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  • Sep 26, 2008, 08:50 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Momma, he's glad that he killed Molly, he's grinning from ear to ear. He killed Molly, and she tried so hard, but she just couldn't swim, not with most of her stuffing coming out. Poor wee Molly, she was courageous to the end. It's all Stwingers fault. :(

    But really, gotta go, gotta clean, if I don't do it now I'll be here all day, and I'd love to, but I really can't.

    So, have a great day Stwingy, I'll probably pop in from time to time during a coffee break. :)

    k.. go WORK... I am going to try to take it easy today; we'll see, whenever I try this it always turns into a day from H*LL...

    But please, don't let me hold you back hon... go, work, work, work, sweat, sweat, sweat... I'll just sit here and watch you work... K?

    By the way... "ya do GOOD work!" :D:D:D:cool:
  • Sep 26, 2008, 09:03 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I've been to the Polynesian Cultural Centre, I loved it! :)

    Wiggy and I went to Hawaii on our honeymoon, I love Hawaii, can't wait to go back one day, maybe when the kids are a bit older. :)

    Grrr, I can't stay long, I really have to clean house today. I hate it when life interferes with my AMHD time. :(

    Absolutely wonderful wasn't it? That was my second trip, Marta's first trip. She also made me promise to take her back, we want to see the other Islands. We saw Maui and Oahu... I also saw the big Island; Hawaii... (very commercial though on the big island)
  • Sep 26, 2008, 09:17 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Hey! Nice pic you got for our Stringer here M!

    Starby, are you really a super duck? Or are you acting??? I think both, lol! dry up your blurred eyes and watch carefully. now count from the right, no left! 1, 2, STOP! Here is Mr Stringer!

    I still can't see him Unky! All I can see is a shirtless man. Are there more people in the picture? :p:p
  • Sep 26, 2008, 12:18 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Synn, I'm glad you found it, I would have PM'd everyone but that's alot of people! ;)

    Chery is such a wonderful person, it's so wonderful seeing all these people come here to offer her support, hugs, love and well wishes. I know she appreciates it, and so do I. :)

    I really do appreciate it a lot...

    Starby and Alty, I thank you again for what you have done for me here. AND that you and Stringer really keep me busy trying to figure out which one of you is up to what next... I love this interaction... but you still are going to get three lashes with a wet noodle before I dish out those hugs!


    Now, let's give back the whips, dolls, and stop tattle tailing on each other and be nice for a few days, OK? And no pulling hair or sticking out tongues either. I thought I raised you all to act better than that.


    Friend, I know you did your best, but it's hard to keep your eyes on this wild bunch of basically wonderful babies - just be a little patient and they'll hopefully remember my basic rules (I hope). So, after giggling a bit after reading to catch up, I'll take a deep breath and wait till you all get into a line (shortest first) to get your lashes and hugs. None of you will be left out, so get in line for my touch love...

    And NO, I will not send you to your rooms, because I know what you all have hidden in there just for these special occasions - you'll have too much fun with your Internet and other toys, so if you act up, you'll be sitting at the bottom of the stairs watching everyone else have a good time.

    Synnen, thanks so much for joining us here. I know your are busy with the teens and those with very personal sexual identity issues and am glad you found the time to drop in. Don't be a stranger.

    Guess what, Magprob is back! Now, that makes me one happy camper. I missed his sense and insight of the truth and loved to exchange ideas with him. I hope he won't leave us again without letting me know first.

    I added a few pictures to the AMHD gallery and hope that we will find out how to access this feature... will probably have to ask Curley Ben or J_9 how we can all benefit from sharing this 'album' - then I will add some pictures of last weekend with my family.

    My Jaime and Alexander are in Missouri now, and I hope they have a wonderful time with their 'family' there. It will be the first time that Alex and his Mom meet his other grandparents - and I promise not to get too jealous.

    Alty, and Starby dears, it's OK to post my address here again.. but just this thread - it's where those that know me,and I can trust come to see where they can send me their postcards - and I really loved the ones I receive so far. I even took pictures of them and will place them in the gallery or here - so be on the lookout. Manx's picture is included too.

    So, now that I've worn myself out reading and responding till my legs hurt, I'll call it a day for now and get back with you later. Once my legs feel better I'll call out for you to line up for your hugs!

    TTFN,
    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_30_126.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_165_10.gif
  • Sep 26, 2008, 12:30 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery View Post
    I really do appreciate it a lot...

    Starby and Alty, I thank you again for what you have done for me here. AND that you and Stringer really keep me busy trying to figure out which one of you is up to what next... I love this interaction.... but you still are going to get three lashes with a wet noodle before I dish out those hugs!


