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And a nice one at that!!

Now I see you 2 chicks are going to gang up on me when I f**k up.

woe be me when the shoes drop(maybe they'll drop off the edge of the bed though,,,hmmm ponder,ponder...)

I have been on celexa since my Lakota(elkhound) got run over.Just sent me in a year long tailspin.since I came back in here I have come to terms with the loss better,the meds just made it less than deadly,,,know what I mean?

GADS I am tired now,you 2 are going to wear me out....AHHHH cool.

Both are added and we will begin the next phase in international peace keeping soon.

Got to go read and sleep.

have a good night everyone,see you in the funny papers tomorrow.

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They're dropping like flies Alty... what did we do? Muwahahahaha!

Seriously, I'm sorry to hear about your dog Ken. I do know how that feels too. When stalker boy broke into my house, he stole my dogs that I loved with all my heart! I've never seen them since. I also had a dog that I adored, killed by a hit and run driver. I now have my Niki, and I'm overprotective mommie! I have my vet bill for $323.64 from today at the vet to prove it! No C'mas presents for none of you! ;)

G'nite Ken... sleep well!

OK starby I tried to call that # you gave me and who do I get?? THE RCMP!!

So much for international peace keeping!!

What were you thinking??

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OK starby I tried to call that # you gave me and who do I get?????????????????THE RCMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much for international peace keeping!!!!!!

What were you thinking????

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Whaaaaatttt?? The RCMP? :eek: Are you sure you dialed right? I'll go look and make sure I wrote it down right. That's weird! LOL!

Nope, I wrote it down right! You must have dialed one # off or something! ;)

JUST KIDDING,, relax,don't do it,when you want to get to it...

But it was a good morning kick in the pants...


This is what we would do when we had a HOCKEY get together and would want a pizza delivered,when the caller would ask the number for the shop,it was the police station we would give them(they were normally too f**ked up to realize that)When the cops answered, well,they were good natured,most times...

And then there were none!

Hmmm,chased off them 'nadiens,, haven't po'd anyone on the site today,, yet.What to do, what to do?

Oh yeah, Hey Starby! Any heat yet?

I'm here, Starby's getting all dolled up, just for you Ken. Yup, it's hair cut time, and maybe a color.

I talked to her around an hour ago, she was just heading out. Her furnace is kaput, gone, done, no longer running. She's freezing her arse off.

I told her to get her butt here, I invited her for Christmas, but she could come early. I have heat. ;)

Dolled up, You must think I am a Kendoll or something!! :p

Had her going this AM,Mounties indeed...

Maybe I could get you to call for a pizza?

Need the number?

***Note to self:Look for that FBI number in Quantico***

I'm not that gullible Ken, I've been around the block a few times, can't fool me. ;)

Starby's getting pretty for you Ken, she can be your barbie girl, blonde, skinny, pretty, breasts that can knock your eyes out. Great, now she really is going to kill me! ;)

Hey, do you have heat? Maybe she can come stay with you for a few years. ;)

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I'm not that gullible Ken, I've been around the block a few times, can't fool me. ;)

Starby's getting pretty for you Ken, she can be your barbie girl, blonde, skinny, pretty, breasts that can knock your eyes out. Great, now she really is going to kill me! ;)

Hey, do you have heat? Maybe she can come stay with you for a few years. ;)

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LMAO... A few years huh??

You won't call for a pizza then??

Some friend you are... :(

Might be time for ol starby to get some assistance for that furnace... wonder if she asked the US govment for a bail out,in the interest of international relations of coarse... Heck,maybe we all should ask for a few billion,can't hurt to ask,right?

Fine, I'll call for a pizza, can I have your credit card number so I can order it? ;)

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Hee, hee, ol Starby, now you're dead too! Sleep with one eye open, she's going to be mad. ;)

If you don't ask you don't get. I say we should all ask, who knows, it might happen. The suns got to shine on a dogs arse some day.

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Fine, I'll call for a pizza, can I have your credit card number so I can order it? ;)



Hee, hee, ol Starby, now you're dead too! Sleep with one eye open, she's going to be mad. ;)

If you don't ask you don't get. I say we should all ask, who knows, it might happen. The suns got to shine on a dogs arse some day.

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So what's wrong with that statement... ol starby??

It's a familiarity thingy,you know, a nickname, HEY... Thats a GREAT new nickname for her... hehehehehehe(little devils horns a commin out now... see see? )

Remember,you started it!:D

Credit card number... XXXXXX_XXXXXXX,care of USA Dept. of treasury.

NOW where is my pizza?

Pizza's in the mail, along with your cheque. ;)

I started it? Did I? Um, ah, you helped! ;)

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little devils horns a commin out now... see see?

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Come closer, let's take a look. Ah, yes, you are a little devil. Me likey! ;)

NAW that's the pointed tail, look up here^^^, no silly that's the back of my head.. geeesh.

I helped? I am innocent... OH yeah,that ISM is back I see

Innocent? Innocent? Ha, I know innocent, you ain't it. ;)

But I thought your horns where under here. Oh, that's not a horn. Are you just happy to see me? ;)

And yes, I do like a little devil, can't help it, bad boys are fun! ;)

I am an angel really,sorry to disappoint you.

I am a good boy,oh yeah, boys don't get this big,I AM A MAN.

And you didn't even ask about my ISM?

Not interested in it then? OK NP

Okay, tell me about your ISM, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)

An angel? An angel? Tee, hee, giggle, giggle, whatever you say dear. ;)

ISM= Incredibly Short Memory

Alcoholism,the results of alcohol and incredibly short memories.

So youhave a short memory? Is anything else short? ;)

I'm on the phone with Starby, she says I'm bad. Do you agree?

Alcohol good, in small amounts, 1 beer an hour. ;)

Short,sure lets see...

Attention span... memory.. oh did I say that... umm.. hair... sighted... life expectancy... nails... ex... time on this earth.. memory... already said that... temper on pain pills... of compassion for idiots,even smart idiots... wow this could take all night.

Be back soon,got to rest the brain,it hurts thinking 'bout these shortnesses.