I'm sorry but I have to walk away from the computer now and try to compose myself.
I am hysterical!
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I figured as much, Judy ;)
Ahhh, the young heart I once had. If I had created it a few years ago my SN would have been "all_men_are_b@stards"
I swear, that's the funniest thing anyone's posted in years. I will never, ever be able to hear/see the Hanson Brothers again without going nuts.
Maybe I'm tired but this is just a classic. I'm laughing so hard that I'm scaring my dogs.
Are prizes being awarded? If so THIS wins, hands down.
Hey, if I thought I could post that and not be laughed at, then I'm more stupid than people asking for an online pregnancy diagnosis after having their period :D
P.S. MMMBop, b!tch... ;)
Yeah... I was pretty bitter :D
PunkChic = My faaaave hair product by Wella High Hair. :D
Mean Mean Judy!
I am going to change my s/n to Weenis_Toucher. Now that AMHD has taught me what a weenis is.
LOL justy!
Yeah, Justy I should've been WeenisLuvr. I like it because it sounds naughty... but isn't.
Hey Neverme, what's up with your s/n?
Hmm husband came up with mudweiser. It's pretty basic: mudding and budweiser.
I definitely have taken over this account, it was supposed to be us together answering questions but well now I'm here more than he is =)
MRS.S
Twinkie is my Jack Russell terrier. Dooter was my Toy Fox Terrier. I like the name as no one else could come up with such a stupid combination.
Lots of people use their pets names... it's sweet :)
Well, it said Sharyl was taken and I'm quite fond of the word razamataz lol so that's how shazamataz was born :p
Mine shows some of my professions... a doula and lactation counselor. Now I am thinking I should have come up with something more witty... :)
Tickle, has nothing to do with my profession in healthcare ! It just happened to rhyme with my cats name Pickle.
Now some poeople are calling me 'tick' I guess an abbreviation and I kind of caught on it to. I think Bellanger (tom) started it.
Tick
I just think Sunflowers are beautiful in general. The number mostly random.
I just read all these posts and you guys have me in stitches! Loads of laughter. Like you others this is an addiction!
I have long uncontrollable red hair,hed.. cause I have a head!
35 because that's the age where I plan to stick,it's the year I learned the most and achieved a life long dream.
Nickname is murph.. never thought of using it,Doh.
Mine is simple part of my name and my age.
Well Liz that's simple enough! By the way, love your new avi, very pretty
Yours scares me nikosmom lol
You don't like my avi?
:(
Well, that is not me!
Aww Shazzy, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm a softy, really. Unless you ask dumb questions, lol.
Hehe no I've seen your pic in the members pics section, you are bootiful!
It looks like your avi wants to eat someone lol it's funny but scary at the same time :eek:
Thank you Nikomom. Your avi looks like what I wanting to do sometimes, just scream. Daughter drives me crazy at time and I know my son would to as soon as he starts walking and talking.
It looks like a good Halloween avi.
I thought it was possibly you dressed up from last year, NM.
Well thanks, it's my Krazy avi. This is what the whole thing looks like. I know, pretty scary huh?
Yeah liz, I know what you mean about kids, my son will be 2 next month and sometimes it takes every single drop of patience I have to not scream at him like this. But then I look into those big beautiful eyes and feel guilty for even thinking it. :o
Now Justy! That's not even me! Not even on a bad hair day do I think I look this scary!
That's Helena Bonham Carter in Harry Potter, no?
And I'm quite sure I look like that, too. My littlest one is turning 2 on Monday and she is at the point where she's pushing the envelope every time she can... ya'll are lucky I'm not bald :)
It's Bellatrix Lestrange from 'Arry Potter.
Happy Birthday to your daughter, THIS!
Yes oh my goodness, this age is very trying! I have to count down from 10 so many days. My saving grace is that my child doesn't fight me on bed. He insists on being in bed by 7:15. So our only fight is me seeing if I can get him fed, bathed, and ready by his self-imposed deadline.
Wow, if only all kids actually wanted to go to bed! There would be a lot less manic mums out there lol
Yeah my kid is weird in that respect- he LOVES sleep. Sleeps 12-14 hours straight EVERY night. Plus a 3-4 hr during the day. I have no idea how one person sleeps so much but I don't fight him on it. Every night after bath and I put his pajamas on him, he runs, literally runs down the hall to his room and cheers when I get there after him to put him in his crib. If I don't meet him there fast enough, he comes looking for me.
Needless to say, he doesn't care that it's still light out, his little internal clock says bedtime is 7:15.
Hehe, that sounds really cute!
You are the envy of moms everywhere. My little brother is 6 (17 year age gap between him and me eep!) and he is lucky to sleep 8 hours and awakes mum and dad up at 2 every morning because there is 'something' in his room.
My little one is pretty good about bedtime, too. She usually says "NO!" when you tell her it's bedtime but once you get her teeth brushed and her pajamas on, she'll crawl into her own bed, say her prayers with you and lay right down :)
The hardest part of getting her used to the toddler bed was her rolling out. The first few nights she ended up underneath it; she only got out one night the first week, pounding on the door yelling "Mommy!" but got back in bed when she realized that wasn't working LOL
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