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Oh, do you guys like my new signature? ;)

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WOW... $3.95... that's CHEAP! :rolleyes:

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WOW...$3.95...that's CHEAP! :rolleyes:

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Really? How do you know? ;) :D

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I'll be there Stringer, just say the word. Marta and I can shop all day, you and Wiggy can play golf and sit around the beach watching the babes walk by. Just remember that you can look but not touch. ;)

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Boy, you girls, we can't even have fun... you sound just like Marta. This morning I had three appointments with some important prospects and when I was leaving Marta came over and placed a BIG ONE right on the lips... I wondered why she kissed me for so long (about two minutes)? She said "that is to remind you that YOU are mine and no one else's guy!" I said OK... :D

Ok is always the best response Stringer, that and a "yes dear". ;)

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Really? How do you know? ;) :D

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I remember, I read it somewhere... I think or someone told me... or... :D:rolleyes:

Back pedal, back pedal. ;)

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OMG, Stringer, get that clone of your's done NOW!

I love my pay tv National Geographic and the History channel too. And there is not one science fiction show that I have missed yet (at least the ones that are aired here). Andromeda is not bad either. I just love Richard Dean Anderson and Kevin Sorbo - wouldn't throw them off the bed.. yes I would because there's more room to play there. Seriously, I think both of them are great actors and don't cause a scene in public, plus have stable family lives... just like you my love. So hurry with that clone..

How about Jeremiah, now... that would be a wacky new world to think of if those greedy nuts keep ruining things for real with their New World Order crap. Let's find an Island and get 'Lost' too. But it's gotta have all the tv shows saved on a huge computer that will last forever. We can choose which re-runs we want to watch after swimming and fishing.

What kind of shows does Marta like?

Who's Wiggy? Did I miss something?

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Another reason... as if I need anymore... that I love her sooo... SHE likes the same type of shows, goes to all the movies I like and I sometimes go to her chick flicks...

AND... she likes American Football; Bears and the Steelers... Remember I told you guys that when we were back in Pittsburgh we went to the Steelers Practice Camp at St Francis College and she went crazy getting autographs from the players,she got 6 and injured a few kids and old people in the process. Gotta love a woman like that......... :D:eek::D:)

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Back pedal, back pedal. ;)

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Yeah... I guess... got me... but a very long time ago in a land far, far away...

That process has helped me build up my calf and ham muscles too... yeah, and I am a salesman...would I EVER lie to YOU?!?!?!:eek::D:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't you love a women like me too? Come on Stringer.

I can use power tools, heck, I can name power tools, I don't mind getting dirty, in fact my mind is in a constant dirty state. ;)

I'm old enough to know a lot of stuff and still young enough to do them. ;)

I don't like football or other sports, but I love commercials when football and other sports are on.

I can cook, I can clean, I am a jack of all trades and a master of none. I am WOMAN, hear me ROAR! :)

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Ok is always the best response Stringer, that and a "yes dear". ;)

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Gospel... Alty... I know... learned it a long, long time ago (also in a land far, far, far away... :))

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Yes he certainly did luck out there my love. I bet he just gets a kick out of you and Starby's transition to children as much as I do. You are multi-talented and have a great big heart.

Thanks to you and Starby for setting me straight on this one.

Here I am, still on, and I was going to play a game..

I too started one day, found this site for an answer and look where it got me.. to this wonderful family and this thread that you and Starby did just for me. I think I found a home-away-from-home here, and appreciate the warmth and love I've received throughout the years. I admit, I'm Addicted! Addicted to the love and super support (let's not forget the postcards and wonderful gifts) from you, my wonderful AMHD family.

I've also enjoyed helping people solve their issues here to the point where I was promoted to an Expert by my peers - that was some super recognition which makes me still proud today. And I will keep on helping as many and for as long as I can. Momma C is never a quitter!

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I'm so glad we all found this site and each other Momma C! What would we do without our AMHD family? :confused: You've helped all of us in so many different ways, and we are all so happy to be part of your family! :D I found AMHD in a really odd sort of way, but I never wanted to leave afterwards! Thank you for all of your emails again today! I always look forward to them, and I always light my candle, whatever the time of day, when I read what you've sent. At this rate, I'm going to be needing a new candle! It's been lit for most of the day today. It just smells so nice. Today it's burned down from the vanilla to the green apple. I should have bought more when I found this one, right away! Like I said, it goes from vanilla to green apple... back again, and so on! :D (It also helps cover the cigarette smoke!. lol)

I'm glad you're feeling well enough to play the games that you like, and write us all!

