriously, I think both of them are great actors and don't cause a scene in public, plus have stable family lives... just like you my love. So hurry with that clone..

How about Jeremiah, now... that would be a wacky new world to think of if those greedy nuts keep ruining things for real with their New World Order crap. Let's find an Island and get 'Lost' too. But it's gotta have all the tv shows saved on a huge computer that will last forever. We can choose which re-runs we want to watch after swimming and fishing.

What kind of shows does Marta like?

Who's Wiggy? Did I miss something?

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Another reason... as if I need anymore... that I love her sooo... SHE likes the same type of shows, goes to all the movies I like and I sometimes go to her chick flicks...

AND... she likes American Football; Bears and the Steelers... Remember I told you guys that when we were back in Pittsburgh we went to the Steelers Practice Camp at St Francis College and she went crazy getting autographs from the players,she got 6 and injured a few kids and old people in the process. Gotta love a woman like that......... :D:eek::D:)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Back pedal, back pedal. ;)

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Yeah... I guess... got me... but a very long time ago in a land far, far away...

That process has helped me build up my calf and ham muscles too... yeah, and I am a salesman...would I EVER lie to YOU?!?!?!:eek::D:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't you love a women like me too? Come on Stringer.

I can use power tools, heck, I can name power tools, I don't mind getting dirty, in fact my mind is in a constant dirty state. ;)

I'm old enough to know a lot of stuff and still young enough to do them. ;)

I don't like football or other sports, but I love commercials when football and other sports are on.

I can cook, I can clean, I am a jack of all trades and a master of none. I am WOMAN, hear me ROAR! :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ok is always the best response Stringer, that and a "yes dear". ;)

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Gospel... Alty... I know... learned it a long, long time ago (also in a land far, far, far away... :))

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Yes he certainly did luck out there my love. I bet he just gets a kick out of you and Starby's transition to children as much as I do. You are multi-talented and have a great big heart.

Thanks to you and Starby for setting me straight on this one.

Here I am, still on, and I was going to play a game..

I too started one day, found this site for an answer and look where it got me.. to this wonderful family and this thread that you and Starby did just for me. I think I found a home-away-from-home here, and appreciate the warmth and love I've received throughout the years. I admit, I'm Addicted! Addicted to the love and super support (let's not forget the postcards and wonderful gifts) from you, my wonderful AMHD family.

I've also enjoyed helping people solve their issues here to the point where I was promoted to an Expert by my peers - that was some super recognition which makes me still proud today. And I will keep on helping as many and for as long as I can. Momma C is never a quitter!

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I'm so glad we all found this site and each other Momma C! What would we do without our AMHD family? :confused: You've helped all of us in so many different ways, and we are all so happy to be part of your family! :D I found AMHD in a really odd sort of way, but I never wanted to leave afterwards! Thank you for all of your emails again today! I always look forward to them, and I always light my candle, whatever the time of day, when I read what you've sent. At this rate, I'm going to be needing a new candle! It's been lit for most of the day today. It just smells so nice. Today it's burned down from the vanilla to the green apple. I should have bought more when I found this one, right away! Like I said, it goes from vanilla to green apple... back again, and so on! :D (It also helps cover the cigarette smoke!. lol)

I'm glad you're feeling well enough to play the games that you like, and write us all!

Muchly! ;)

Hey Ducky, I'm done dinner, call me? :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Don't you love a women like me too? Come on Stringer.

I can use power tools, heck, I can name power tools, I don't mind getting dirty, in fact my mind is in a constant dirty state. ;)

I'm old enough to know alot of stuff and still young enough to do them. ;)

I don't like football or other sports, but I love commercials when football and other sports are on.