    Now, let's give back the whips, dolls, and stop tattle tailing on each other and be nice for a few days, OK? And no pulling hair or sticking out tongues either. I thought I raised you all to act better than that.


    Friend, I know you did your best, but it's hard to keep your eyes on this wild bunch of basically wonderful babies - just be a little patient and they'll hopefully remember my basic rules (I hope). So, after giggling a bit after reading to catch up, I'll take a deep breath and wait till you all get into a line (shortest first) to get your lashes and hugs. None of you will be left out, so get in line for my touch love...

    and NO, I will not send you to your rooms, because I know what you all have hidden in there just for these special occasions - you'll have too much fun with your Internet and other toys, so if you act up, you'll be sitting at the bottom of the stairs watching everyone else have a good time.

    Synnen, thanks so much for joining us here. I know your are busy with the teens and those with very personal sexual identity issues and am glad you found the time to drop in. Don't be a stranger.

    Guess what, Magprob is back! Now, that makes me one happy camper. I missed his sense and insight of the truth and loved to exchange ideas with him. I hope he won't leave us again without letting me know first.

    I added a few pictures to the AMHD gallery and hope that we will find out how to access this feature... will probably have to ask Curley Ben or J_9 how we can all benefit from sharing this 'album' - then I will add some pictures of last weekend with my family.

    My Jaime and Alexander are in Missouri now, and I hope they have a wonderful time with their 'family' there. It will be the first time that Alex and his Mom meet his other grandparents - and I promise not to get too jealous.

    Alty, and Starby dears, it's OK to post my address here again.. but just this thread - it's where those that know me,and I can trust come to see where they can send me their postcards - and I really loved the ones I receive so far. I even took pictures of them and will place them in the gallery or here - so be on the lookout. Manx's picture is included too.

    So, now that I've worn myself out reading and responding till my legs hurt, I'll call it a day for now and get back with you later. Once my legs feel better I'll call out for you to line up for your hugs!

    TTFN,
    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_30_126.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_165_10.gif

    LOVE you Chery... but, but, but I did nuttin'... honest... I didn't really... IT WAS ALL THOSE GWIRLS... Not me...

    I think I need that great big HUG... just about NOW... please... I'll keep them locked in their rooms... I turned off the electricity... hee hee... :D:rolleyes:;)
  • Sep 26, 2008, 12:55 PM
    Chery
    It's OK Stringer, darling. You will all get your share of hugs after the lashes. I am very fair in dishing out equally, so just get over it and share some quality time with Marta until I come back.

    The way the world is acting today, the little things the 'girls' did are peanuts and we will just start a new day after sleeping on it... the important thing is to keep this family together, even with our little spats.

    Night, night, honey, tomorrow will be a better day.

    Oh, by the way, breakfast at my place - french toast with cinnamon or honey - and NO let's not ask for extra stuff, it will only make me do more work.. OK. (unless you want to get up early and help me... I thought not)

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_11_2.gif
  • Sep 26, 2008, 01:11 PM
    Chery
    I just got this in email and couldn't go without sharing this first... typos or not, it's SUPER!

    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
    3 kids each for six weeks.

    Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

    There is no fast food.

    Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects , cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

    In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

    Each man must remember the birthdaysof all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

    Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

    He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

    He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

    Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

    The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleepand all chores are done.

    The men must shave their legs, wear make-up daily, adorn himself with jewellery, wear < STRONG> uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

    During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

    They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

    They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

    A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up

    The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

    If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

    After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you
    think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can
    handle it. Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.


    And the winner is........

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif Night, Night all.

  • Sep 26, 2008, 01:31 PM
    Alty

    I got it too Chery and I love it. Those poor guys wouldn't last a week. ;)

    I promise to be good Chery, I'll take my noodle lashes like a big girl, I bet Stwingy will cry his eyes out, he's a big baby. ;)

    I'm so glad that your smilies are back, I missed them.

    I too have started a photo album here on AMHD, I'll try and take a look at yours right away. :)

    Night sweet Momma C, love you lots and big hugs. :)
  • Sep 26, 2008, 02:03 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery View Post
    It's OK Stringer, darling. you will all get your share of hugs after the lashes. I am very fair in dishing out equally, so just get over it and share some quality time with Marta until I come back.

    The way the world is acting today, the little things the 'girls' did are peanuts and we will just start a new day after sleeping on it... the important thing is to keep this family together, even with our little spats.

    Night, night, honey, tomorrow will be a better day.