Muchly! ;)

Hey Ducky, I'm done dinner, call me? :)

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Don't you love a women like me too? Come on Stringer.

I can use power tools, heck, I can name power tools, I don't mind getting dirty, in fact my mind is in a constant dirty state. ;)

I'm old enough to know alot of stuff and still young enough to do them. ;)

I don't like football or other sports, but I love commercials when football and other sports are on.

I can cook, I can clean, I am a jack of all trades and a master of none. I am WOMAN, hear me ROAR! :)

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Yeah, I've seen the claws... hee hee, BUT and I say BUT I have the whip that trains roaring felines... hee hee (again)

Well with those bold words, I am leaving for now (maybe the evening, as I WILL be busy tonight... I am remembering that kiss... ) So enjoy and be good or I WILL TELL MOMMA... she wanted to speak to you... what was it?? Oh yeah, something about the use of sour language or something like that? What was it Momma... I don't remember at the moment..?

Later... :D:rolleyes:;)

Sour language? That wasn't me, that was, um, ah, M, you, M, he did it, yup, he did, Stawby heard him too, right Stawby?

Um, Momma, weally, Awlty's a good girl, weally, weally. Am, I have a new fwend, his name is Wiggy, can he come over to play? Pweeeeeeese? We can play house up in my woom, I pwomise we'll be good, weally, weally good. ;)

Stringer, you might feel a little down due to the contract issues and hard work, but you certainly are a winner with Marta when it comes to personal happiness - and that counts a lot. You'll always be a winner to me and your 'sisters' here too, love.

I don't get much football here, but I do watch the Super Bowl faithfully each year and love it. Have no particular favorite team, but the one that I should be loyal to as Jaime was born there, are the Gators and I actually liked watching them and the Dolphins when I was there. While in California, it was the 'niners' even though I lived near L.A. (Garden Grove - where the Glass Chapel in Religious TV Show is) but at that time I did not have much time for TV - had two jobs while my 'hubby' had none.

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Sour language? That wasn't me, that was, um, ah, M, ya, M, he did it, yup, he did, Stawby heard him too, right Stawby?

Um, Momma, weally, Awlty's a good girl, weally, weally. Am, I have a new fwend, his name is Wiggy, can he come over to play? Pweeeeeeese? We can play house up in my woom, I pwomise we'll be good, weally, weally good. ;)

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OK, honey, but he has to make breakfast in bed for you, starby and me, so he better be worth it and weally,weally good! Tell him I said so, or he goes in the Doghouse.

Night, night...

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Sour language? That wasn't me, that was, um, ah, M, ya, M, he did it, yup, he did, Stawby heard him too, right Stawby?

Um, Momma, weally, Awlty's a good girl, weally, weally. Am, I have a new fwend, his name is Wiggy, can he come over to play? Pweeeeeeese? We can play house up in my woom, I pwomise we'll be good, weally, weally good. ;)

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Momma... is that security camera I bought you still working... I think we can put it to good use... and maybe make a buck here... hee hee;):rolleyes::)

Batman was angwy because he tored his cape on a bwanch in da yawd, and Awty and me herd him say that bad word. Yup we did Momma... weally we did! I think Batman needs a time out, and me and Awty need ice cweam for being such good girlz! :D We won't dwip it on the fwoor Momma... pwomise!

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Stringer, you might feel a little down due to the contract issues and hard work, but you certainly are a winner with Marta when it comes to personal happiness - and that counts a lot. You'll always be a winner to me and your 'sisters' here too, love.

I don't get much football here, but I do watch the Super Bowl faithfully each year and love it. Have no particular favorite team, but the one that I should be loyal to as Jaime was born there, are the Gators and I actually liked watching them and the Dolphins when I was there. While in California, it was the 'niners' even though I lived near L.A. (Garden Grove - where the Glass Chapel in Religious TV Show is) but at that time I did not have much time for TV - had two jobs while my 'hubby' had none.

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Man... just another reason to love you so much... way to a son's (or a man's) heart; cheeseburgers, beer, potato chips, dip, the sports page, NFL, Hockey, basketball, curvey girls, curvey wives, curvey... now there are the secrets girls... not to hard, we make it easy on you... :)

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Batman was angwy because he tored his cape on a bwanch in da yawd, and Awty and me herd him say that bad word. Yup we did Momma....weally we did! I think Batman needs a time out, and me and Awty need ice cweam for bein such good girlz! :D We won't dwip it on the fwoor Momma.....pwomise!!

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Where is SUSY?? :rolleyes:

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Batman was angwy because he tored his cape on a bwanch in da yawd, and Awty and me herd him say that bad word. Yup we did Momma....weally we did! I think Batman needs a time out, and me and Awty need ice cweam for bein such good girlz! :D We won't dwip it on the fwoor Momma.....pwomise!!

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OK, go get the ice cream, just take the puppies with you so that they can clean the floor right away, just in case. So try not to get chocolate because it's not good for the doggies.

Batman, it's two against one, so I got to give you those three lashes with a wet noodle, just wear extra padding and get it over with.. then get a hug before you go to bed.

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Ooooh, ice cweam, that sounds weally yummy.

We are good giwls Starby, weally good girls, Stwinger is the bad boy, weally bad boy. I think he's cowupting M, yup, M was good before, now he's nawty like Stwinger. Stwinger is a baaaad infuwence. :)

Momma, I don't think Stwinger should be awowed to pway wit M anymore, M is a nice big bwudder, we don't want him to turn mean like Stwinger.

Momma, can I have a hug after I'm done my ice cweam, I pwomise to wash my hands and face first, weally. :)

Come on Stawby, lets go pway in Stwinger woom. :)

LMAO... you guys are crazy :D

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OK, go get the ice cream, just take the puppies with you so that they can clean the floor right away, just in case. So try not to get chocolate because it's not good for the doggies.

Batman, it's two against one, so I gotta give you those three lashes with a wet noodle, just wear extra padding and get it over with..then get a hug before you go to bed.

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I will STAND UP for my brub... he DID NUTTIN mommy... NUTIN! It was those sneaky, twrouble makin' gwirls again... I swear it was... yeppers!:) WE guys could never even think of the things that they do to get into trouble... AND then THEY lie and try to blame it on us all the time... but you know better don't cha? You know that M and I love you the most... AND THAT YOU LOVE ME >>>THE MOSTEST!

Cwazy? We're not cwazy big bwudder M.

Oh, M, I found some books under your bed, they had nakie giwls on it. Did you get those from Stwinger? You know that Momma got mad at Stwinger for having those books, he got a lashing with a wet noodle. Momma's giving you one too for saying a bad word, you don't want to get it twice do you?

Betta put does books back in Stwingers woom before Momma finds out. I won't tell, I pwomise, you my favwit big bwudder. :)

Want some ice cweam, we're pwaying in Stwingers room. Ooops, I dwopped my ice cweam on his bed. Oh no, I'm in Biiiiiiiiiiigggg twubble. :(

Hide me M and Stawby, quick, before Stwinger comes back. Eeeeeek! ;)

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Ooooh, ice cweam, that sounds weally yummy.

We are good giwls Starby, weally good girls, Stwinger is the bad boy, weally bad boy. I think he's cowupting M, yup, M was good before, now he's nawty like Stwinger. Stwinger is a baaaad infuwence. :)

Momma, I don't think Stwinger should be awowed to pway wit M anymore, M is a nice big bwudder, we don't want him to turn mean like Stwinger.

Momma, can I have a hug after I'm done my ice cweam, I pwomise to wash my hands and face first, weally. :)

Come on Stawby, lets go pway in Stwinger woom. :)

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Ahhhhhhhhh HA! Wait... it's coming... wait... hold on... waaaaaiiitttttt a litttttle longer now... BLAM! BWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!

M... the bucket of very cold water you put over the door... it WORKED! IT really WORKED... look at them... soaked like two wet ducks and a sad wrabbit... Hahahhahahahah!

God!!!!!!!!!!!! This feels so good that I think I have to go pee................:D:D:D

MOMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAA! Stwinger, Stwinger, he, he, he, ::hiccup:: pouwed ice water on me and Stawby and then he peed on us! First it was cold, then it was warm. :(

Make him go to bed without any suppa, and take away his nakie pictures.

M, tell me you didn't help him do this? Say it isn't so. You my favowist big bwudder M, why did you help evil Stwinger?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Ahhhhhhhhh HA! Wait...it's coming.......wait.................hold on.........waaaaaiiitttttt a litttttle longer now.........BLAM! BWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!

M...the bucket of very cold water you put over the door.........it WORKED! IT really WORKED...look at them...soaked like two wet ducks and a sad wrabbit.....Hahahhahahahah!

God!!!!!!!!!!!! This feels so good that I think I have to go pee................:D:D:D

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I just had to do this... :D

YouTube - Perfect Water On Head Prank

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MOMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAA! Stwinger, Stwinger, he, he, he, ::hiccup:: pouwed ice water on me and Stawby and then he peed on us! First it was cold, then it was warm. :(

Make him go to bed without any suppa, and take away his nakie pictures.

M, tell me you didn't help him do this? Say it isn't so. You my favowist big bwudder M, why did you help evil Stwinger?

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It worded M... all that planning.. paid off... and I liked the way you hid behind the sofa and pulled the string on the bucket... What was REALLY Cccooooooooooooooool man... was that half of the bucket was filled with all that hard cold ICE... they were running all over the place... soaked to the gills... all the curls in their hair went LIMP man... niccccccce, very niiiiiice! I need to take lessons from you M... :rolleyes:

LMAO, that's priceless M. :)

::shiver, shiver, sneezy:: Momma, I'm cowld, and wet, and, and, ACHOOO, shiverwing.

Stwingers mean!

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I just had to do this........................:D

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Yeah... that was GREAT... but what was better... they weren't laughing... they were cwwryiiing... "MOMMA>>>MOMMA>>>>MOMMA!":D:D:rolleyes:

Stwinger;

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Mean boy, big mean boy. :(

WAAAAAAAAAAA! :mad:

OK,Ok... Boys, what are you still doing up?

I know that girls at that age can think of quite a lot of stuff and plan it well. It's all a part of 'girl training', but it's kind of hard to explain to my favorite boys. When you grow up, you'll figure out all the games they play and will be able to hold your own in any game they throw at you, I promise. Because you see, there is also 'boy training' and I was going to start that sometime soon. The best is sometimes just to ignore them and they'll get bored because there is no longer any resistance - don't fight back when your feelings are hurt, wait until things settle and then plan your moves.

Alty baby, you need to please take the cover off Stringer's bed and wash it out with your hands - not in the washer because it's one I made by hand and it cannot be washed in the machine. Sorry you got yourself into this, but it will be over soon. You should have stopped after you washed your hands and got your hug, and not gone into his room. And now I know you're fibbing a little because I threw those books in the fireplace two nights ago - and they were not really that bad. I guess Wiggy won't be able to spend the night - maybe next time you'll think before you leap into something.. might keep you out of a lot of doodoo (if you know what I mean). OOPS, too late, now you two girls are all wet.

Starby honey, who's idea was this all? Never mind, tomorrow is another day and we can start over with a clean slate. Just get ready for bed and don't forget to brush your teeth - dry PJs too please. I want you girls to stay healthy.. and look Alty is already sneezing, so get the Vicks for me too, please.

Oh, now that was a good one boys. Please dry the rabbit off real good and keep him warm, I don't want him to get sick. Oh, and you boys mop up the floor too , please, we don't want to slip now or in the morning - that could really hurt.
M.. So you boys got the idea from YouTube- cute, but those people were laughing, our girls aren't laughing - that's the difference. Play with water outside from now on, OK..

Now, is the bunny dry, and the bed cover hanging in the bathroom, and all of you have fresh PJs on? Good, come here and get your hugs before going off to bed, I'm a bit tired and tomorrow is another day. Can't wait to see what you guys will come up with next, so got to collect energy to keep up with you. Maybe we can all play some tag-football, and I mean all of us.

Night, night, sweeties, C.U. tomorrow.
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Alty darling, I hope you won't catch a cold, and I'm sorry for being a little upset with you, but you seem to always like to pull your pranks close to bedtime and that's when I'm really worn out from a long day. So find a better time to play so that we can all figure out something to keep busy. You were just bored at the wrong time, dear. Now, tell Wiggy good night and I'll see you all tomorrow.

