Haha, I am Definitely fashion challenged! I wear bluejeans November to March and Cargo shorts April to October, and golf shirts (98% plain white) all year round.

I own one pair of dress pants, one button down dress shirt and one jacket... for funerals and weddings.

You have a jacket for funerals, I'm impressed

I suffer from Analcranalitis. I have my head up my butt.

My boss calls that a cranial-rectal inversion. What can I call my kid that never stops talking? Does she have yappinitis?

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Originally Posted by Emland

never stops talking? Does she have yappinitis?

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That's diarrheal verbosity :)

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No we're not "housework deficient" we're cleaningphobic ;)

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I've heard no one has ever been shot while doing housework, but why take a chance..?

I've been described as a chronic link-aholic, too

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Originally Posted by CaptainRich

I've heard no one has ever been shot while doing housework, but why take a chance...?!

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I have heard stories of people being shot for NOT doing housework...

Yeah, but I only got nicked...

/makes a note to buy a new scope

I'm clearly bulletproof! They just bounce off, so save yer ammo!