I just like to make um laff before I make um cry with the bill yano.

Oh, yah, I know, after I got the bill for the pup who had distemper (which we lost, bless her soul) and after the lengthy treatment of Kimmie (the rottenlab) who had parvo.

You are just like a pet Patch Adams. LOL

I am the coolest dork eva!
Hey tell me wots wif the purple dot I got on my profile comments list? Wots that mean?

Oh, that!! LOL

It just means that a noob either disagreed with you or, in this case, agreed with you. New folks have to have a certain number of posts to be granted the privilege of giving a greenie or a reddie.

Silly, I want blue ones
Green looks like new born skid marks to me

Oh, I need a beer, want one? LOL

I will take that beer around 801 am ty, lol can't drink and practice medicine at the same time I might spill it.

Will keep it on ice for you, but I'll be crashed at 8:01, in the fridge in the garage, and shhhhh, open it quietly. LOL

DEAL!!

Burp

Well, a burp is better than a fart!!

Most of my friends come in the front door and leave out the back door, weird huh