Love you.

Oh, yes, Stringer... the MOSTEST, honest. And I have enough love for all of you - even more tomorrow after some rest.

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"I want you girls to stay healthy..and look Alty is already sneezing, so get the Vicks for me too, please."-Chery

YES!. YES!. YEeeeeeeeeeeessssssss. Rub the vickes all over her nose... no don't stop Momma... I think she will look much younger and it will be good for her ifin' you rub it slowly ALL OVER her face and in her HAIR!. GREAT MOMMA... M and I love IT... LOVE IT!!

Hey... MOMMA I wonder what it would look like in her hair... wow... it PLASTERED her hair all down flat... ewwwweeee... it smells MOMMA...

NO... I ain't smiling cause baby awlllyyy is crying... no I am not... BBBBbbbbbbwwwwwaaaaaaaahahahahaha... she looks funnieeeee... wow... it does smell crappie...

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"I want you girls to stay healthy..and look Alty is already sneezing, so get the Vicks for me too, please."-Chery

YES!.......YES!...........YEeeeeeeeeeeessssssss. Rub the vickes all over her nose...no don't stop Momma......I think she will look much younger and it will be good for her ifin' you rub it slowly ALL OVER her face and in her HAIR!...GREAT MOMMA...M and I love IT...LOVE IT!!!!!

Hey.....MOMMA I wonder what it would look like in her hair...wow........it PLASTERED her hair all down flat.....ewwwweeee...it smells MOMMA....

NO.....I ain't smiling cause baby awlllyyy is crying....no I am not........BBBBbbbbbbwwwwwaaaaaaaahahahahaha...she looks funnieeeee.........wow...it does smell crappie....

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I was just getting ready for bed when I heard you laugh, young man...

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Remember when you did that to starby with Vaseline a few months ago?

Well same procedure, so get out all the paper towels... alty, you sit still on the floor now and don't get this on the furniture... it'll be off soon, I know that smell is bad and it burns your nose and eyes, but you'll be OK...

Stringer... get the stuff we need and start cleaning her up. The sooner you are done, the sooner we can all get to sleep. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk... OK, we'll all help... I have to think of something special for you to do on your chore list for that one. Oh, and M, please make sure the shopping list has new paper towels and a new jar of Vicks on it. Starby, did I just see you grin before that big old yawn appeared?

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Gee, I felt like we just did a new sketch called 'Mother does her Best in the Prairie' (sp) and enjoyed this little interaction. Thanks you all for the great show, and fun.

C.U. all tomorrow.

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Good night dear... sleep tight... don't even worry about Awtly... nawww... she will be fine. I found 8 jars of that "Vick(es) Stuff... she is sitting on the floor and there is so much Vick(es) on her that she looks like a cocoon. Wow... if I didn't hear her crying I wouldn't even know that it was her under ALL THAT GOOOIE STUFF... You can't even tell that there is a qwirl under all that cr*pp... Dawd... my eyes are watering from that smell...

She will have to take 6 showers to get rid of it... BBbbbwwwaaahahahahahah... sorry Starduck... did it MOMMA... she did... Remember you told me to be good and I was... :):):) I knew that if I tried to stop her.. that I would b blamed... so I didn't (period).

-the one that you love THE MOSTEST!. (me)

Night Momma, I'll be good, pwomise, I can't speak for Stwinger though, he's bad to the bone. ;)

Stawby, stop sniffling, we can't let those mean boys get the better of us. Well think of something to get even tommowo. I heard about somfing on TV the ofer day, it's called Tar and feathering. You get the tar, I've got a bag full of feathers that I plucked of this little duck that's been hanging around, now she's only got one feather left on her bum, giggle. :)

We'll get them tomowo, but now we got to let Momma sleep, she wooks tired. Those boys sure keep her on her toes, but not us, we're angels. :)

Yeah... Angels from h*ll!!

Hee hee... looks like that "bug" that we sent to StarDUCK's 'puter... did it's job... she hasn't been back to bother us M.

I can see her sitting at the "box" screaming, shouting obscenities (words we don't even know... hee hee) sweat running down her brow, eyes crossed, face RED, pounding the poor little 'puter with both of her fists... isn't life sweet...