I can cook, I can clean, I am a jack of all trades and a master of none. I am WOMAN, hear me ROAR! :)

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Yeah, I've seen the claws... hee hee, BUT and I say BUT I have the whip that trains roaring felines... hee hee (again)

Well with those bold words, I am leaving for now (maybe the evening, as I WILL be busy tonight... I am remembering that kiss... ) So enjoy and be good or I WILL TELL MOMMA... she wanted to speak to you... what was it?? Oh yeah, something about the use of sour language or something like that? What was it Momma... I don't remember at the moment..?

Later... :D:rolleyes:;)

Sour language? That wasn't me, that was, um, ah, M, you, M, he did it, yup, he did, Stawby heard him too, right Stawby?

Um, Momma, weally, Awlty's a good girl, weally, weally. Am, I have a new fwend, his name is Wiggy, can he come over to play? Pweeeeeeese? We can play house up in my woom, I pwomise we'll be good, weally, weally good. ;)

Stringer, you might feel a little down due to the contract issues and hard work, but you certainly are a winner with Marta when it comes to personal happiness - and that counts a lot. You'll always be a winner to me and your 'sisters' here too, love.

I don't get much football here, but I do watch the Super Bowl faithfully each year and love it. Have no particular favorite team, but the one that I should be loyal to as Jaime was born there, are the Gators and I actually liked watching them and the Dolphins when I was there. While in California, it was the 'niners' even though I lived near L.A. (Garden Grove - where the Glass Chapel in Religious TV Show is) but at that time I did not have much time for TV - had two jobs while my 'hubby' had none.

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Sour language? That wasn't me, that was, um, ah, M, ya, M, he did it, yup, he did, Stawby heard him too, right Stawby?

Um, Momma, weally, Awlty's a good girl, weally, weally. Am, I have a new fwend, his name is Wiggy, can he come over to play? Pweeeeeeese? We can play house up in my woom, I pwomise we'll be good, weally, weally good. ;)

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OK, honey, but he has to make breakfast in bed for you, starby and me, so he better be worth it and weally,weally good! Tell him I said so, or he goes in the Doghouse.

Night, night...

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Sour language? That wasn't me, that was, um, ah, M, ya, M, he did it, yup, he did, Stawby heard him too, right Stawby?

Um, Momma, weally, Awlty's a good girl, weally, weally. Am, I have a new fwend, his name is Wiggy, can he come over to play? Pweeeeeeese? We can play house up in my woom, I pwomise we'll be good, weally, weally good. ;)

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Momma... is that security camera I bought you still working... I think we can put it to good use... and maybe make a buck here... hee hee;):rolleyes::)

Batman was angwy because he tored his cape on a bwanch in da yawd, and Awty and me herd him say that bad word. Yup we did Momma... weally we did! I think Batman needs a time out, and me and Awty need ice cweam for being such good girlz! :D We won't dwip it on the fwoor Momma... pwomise!

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Stringer, you might feel a little down due to the contract issues and hard work, but you certainly are a winner with Marta when it comes to personal happiness - and that counts a lot. You'll always be a winner to me and your 'sisters' here too, love.

I don't get much football here, but I do watch the Super Bowl faithfully each year and love it. Have no particular favorite team, but the one that I should be loyal to as Jaime was born there, are the Gators and I actually liked watching them and the Dolphins when I was there. While in California, it was the 'niners' even though I lived near L.A. (Garden Grove - where the Glass Chapel in Religious TV Show is) but at that time I did not have much time for TV - had two jobs while my 'hubby' had none.

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Man... just another reason to love you so much... way to a son's (or a man's) heart; cheeseburgers, beer, potato chips, dip, the sports page, NFL, Hockey, basketball, curvey girls, curvey wives, curvey... now there are the secrets girls... not to hard, we make it easy on you... :)

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Batman was angwy because he tored his cape on a bwanch in da yawd, and Awty and me herd him say that bad word. Yup we did Momma....weally we did! I think Batman needs a time out, and me and Awty need ice cweam for bein such good girlz! :D We won't dwip it on the fwoor Momma.....pwomise!!

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Where is SUSY?? :rolleyes: