Oooh, I have to go buy some of those for my kids, one for each finger. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oooh, I have to go buy some of those for my kids, one for each finger. ;)

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Now THIS is a good one! Points for you.

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Oooh, I have to go buy some of those for my kids, one for each finger. ;)

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LOL
I love it... me too, will do that. Why didn't we think of that before?

Hee, hee, if only it were that simple. :)

Back to cleaning kids, the house won't clean itself, I asked, it refused. :(

Back later. :)

Judy, before I go, can you take a look at this thread. I'm not sure that I'm right, not sure the other poster is either, need someone who actually knows the law. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/childr...ts-251459.html

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Virginity ring? Really? I have to do some research before my kids start coming home with this stuff. :eek:

Major pet peeve, having to get off AMHD to clean. :mad:

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I guess you missed that episode of Dr. Phil? ;) LOL! The kids are now having "purity balls" where the parents are spending thousands of dollars to throw them a purity party! :eek: Kind of like what a sweet sixteen party used to be, but on a much larger scale! It's almost like they are throwing a huge lavish wedding, without the groom! (or bride) The girl has purity sisters (kind of like bridemaids) and the parents invite all of their friends, and they have a ceremony and a reception afterwards! The concept is good in theory, but hey, how many people do you know that take a "vow" and then cheat? :rolleyes: ;)

Wow, I missed that episode.

Okay, I'm probably going to get smacked for saying this, but here goes. I do not expect my kids to remain virgins until they are married. It would be great if they waited for love, but I believe that you have to test the water before you dive in. ;)

In preparation for that, I talk to my kids about sex, precautions, pregnancy, STD's, love, waiting until you're ready, all age appropriate, we up the info when we feel they're ready. I believe in being prepared. I didn't wait, I have to assume that they won't either. I'd rather have a sexually active teen that knows the risks, takes precautions, then a pregnant teen or a teen with AIDS.

Okay, I'm ready, who wants to smack me? ;)

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Wow, I missed that episode.

Okay, I'm probably going to get smacked for saying this, but here goes. I do not expect my kids to remain virgins until they are married. It would be great if they waited for love, but I believe that you have to test the water before you dive in. ;)

In preparation for that, I talk to my kids about sex, precautions, pregnancy, STD's, love, waiting until you're ready, all age appropriate, we up the info when we feel they're ready. I believe in being prepared. I didn't wait, I have to assume that they won't either. I'd rather have a sexually active teen that knows the risks, takes precautions, then a pregnant teen or a teen with AIDS.

Okay, I'm ready, who wants to smack me? ;)

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I won't be smackin you! ;) If you don't teach them early these days, and just think that they will make the right decisions without the info, parents would be fooling themselves. Like I said, the purity rings, or purity ball thing, is all good in theory! But you know? I think if I would've been offered a big party like that, without any other info, I would have said... bring on the party, and then I'll sneak off afterwards and call my boyfriend! LOL!

I have to say that if parents are waiting until 16 to throw that party, well, that's a bit late for most kids today. Eeeek!

I think I'll stick to talking to the kids, then I don't have to shell out any dough. ;)

... um... yeah.

Didn't someone recently hack into Miley Cyrus's phone and discover pictures of her in provocative positions?

... and right, the Jonas Brothers are really staying virgins.. . really. They have a buncha 15 year olds throwing themselves at it, and they're going to swat them away. Really.

Exactly Sneezy, just because you're wearing a virginity ring doesn't mean you're going to stick to that promise. Now, a chastity belt, that's another story, especially if mom and dad have the key to the lock. ;)

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Okay, I'm ready, who wants to smack me? ;)

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A little wrist action is good right? k. just checking. You can keep me in tempo by biting my left earlobe in time.

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a little wrist action is good right? k. just checking. you can keep me in tempo by biting my left earlobe in time.

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Just your left? Better watch out, she might take the whole ear! :eek: :D

Mike Tyson I'm not, I nibble, not bite. ;)

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Just your left? Better watch out, she might take the whole ear! :eek: :D

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Well synn is busy with the other ear so...

KP and his little harem. ;)

Be careful KP, I might give you a wet willy, wait, I'l clarify, that sounds naughty. A wet willy is when someon nibbles your ear and then sticks their tongue in your ear. :);)

Minds out of the gutter people, jeesh. ;)

Actually alty, a wet willy is when someone licks their fingers and then puts their finger inside your ear.

... it's OK if you want to change the definition of certain things that'll allow you to put your tongue in kp's ear...

... in that case, can I give you a cottage cheese?

Eeek, what's a cottage cheese? Remember, old person here. :(;)

It's a dairy product with curds of whey in it, generally somewhat bitter, but good with fruit.

Unless you want to change the definition of it...