    Oh, by the way, breakfast at my place - french toast with cinnamon or honey - and NO let's not ask for extra stuff, it will only make me do more work.. OK. (unless you want to get up early and help me... I thought not)

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_11_2.gif

    NOT arguing MOMMA... I am right... they are wrong, it is just that simple... hee hee
  • Sep 26, 2008, 02:05 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery View Post
    I just got this in email and couldn't go without sharing this first... typos or not, it's SUPER!

    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
    3 kids each for six weeks.

    Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

    There is no fast food.

    Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects , cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

    In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

    Each man must remember the birthdaysof all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

    Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

    He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

    He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

    Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

    The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleepand all chores are done.

    The men must shave their legs, wear make-up daily, adorn himself with jewellery, wear < STRONG> uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

    During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

    They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

    They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

    A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up

    The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

    If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

    After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you
    think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can
    handle it. Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.


    And the winner is........

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif Night, Night all.


    Why is this a problem?
  • Sep 26, 2008, 02:09 PM
    starbuck8

    I'll get up early with you Momma! I'll be gone for awhile, cause I'm going to go to the garden and pick blueberries, raspberries, and strawberries, to have with our French Toast... yummmy... yummy... yummy! I help you clean the dishes too Momma... I will... promise! French toast sounds better than wet noodles! ;) I'll take my punishment like a big girl though. Anything for a HUG from Momma!

    Of course I will not post your address anywhere else my sweets. Just here where you originally posted it. I can't wait to see your pics, and the ones from your great wkd! I hope it doesn't take too long for my pkg and postcards to get there. They were mailed last Friday and then more again on Monday again I think, so I guess we'll see how long it takes them to come. Like I said, there are several.

    I hope you get some rest, and your legs and hands are nicer to you!!
    Here's a couple songs... a little sax for you! :D

    YouTube - Stevie Wonder - Isn't She Lovely

    YouTube - Kenny G - Endless Love

    (Gotta watch the last, just for the kitty's and puppy's... oh so cute!)
  • Sep 26, 2008, 02:33 PM
    Synnen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Why is this a problem?

    So... you shave your legs and wear uncomfortable but stylish shoes, maintain your eyebrows, and wear makeup daily?
  • Sep 26, 2008, 03:29 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen View Post
    So....you shave your legs and wear uncomfortable but stylish shoes, maintain your eyebrows, and wear makeup daily?

    Well I don't know how you meant that as I don't see any indication like a smiley or something of that nature. But... I think you are a nice person and you wouldn't mean it in a bad way:D

    No... not quite sweet... but I was never afraid to do all the things mentioned by Chery that consisted of taking care of my kids. Ex-wife left so many times that I became an expert and I learned what it took to work, go home cook, feed, dress and care for them each night by myself. I earned their love, respect and admiration because I did it... Not because I had to, I loved them.:)

    So... do I use "LIPSTICK":rolleyes:, prune, and wear those pointy shoes... no but I do use deodorant; a very nice smelling one too:rolleyes:... or so Marta tells me:eek:... hee hee.
  • Sep 26, 2008, 04:48 PM
    starbuck8

    I'm glad everyone liked the email I sent y'all Momma C. I LOVED IT!

    Strwingy... since you tore my dress and messed up my hair, I think you should have to wear lipstick and pointy shoes for at least a week!. and shave those legs will you? :p
  • Sep 26, 2008, 06:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I'm glad everyone liked the email I sent y'all Momma C. I LOVED IT!!

    Strwingy...since you tore my dress and messed up my hair, I think you should have to wear lipstick and pointy shoes for at least a week!...and shave those legs will ya? :p

    YIKES!! LOOK at 'um... wow! :D
  • Sep 27, 2008, 12:20 AM
    starbuck8

    Music girl here! A few oldies that were re-made.

    YouTube - Take Six- How deep is your love


    YouTube - Destiny's Child - Emotion

    (I was having a Saturday Night Fever moment there I guess... LOL)

    YouTube - Tesla - What You Give

    ... I hope you remember this band Momma C! I love them!
  • Sep 27, 2008, 03:26 AM
    Unknown008

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by String..er
    There are all Mormons from the local college that work at the Polynesian Cultural Center on Maui. And I am sorry but I am not standing on the right of the picture (as Unky said) I am next to my lovely wife. See if you are a GOOD GIRL...you could get to go to Hawaii.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by me
    Starby, are you really a super duck? Or are you acting??? I think both, lol! dry up your blurred eyes and watch carefully. now count from the right, no left! 1, 2, STOP! Here is Mr Stringer!

