Omg I must learn to read the whole thing before posting..
Aelurophilia: a form of zoophilia—sexual attraction to cats... (fix hides her cat.. just in case)
Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants... Ok
Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence... PMFSL
Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary... Yup I can see the attraction in that... not.
Xylophilia: sexual attraction to wood... errr no comment.

OK I'm done,cant take anymore laughter right now... thanks for the laugh huntersbar...

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Eproctophilia

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Big one in Japan that, honest, I've seen video clips (from my 'Eprotophilia collection' folder!) of women in tight lycra shorts farting on men's faces and chests!

Doesn't do a thing for me thought - honest!

*Remembers to buy more beans for tonights tea*

Reminds me of the thread where I told the woman that her boyfriend was macrophilic.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...ill-81397.html

Still ashamed that I knew the word without looking it up :$

Thinking about it more, it kind of makes me shudder now when I hear the term "me and my boyfriend have dont everything together sexually"... errrr going off the stuff in that list I very much doubt it lmao

fix-what-you-broke, that is a scary thought. "Don everythihg"- let;'s hope not.

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Originally Posted by Capuchin

Reminds me of the thread where i told the woman that her boyfriend was macrophilic.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...ill-81397.html

Still ashamed that I knew the word without looking it up :$

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You should be! I am shocked and appalled! I thought you embodied all that is good and pure here. I am crushed. The only way you would know of such a thing is if you have had this sort of fantasy yourself. Don't try and talk your way out of this, and claim that you heard about it from some benign and innocent source. You are a very dirty little monkey indeed! Oh, for shame.

Giants? What about midgets?