Hey Alty
Go for it... one more cup never hurt anyone. On my first cup , Saturday morning here.

I see everyone has been behaving themselves today

Yikes, my son has turned on me. Now he's really cranky. He wants me to print something off the computer for him, but I'm out of ink. He insists that he needs this, I'm out of ink, but really, it's important. Really, I'm out of INK! Kids!:rolleyes:

Hey F4U - It's Friday afternoon here, how's tomorrow, what do I have to look forward to. Come on, just a hint.:cool:

Well its only morning so not sure what lies ahead , hopefully something exciting :-)

I don't know if I can handle exciting, I'd settle for mediocre right now.

Not again, one of the bunnies is gassy again. Which one of you did it, Hmmm, come on fess up. Stinky Bunny butts, yikes.:(

Ya, going to have another coffee, unless I have beer, then I'm going to have on of those.:D

LMAO... naughty bunnies , get the whip out Alty

Oh, I don't whip the bunnies, only naughty men who richly deserve it. Nope, bunnies get hugs and cuddles, not the whip.:cool:

I just answered a post from a girl wanting to know if she could get pregnant if her boyfriend pulled out. Hmmm, let's see, there are anywhere between 40 million and 600 million sperm each time a man ejaculates, all it takes is one. Hmm, let me think. If I had a gun with 40 million bullets and only one empty slot, would I put it to my head and pull the trigger? That's a hard one. I'm getting a bit defensive now, why do I answer those posts?:confused:

Beer, I have Beer, yes, beer has come to save the day!:D

Yeah I know , I stay away from those posts. Its so much nicer to go read some jokes :-)

Beer , now that sounds good.

Beer is good, actually it's great. I live in Canada, we're know for our beer, oh and hockey.

Love the jokes, but for seem reason I can't stop posting on the "I had unprotected sex, could I be pregnant" threads. If I said what I really wanted to I'd be kicked of this site.

Ah, Beer, love it.

Alty'll appreciate this:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...ck-190460.html

Sneezy, I've seen that before, it's hilarious. Yep, Canadians don't get allot of sun, and we're not exhibitionists. Go figure. Germans on the other hand, don't get me started. Did I mention that I'm German, I just live in Canada. Not saying another word. Nope, my lips are sealed.

Hey F4U, where did you go?

Sipping my Beer.

Hey Alty
A few of my friends have just turned up with Bacon , Eggs , Fresh bread rolls etc. They decided seeing as I have the biggest kitchen this is where we are having breakfast this morning.
So standing over the stove at the moment , MMmmm smelling good :-)

Bad F4U, now I'm craving breakfast foods and it's 5pm here. Mmmm Bacon, Canadian Bacon? I guess not huh. How are you making the eggs, I like them sunny side up. Mmmm fresh bread rolls. You naughty boy, now I am getting my whip out. Scared?:p

Boys, I've got to go cook some dinner for the family, I'll talk to you all later. Be good, stay out of trouble, or I'll tell HChicky!:eek:

Alty Out.:)

Danish bacon with Eggs sunny side up. Bread rolls are straight from the bakery so still warm , Mmmm the butter just melts on them , oh and some coffee.

Whew... beer... count me in.

Ladies and gents... it's been one heck of a week. You want me to recap it for you?!

OK... fine. You've forced my arm.

- 3 midterms. 1 postponed. Overall slept something along the lines of 16 some odd hours this entire week.

- lost a bit on bear stearns. Am I upset... slightly. I'm more upset that I lost my mojo and have stopped trading for the past week. That loss crippled me. My friends are in worse positions... they're junior analysts for bs and they know they're canned within the next 2 - 3 months. Here's the worst part... they make about 70 - 100k as junior analysts... so they live in nice @ss condos in New York... now that they're about to lose their jobs... and their lease doesn't end for a while...

- worked. A lot.

- I got nothing. I'm done. I'm with alty.

I'm grabbing a beer, cleaning my apartment, cooking dinner, and watching a movie. I'm not going out tonight. Not tonight.

Aww Sneezy, I'm sorry, hope you feel better. Cheers.

F4U, I'm jealous. Want to know what I had for breakfast? Cereal, froot loops to be exact. Ah, the breakfast of champions, NOT!

Another beer for Alty, you're right Sneezy, it's been that kind of day.

Hey, where are my buddies? Anyone out there? I hate it when this happens, I'm all alone again. Sneezy? F4U, Starty, Ihate? Anyone seen Synn? I know HChicky's busy with her mom, but come on, where are the rest of you?

Well, I give up, I'm going to have a snack and play a board game with the kids. Back later.

Alty out.

Sorry alty, you know that I've been bouncing around these forums answering teen questions of "how do I get my ex back..." and "how to pass a drug test"...

Have fun with your kids... it's a quiet Friday night here in the atl... but I think I'm being dragged out to a club/lounge downtown. I'm being dragged by my collar. My plans for laundry + cleaning + movie are being crushed. Darn friends. Leave me be!

I had the Historian again... lol
I loved it, I may be getting hooked on ma lattes again... not good, not good at all!

Hello all.

It's 4am. Just got back. Um... have to wake up in about 3.5 hours to go to work.

Yep. So... everyone doing OK? Anyone?

'ello, 'ello, my friends (and Sneezy, my sweet)...

Still enjoying time with Mum... miss the e-conversations here in my coffeeshop though!

Off for coffee... :) Think I'll get the Historian!

