Iron Sam Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Welcome aboard, Iron Sam Kidd! Arrr!

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'Arr what do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate, 'Arrr well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now.'

Bartender says, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate says, 'Arr I was in another fight. When I boarded the other ship me hand was cut off in a sword fight.
I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender says, 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate says, 'Arrr ah, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up and one of them right in me eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird .'?

Pirate says, 'Arrr well no, it was my first day with the hook.

Aarrrr me matey Friend, love yer joke!

LOL... thanks starty , thought it was appropriate for this thread.

Hope your well :)

Iron Jenny Vane

Welcome aboard Iron Jenny Vane! Aarrrr!

I see that the ship's still a-sailin' here! :)

Aye! We be a mighty crew!
Aaarrr!

I be holdin' it together will you were on shore... Captain about time you sail this wonderous, glorious ship. Where we be headed?

Ay've heard there's buried treysure on an iland 'bout forteen myles due west from here!

This has been going on for quite a while Aarrrrggggg <G>
My pirate name:

Iron Mary Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!


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Dirty Mary Bonney, aaaaaarrr.. choo :)

Aarrrr! Hope me gets to that thar treasure for' me matey Clough... ;)

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Saw this and couldn't resist... :D

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Arrr me matey... meow me matey! I know me ain't pose' to use cute here in this here thread, but that's cute... you agree Captain? Where ye be anyway? Arrrr!

Aye, yar matey kitty, tis easy to look at, fer sure!
Cute is reserved for back in port, and more commonly referred to how ye makes yer bunk upon departure from ye ship!
Any scurvy want to challenge that, bring's yer cutlass to the 'foredeck and we'll work it out! Arr!!

Wouldn't challenge me Captain... would I? Arrrr... and has anyone ever told you how great and noble a Captain you are? AAAAARRRRRRRR!

Yo ho ho mateys!! All ye scalewags need be check out my post about birthin me little baby gal! I be a proud proud pirate now!! She's a beauty I tell ye! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Aarr! Me hears the pitter-patter o' little feets on me deck! Pirates of the future, I says! Aarr!

Arrr me RankRank matey... ye be havin' one busy way o' life now... LOL I really suck at this, don't I...
Captain... miss you lots... how ye be fairin'??
Sorry I keep coming in here acting like I know what I am doing:) LMAO Arrr me matey!

AAArrrrgghhhh (woof)


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Aarr!
Me doggie pic, again! Did the vermin jump ship again?

Arrrghhhhh that there doggie pic be me avatar at one time being arrrrrrrgghhh! Ahhh me starty, me doing well must I say!! Mini me be growin' like a weed! This here thread be over a year old mateys!!

Arrrr! LOL

Arrrrghhhh love randoms ARRRRRS starty!

Aarrr!
How's me crew been mis-behavin'?
More random ARRRRRS..

ARRRR/burp! OOPPPS! Bad Ale matey.

Arrr! Hand over ye Grog... I be need'in it! Arrrr Me matey!
Captain... wench overboard... was told to walk the plank, where you been when I be need'in you?
(seriously, I need a class in pirate talk, I lost the link from long ago)

ARRRR! Land Lubber!

I said hand over yer grog me matey:mad: Me means it!:D

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Here ye's go...
Land lubber er not..
Ya needs ta talk badly ta get it right!
Aarrr!
Pirate Speak: How To Talk Like A Pirate - Talk Like A Pirate Day UK Headquarters
The Pirate Game: Pirate Glossary
Or ye be shiverin' yer own timbers...
(imagine that!)
Aarr!

Grrr... AAAAARRRRRRR!! :)

AAARRRR/POOT! Soory, a bit sea sick I am.

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Originally Posted by magprob

AAARRRR/POOT! Soory, a bit sea sick I am.

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Ooohhh yuck Mag... all over your feet :eek: :eek:

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That there be a sidewalk... not no Captains ship... ye got to do better n' that me matey Friend;) Arrrr

AArRRR

It be down in the galley me dear starty ;)

Yo Ho Ho!!

AAARRRR! Land Lubber! That be the ramp to the POOP deck.