Ask Me Help Desk - For our sweet Chery

"Date" or dinner "slate?"

Afleck likes my big bill and my lovely painted web nails! He thinks my two feathers, and my nicely groomed fuzz is a great new trend! He thinks the Duck is sexy!

YouTube - Duck Sexy

Oh... OK... Ducks never learn...

YouTube - Donald Duck - Cured Duck (1945)

You called me Stringer? Did I answer? ;)

I must have been out, sorry I missed your call. :(

We'll connect one day, don't you worry, I've got your number dear. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

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Boy, with all the trails and situations going on now with a lot of my friends here, and my family, I find this short slide so uplifting. Yes it is simple and probably "old" information but it is still true now and will always be. So, this is my little gift to you today, be well, feel good, and keep on, you are stronger than you believe. You haven't even begun to test yourself.

Sometimes when I get down or blue with all that can happen I play this (and others) to help. And it does, because I believe that each of us is responsible for their own happiness, success, and answers.......

That, of course does not mean that we can't use a shoulder from time to time. I have had many mentors and friends over the years (and now) that have offered me "that shoulder" but almost all of them have said "you can do this," ....one more time.

Stringer

Tears streaming down my face as I see all the ways I fall and fail each day... this lifts me up to run the good race, to finish the race and not grow weary with thoughts of disgrace. Thank you Stringer! Today has been a difficult day. You have brought sunshine back to me. :)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Afleck likes my big bill and my lovely painted web nails! He thinks my two feathers, and my nicely groomed fuzz is a great new trend! He thinks the Duck is sexy!

YouTube - Duck Sexy

Starby, how do you find such things you silly little Duckster?? Cute. :p

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Oh...OK....Ducks never learn.........

YouTube - Donald Duck - Cured Duck (1945)

I knew that was you dressed in a Duck suit Stwingy! I hit you over the head with a bwroom... ha ha ha! Can't fool meeeee! What a temper that Sheriff has got! :eek:

Do you 'member the night we danced?

YouTube - Donald & Daisy Duck Jitterbug

I have to be sneaky around the Sheriff, Rebby!

Duckster, you have your work cut out for you, trying to be sneaky around the Sheriff. He has eyes in the back of his head!! LOL Not to mention the Deputy in the dark corner recesses of the Castle, always being vigilant, watching, knowing!!

Yep, I guess in all fairness we should disclose now that the Deputy is being fitted X-ray goggles, suit of armor (sorry Start), a machine gun that fires paint bullets (not wanting to hurt the Duck) that splash permanent bright orange paint all over the subject (Duck) that cannot be washed off. And a night "duckscope" for this machine gun...

He is ready for the constant chase and pursuit of the ONE feathered Duckie... hahahahahahahahahaha...

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Duckster, you have your work cut out for you, trying to be sneaky around the Sheriff. He has eyes in the back of his head!!! LOL Not to mention the Deputy in the dark corner recesses of the Castle, always being vigilant, watching, knowing!!!

Ssssssssshhhhhh princess, they will think that I am an alien from outer space... :eek:

The Duck has big eyes! She will watch out for that Sheriff and the Deputy!

I'm so mad Rebby! I just wrote you such a long letter, and I was going to send it to Momma too, and the whole darn thing just vanished from my screen! I don't write my letter in Microsoft word, never have, and actually don't know how. So I don't have the option of writing a bit and then saving. I honestly have never learned how to do that. But boy am I MAD!!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yep, I guess in all fairness we should disclose now that the Deputy is being fitted X-ray goggles, suit of armor (sorry Start), a machine gun that fires paint bullets (not wanting to hurt the Duck) that splash permanent bright orange paint all over the subject (Duck) that cannot be washed off. And a night "duckscope" for this machine gun.......

He is ready for the constant chase and pursuit of the ONE feathered Duckie......hahahahahahahahahaha.....

:eek::eek: Heyyyyy! And I have two feathers remember? You gave me another feather you sneaky Sheriff you! Traitor! And where did you get this cash to buy all of these toys that the Deputy has... huh? We found your gold and your money remember?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I knew that was you dressed in a Duck suit Stwingy! I hit you over the head with a bwroom...ha ha ha!! Can't fool meeeee!! What a temper that Sheriff has got! :eek:

Do you 'member the nite we danced?

YouTube - Donald & Daisy Duck Jitterbug

I have to be sneaky around the Sheriff, Rebby!

You see Duckie, I am still quite the dancer...

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

:eek::eek: Heyyyyy!! And I have two feathers remember? You gave me another feather you sneaky Sheriff you!! Traitor!! And where did you get this cash to buy all of these toys that the Deputy has...huh?? We found your gold and your money remember?

I am afraid that further research into this matter is necessary on your part DUCK.

1. It has been stated early this week in my post that you have been reduced to one feather and all "fuzz" is to be removed permanently.

2. You were mislead, misguided and confused (again); what the Deputy and I let you find was nothing more than Fool's Gold and Confederate Certificate Money, both worthless...

But rest assured that... we still love you and like playing with you!:D:D

But... but you and the Deputy took nakie pics of me and the bunny and sold them on Ebay! We know you got paid! We will search till we find your stash of cash! The Duck and the Bunny don't come cheap you know!

Ducky, is it true, is all the money conterfeit? But we spent some of it, we went to the bar, had drinks, danced on the tables and... oh, I wasn't supposed to mention that. Ooops. :o

What are we going to do?

I think we should steal the Sheriffs credit card, we'll max out the card, go on a cruise, find an island that's bunny and ducky friendly, somewhere that they'll never find us.