I missed everyone, you're all off line.

Sneezy, sorry that your plans were thwarted by your friends, maybe next weekend. Do you have enough clean underwear to last the week?

HChicky, I'm glad you're having fun with your mom, is she getting a Historian too? Sorry I missed you, I got to sleep in. Ahhhh!

Were's Starty? Synn is MIA and F4U is probably asleep. What about IHate, anyone seen him? Hmmm, my timing sucks.

Synn went home from work sick yesterday morning about 11 am, and she's been too sick to get to the computer since then.

I've slept like 18 of the last 24 hours. (sorry, Sneezy--not rubbing it in, I just literally crashed that hard with the Crud that's going around).

It's STILL snowing here---been snowing for well over 24 hours now. We have at least 10 inches on the ground.

First full day of spring in Minnesota, and it drops this icky white stuff on us.

Oh Synn, I'm sorry to hear that you're still feeling so poorly. Get plenty of rest, drink lots of orange juice, water, chicken noodle soup, sorry it's the mom in me, should I tuck you in and read you a story?;)

Okay, let's pour some salt in the wound, the snow here is almost all gone. I can see my dead grass, the Canadian geese are coming home and a murder of crows was picking at my garbage can yesterday. I'm optimistic that spring is here to stay, but, as all Canadians know all to well, if you don't like the weather, wait a minute, we could well have a blizzard tonight that dumps 2 feet of snow on our heads. Holding my breath.

Well all, I've got to run, doing laundry, cleaning house and going for a walk with the kids and the dogs.

Type at you all later, have a great day, and Synn, get well soon sweetie!

Alty out.

Allo.

Hm. Sleep. It's a luxury I no longer can afford.

Just got back home from work... only to feed my dog, grab an apple, and head out to my other job.

... hopefully (fingers crossed)... I'll sleep tonight. Catch you on the flip side.

Alty: no clean underwear... but you just do what I learned the first week of college... flip it inside out.

Back from work.

... I'm losing my mind. I have to find an apartment to move into by the end of the month or I'll be forced to move to Nashville ;)

Also, I was thinking of implementing my avatar... and I thought I'd be the manly guy that I am and put up a picture of my dog. Is it girly? Absolutely. Will I get made fun of? Probably. I couldn't care less. I love my dog.

Pick my avatar.

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Ack. Friends are dragging me out again. Apparently, I'm not supposed to "sit around"... ugh. Stupid friends.

Oh, pick your puppy, she's sooooo cute. I could just eat her up! Besides, chicks like a compassionate, caring, sensitive, guy. Right HChicky?:confused:

Sneezy, if my husband sees this he'll kill me, but I'm going to let you in on a little secret when it comes to dirty underwear that my husband swears by. Yellow in front, brown in back. Ewwww, let's just say I use tongs when doing the laundry.:eek:

ISFyyyyyyy, I hope you enjoy not sitting around , I also love your puppy!
Alty!! YUCKY!

Wow. Um...

... well... as far as dirty underwear goes, sorry. I'm partially ocd (not clinically... but the crowd tells me that I am) so I actually clean pretty often... vacuum/dust/wipe once a week... so yeah. Can't relate.

As far as the picture, which one? Sleeping or awake?

Starty, I have kids, sometimes Yucky is the best I can do.:rolleyes:

Isn't Sneezy's pup just adorable. What's her name Sneezy?:confused:

Ya, I know another YUCK when I see one... Nice to meet you lol
Sneezy both... love the pics!

Her name is Lily _____ (insert my last name there).

5 - 6 lb (depending on if she's eaten... she's a cow) long haired chihuahua. Runs around like she's hyped up on something most of the time... never yelps. Never whines. Never barks. That's her motto.

Awww, I love the name Lily!
K, cleaned the whole house for tomorrow, I think I broke my back but not sure...
We went on a really nice hike today, so nice out!

This may sound weird, but I always loved the name Lily... and I actually wanted to date this girl named Lily... but it would have been a bit weird. Lily, meet lily. LILY! PUT IT DOWN! LILY! STOP!! NO!!

Yeah...

Anyway, I'm out for the night... be back at god-knows-when... work @ 730am. Whoop.

Have fun and try and get some sleep silly!

Goodnight Sneezy, good night Lily, be a good girl while Daddy's out, don't eat his underwear, he doesn't have many left.:p

Hee hee...
Alty, see you a little later, I need to go finsh up! Have a good night sweet lady!

Good night my sweet, don't work to hard, it'll all be messy again tomorrow.

When I don't have clean underwear, I just go commando.

Which is way better than wearing dirty underwear, imo.

I thought you might say something like that Synn.
For me though, there will never be a day that my undies aren't clean, I am the laundry queen so I always have whitey tighty's! LOL
Alty, I know it will be messy tomorrow, but it had to be done, I just had to get the silly stuff like dusting, and bathrooms! I am having a luke warm cup of coffee and waiting for all the basket ball games to get over so I can watch my movie!! Relaxing now... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Synn, LMAO, commando, hee,hee. Nope, not me, I'd rather wear my bikini bottoms than go commando. I like something to keep me warm, after all, I live in Canada.:D

Starty - Enjoy your lukewarm coffee and your movie. I'm hitting the sack early tonight, after I play Easter Bunny and hide all the stuff.:)

Hip,hop,hip,hop, here comes Alty Cotton tail, hopping down the bunny trail.:cool: