Kick him in the... oh, look at these lovely bags of nuts! No Niki... stop knawing on the bags... those aren't for you!. yucky bags of nuts! Phooey! Get them out of your mouth Niki... oh yuck!!
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Kick him in the... oh, look at these lovely bags of nuts! No Niki... stop knawing on the bags... those aren't for you!. yucky bags of nuts! Phooey! Get them out of your mouth Niki... oh yuck!!
:-O starby, you're older than 35?!
... hmm... you seem... younger than alty. ;)
Oh no you didn't! You little, why I out of, run, run, run!
Nicki, eat the nuts, sic nuts, gobble, gobble, gobble.
Starby, you hold him down, I'm getting the garden shears. :)
... quiet nutless boy! You talk like a little girl!
Widdle Auty... did Sneezy pants make you go cwy?
Don't you CWY!!
Widdle Auty got huh feewings huht...
Ooooooh, that was good Starby.
More, more, do more, make him cry! :)
I'm going to put you over my knee young man. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
You put him over your knee Alty... I'll tie his feet and hang him by his... oh nooo... that won't work... he doesn't have any left!!
We can tickle him with a feather. :)
Put me over your knees alty.
Pwease?
I've been bad.
I don't know what to say to that. He's got me at a loss. :(
Don't butt in to the front of the line! I'm still here waiting for Santa!. Naughty Santa!. you can have your turn later bad elf!
Speaking of elves...
... New Year's Eve... was a quiet night. I took two of my non-drinking buddies to a bar to celebrate. While I was enjoying THEIR complimentary champagnes...
Two LP (little people) got in a fight.
... it was... the best night... ever.
*NOTE* No offense to any LPs.
Starby, are you asking for a spanking too? Um, ah, I like you and all, but you're not my type, even if you have Sneezy's nuts. ;)
I said I was waiting fer "Naughty Santa"... back away from the beer!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Sneezy? Which elf did you take home?
Apparently they were both guys, so he took them both home. Ooops, was I not supposed to tell. ;)
The one with the stubby fingers and the short legs...
... oh wait... oops...
Night all... later.
"All posts are being copied for the trail later..."
Ohhhh! Did they put in a good word to Santa for you Sneezer? Did you get extra special gifts this year? Or did they put you on the naughty list?
Trail? What trail?
Stringer, what are you up to?
I know what Sneezy's up to, his armpits in LP's. :) Are they hot Sneezy? Do you like their big bulging muscles? Hmmmm?
He's always on the naughty list. He's a bad, bad boy. Right Sneezy? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Trail?. What trail?. Are you lost Stwingy?. Should we set out bwead cwumbs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Apparently I'm gay. I wish someone had told me about this.
And stringy, leave a trail of bread crumbs. DON'T GO INTO THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!
It's okay schnukums, we love you no matter what. Right guys? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Awty... let's go see if we can find Hansel and Gretel! I betcha they have a good story for us! I bet they've got Sneezer and Stwingy in compromising pics with the gingerbread man! I hear one has lost a stubby thumb!
We lub our Sneezerkins... he just needs to stop bringing home LP's! Our record player isn't working anymore!
Starby are you horny? ;)
Sorry, Sneezy said it, I just repeated it. Bad Sneezy, bad.
Yes, let us find hansel and Gretel, I'm hungry! :)
re... cord... player?
.. what that?
Horny? Nooo... I'm prickly!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
It spins LP's around until they get dizzy and fly into yer wall!Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
**Click** **click**
**ding** **ding**
Good night... seriously.
Stringy! You finally got yer big break! Yer a big staarrrr! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
I know yer here... I can seeeee you! :p
"What chyou talkin' 'bout duck?!?!?"
I dance with my cats when I come home happy. They are small so I kind of just pick them up and fling them around. I think a nice tall dog would be a better dancing partner. :-) but I can't have dogs in my apartment. :-(
Awww, someone was here to dance and I missed it? LOL! Hi Ladyrose! We have been slackin off on our dance parties. Haha! Join in anytime! We just chat and dance! ;) I'm sure your kitty's are just happy to see you walk through the door when you get home. I know my little girl loves it when I'm being silly and dancing around with her. I hurt my leg, so we haven't had a dance party in awhile, but she just loves it when I pick up her paws and sing to her. She's likely the only one who wants to hear me sing! Haha! :D
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