Aye, then... Captain Mary Kidd (Wondergirl fer short) Ye be qualified! But yer references... this excon (short fer Iron Sam Rackham)Hmmm ye'll 'ave to see 'bout 'im!

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I'll knit thee a cover in fisherman's rib with garter lace stitches along the length of it. The sight o' that'll wow the ladies and scare the fishies.

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Just in me umble opinion, me thinks chain mail would be much more appropriate. But, alas... what do I know? You bein' a knittin lady and I be a spittin' pirate.

Could I be the saucy wench what uncorks for ye seasoned barrels o' grog and dances to a shanty or two in the e'ens?

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Shiver me timbers! Let's splice the mainbrace!

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It just might be that one of us is going to 'ave to walk the plank!

I'll even groom yer parrot and pluck the lice right out o' his feathers!

If ye knit with chain mail! Ye could batch us a new mains'l... Me old one's a bit tattered!

An there won't be no plank walkin' till dawn. An' ye better have the proper touch fo' me parrot!

Going to 'ave to jump ship for awhile here... get back to me cog... I bin watching you two fer awhile now...

The shower in the head could use a new curtain too... The old one 'tis a bit mouldy and reeky.

I'd be pleasured to turn this ship into the fairest on the high seas!

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If ye knit with chain mail!! ye could batch us a new mains'l... Me old one's a bit tattered!

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I hear that she 'as really strong fingers. She probably could knit chain mail! She also might do well with removing the barnacles from the keel! :)

You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!

Avast! Nay! She be not fer the keel! We be pickin' scoundrels from our next battle fer that chore! Aaarr!

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You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!

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Sorry, me hearty! Does seem you drove the scallywag off! Aarr!

He said something about his cog. He'll be back. He likes the saucy wenches and strumming his lute.

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Gonna 'ave to jump ship for awhile here... get back to me cog...

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Here's what he said when you were busy hefting yer cutlass and pillaging the coast.

Aye! Missed his jumpin' ship! All the better! Ye've done tidied up the ship and run off the scurvy dog! An' ye hold yer own! It's all good!

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You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!

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Me apologys to the layde here! Blimey! You do make excellent retort! Seems ayve gone abit daft after me crew marroned me on that tynee island for so long. Plus, me tung gets a little loos when ayve had too much brandie.

Ahoy yonder buccaneer! Thar be Jack Sparrow and his rascally hands!

Avast, Lute Player! I thot ye was sharkbait!

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He said something about his cog. He'll be back. He likes the saucy wenches and strumming his lute.

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That's verry true! Specially 'bout the wenches and the lute!