    You too having tears Stringer?:rolleyes:

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Starby
    I still can't see him Unky! All I can see is a shirtless man. Are there more people in the picture?:p:p

    Starby! LOL!! You'll always surprise me:p!! I could cut that pic and show only Stringer so that there's not one else on that pic but I prefer not to, this is a too good pic to be cut by my clumsy hand. You would perhaps see only the feet, or the head:eek:!!
  • Sep 27, 2008, 02:15 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I got it too Chery and I love it. Those poor guys wouldn't last a week. ;)

    I promise to be good Chery, I'll take my noodle lashes like a big girl, I bet Stwingy will cry his eyes out, he's a big baby. ;)

    I'm so glad that your smilies are back, I missed them.

    I too have started a photo album here on AMHD, I'll try and take a look at yours right away. :)

    Night sweet Momma C, love you lots and big hugs. :)

    I asked the 'Mods' about the best way to share your picture albums with everyone, and the best we came up with was to either send the link in the post, or place the link in our signatures. I edited my signature today and so my picture album should be easy to reach. I will place some more picture on it tonight - along with pictures of the postcards and other things I received from you lovely kids. Thanks again.
    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_1_37.gif Girls, did you practice today? Good, now change clothes and listen up.

    Now that we have survived this crisis, my little ones, lets all bring our extra make-up with us next time and see if we can play with Stringer. He won't have to wear it for a week, and not the shoes either, but a few hours won't do him any harm, if any make-up at all shows up under all that lovely hair - and I'm sure Marta will have fun helping us.

    Stinger darling, you might be right, but you know from your upbringing, that whenever possible, give in to mother and sisters - you might really need them some time in the future and a happy sister is a more helpful sister - get my drift?

    Alty, I just saw you stick your tongue out, if you do it again, I'll paint it green, so save it darling...

    Gee-sh, just when I thought I was going to have a little peace tonight...

    OK, gather around, it's HUGs time - Stringer first.. cause he's going to be busy worrying about all that make-up - and we know there is no place where he can hide, so move over and let him get his hug first..

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_21.gifAt least it's not permanent Stringer, so go along with it and you'll get an extra hug (just don't tell anybody else). Besides, I have fun putting make-up on others - learned it in beautician school centuries ago.
  • Sep 27, 2008, 02:18 PM
    Stringer

    "Stinger darling, you might be right, but you know from your upbringing, that whenever possible, give in to mother and sisters - you might really need them some time in the future and a happy sister is a more helpful sister - get my drift?"

    Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh... I know Momma, (but they have to try tooooooooo... :(
  • Sep 27, 2008, 02:23 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery View Post
    I asked the 'Mods' about the best way to share your picture albums with everyone, and the best we came up with was to either send the link in the post, or place the link in our signatures. I edited my signature today and so my picture album should be easy to reach. I will place some more picture on it tonight - along with pictures of the postcards and other things I received from you lovely kids. Thanks again.
    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_1_37.gif Girls, did you practice today? Good, now change clothes and listen up.

    Now that we have survived this crisis, my little ones, lets all bring our extra make-up with us next time and see if we can play with Stringer. He won't have to wear it for a week, and not the shoes either, but a few hours won't do him any harm, if any make-up at all shows up under all that lovely hair - and I'm sure Marta will have fun helping us.

    Stinger darling, you might be right, but you know from your upbringing, that whenever possible, give in to mother and sisters - you might really need them some time in the future and a happy sister is a more helpful sister - get my drift?

    Alty, I just saw you stick your tongue out, if you do it again, I'll paint it green, so save it darling...

    Gee-sh, just when I thought I was going to have a little peace tonight...

    OK, gather around, it's HUGs time - Stringer first.. cause he's going to be busy worrying about all that make-up - and we know there is no place where he can hide, so move over and let him get his hug first..

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_21.gifAt least it's not permanent Stringer, so go along with it and you'll get an extra hug (just don't tell anybody else). Besides, I have fun putting make-up on others - learned it in beautician school centuries ago.

    K... HMMMMMMMmmmmm.. that was a really GOOD hug, thanks Momma.

    NOW>>>>>>>>>>>Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww Gwad... no, take that STUFF OFF ME!! It smells too...

    MOMMA!! Just LOOK at the funny smiles that Alty and Starduck have on their widdle faces... EEEEeeeeeeewwwww... they are laughing... SMACK 'UM Momma...SMACK 'UM !!!!! :D:D:D:rolleyes:

    I'll just sit here and watch.. .I'll be good if you SMACK 'UM GOOD..!!!!!!!!

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