Grab the cabana boys, they'll help us distract the Sheriff and then I'll swipe his wallet. :)

Alty... snap out of it.

STEP BACK AND SMELL THE DUCK, smell the cooked duckie, just image the taste...

Poor ducky wucky.

You know, on a serious matter...

I do not use my credit cards on line much at all, once in the last three or four months. I called Ticketmaster to order those tickets for the Rockettes the day before Thanksgiving.

We got a call from our credit card company asking us if we charged $517.00 at a children's store in New York City. Of course we haven't been to New York. We said no and they took the charge off our bill, canceled the card and sent us new ones... Thank goodness that they were checking huh?

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Originally Posted by spyderglass

Poor ducky wucky.

Yep, I hear she wants a surgical change... to try to become human... with one hair on top... :) hee hee

Yeah, I glad it turned out okay. I used to work for a credit card company and you wouldn't believe how many people would call in and tell me about how their card was used.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ducky, is it true, is all the money conterfeit? But we spent some of it, we went to the bar, had drinks, danced on the tables and...... oh, I wasn't supposed to mention that. Ooops. :o

What are we going to do?

I think we should steal the Sheriffs credit card, we'll max out the card, go on a cruise, find an island that's bunny and ducky friendly, somewhere that they'll never find us.

Grab the cabana boys, they'll help us distract the Sheriff and then I'll swipe his wallet. :)

Grab onto my back Bunny! You know what to do with the poop bullets! Pawchoo... pawchoo... pawchoo... right in the Sheriff's face! Let's fly! I'll spread my wings and you hop on! The Sheriff will never notice the missing Credit Card until it's gone! I've alerted the Cabana boyz! They are waiting for us at that Tiki Bar! It's a Saturday night! Time for Duckies, Bunnies, and Spideys to have sum fun! Woot Woot!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Grab onto my back Bunny!! You know what to do with the poop bullets!! Pawchoo....pawchoo...pawchoo.....right in the Sheriff's face!! Let's fly!! I'll spread my wings and you hop on! The Sheriff will never notice the missing Credit Card until it's gone! I've alerted the Cabana boyz!! They are waiting for us at that Tiki Bar!! It's a Saturday nite!! Time for Duckies, Bunnies, and Spideys to have sum fun!! Woot Woot!!

Take notice Spydie, she is trying to take you down THAT ROAD to damnation... :eek:

Wooooweeee!
HA, it's nice to know someone else uses the word woot.
HUZZAH!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Take notice Spydie, she is trying to take you down THAT ROAD to damnation.....:eek:

Then to hell and beyond Starbs!:p

Stringy, I would join you in the duck hunt, but I seem to remember you saying that you liked Hassenpfeffer. I asked you if you could eat a cute widdle bunny, you didn't bat an eye, you said that you could, would, have and will again.

I'm sticking with the duck, a bunny can't be too careful these days. :)

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Originally Posted by spyderglass

Then to hell and beyond Starbs!:p

Then I see, the line has been drawn in the sand... ha

Ok, my lovely wife is waiting upstairs for her loving husband to come to bed, draw your own conclusions... night now.:p

Stringer, you didn't have to tell us that, you're just trying to make us jealous. Mean Stringer. ;)

Say hi to Marta for me, when you're done of course. ;)

Night night stringer!

Fine! We will go back to the castle, and you and Marta can have your party, and we'll have our own then! :P The Sheriff has to clean up the castle in the morning! Muwaahahahahaha!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringy, I would join you in the duck hunt, but I seem to remember you saying that you liked Hassenpfeffer. I asked you if you could eat a cute widdle bunny, you didn't bat an eye, you said that you could, would, have and will again.

I'm sticking with the duck, a bunny can't be too careful these days. :)

"Stringer, you didn't have to tell us that, you're just trying to make us jealous. Mean Stringer." -Alty

;)

Um, Starby, I like you and Spydie tons, I really do, but I don't want to party with you the way Stringer parties with Marta. ;)

I do agree though, Stringer gets cleanup duty. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

"Stringer, you didn't have to tell us that, you're just trying to make us jealous. Mean Stringer." -Alty

;)

Oh sure, wink at me, give me hope, pour salt on the wound why don't you? :(

I'm going to go have a cigarette, HA! Yup, a nice cigarette, can't you feel the smoke tickle your lungs as you inhale? Mmmmmm, soooooo gooooood. :D:cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Um, Starby, I like you and Spydie tons, I really do, but I don't want to party with you the way Stringer parties with Marta. ;)

I do agree though, Stringer gets cleanup duty. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
Stringy, I would join you in the duck hunt, but I seem to remember you saying that you liked Hassenpfeffer. I asked you if you could eat a cute widdle bunny, you didn't bat an eye, you said that you could, would, have and will again.

I'm sticking with the duck, a bunny can't be too careful these days.

[B]"Stringer, you didn't have to tell us that, you're just trying to make us jealous. Mean Stringer." -Alty[/B

"Alty, you didn't have to tell us that, you're just trying to make us jealous. Mean Alty." -Stringer

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Um, Starby, I like you and Spydie tons, I really do, but I don't want to party with you the way Stringer parties with Marta. ;)

I do agree though, Stringer gets cleanup duty. :)

No... we have male strippers coming! When the Sheriffs away... the girls will play! :D

Stringing people along... ;)

Stringer says I'm mean. I'm not mean, I'm a big softie. Go ahead, touch my powder puff tail, it's soft as can be. Hey, no pulling the tail! :(

Well, everyone else knows you aren't mean..
Would you like a carrot?

Can I have two carrots? I've been a very good bunny. :)

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