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  • Mar 12, 2010, 06:31 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Crisis averted. Whew. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. :p :D
  • Mar 12, 2010, 06:33 PM
    Alty
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    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    crisis averted. whew. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. :p :D

    That's what I'm here for, crisis prevention. ;)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 06:37 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Lol, well thank gawd someone is!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 08:50 PM
    KISS

    Ah while we are at it. The camera may have went in the nose not the mouth. Very strange feeling when the doc does that. My guess is you don't gag that way.

    Anyway, this blond had surgery and she asked if she could resume a normal sex life. The doc said "sure" but was very confused because he never had that question asked after a tonsilectomy.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 10:16 PM
    Wondergirl
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    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Ah while we are at it. The camera may have went in the nose not the mouth. Very strange feeling when the doc does that. My guess is you don't gag that way.

    I had it done twice, in September and in December. In Chicago, the tube and camera go in via the mouth.
    Quote:

    Anyway, this blond had surgery and she asked if she could resume a normal sex life. The doc said "sure" but was very confused because he never had that question asked after a tonsilectomy.
    Ha, ha! Before my lumpectomy, I asked my doctor if I would be able to do back-flips after surgery and healing. He said yes. I said, "Wow! Cool! I can't now."
  • Mar 13, 2010, 07:44 AM
    albear

    :D that was brilliant WG :D
  • Mar 13, 2010, 07:53 AM
    J_9
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    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Ha, ha! Before my lumpectomy, I asked my doctor if i would be able to do back-flips after surgery and healing. He said yes. I said, "Wow! Cool! I can't now."

    Fantabulous! I LURVE it!
  • Mar 13, 2010, 08:33 AM
    KISS

    Love the joke. Can't spread the rep.

    I did have a doc put a scope down my nose and look down my throat totally awake. Odd feeling.
  • Mar 13, 2010, 09:50 AM
    Wondergirl
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    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    I did have a doc put a scope down my nose and look down my throat totally awake. Odd feeling.

    Hmmm, after thinking about it, I vaguely remember that being done to me in the ER, without anesthesia. Can't remember why, but it wasn't an esophagogastroduodenoscopy. Yes, it was painless but a weird feeling.
  • Mar 13, 2010, 03:12 PM
    Clough
    There are some very brave people here! I think they would have to strap me to the gurney to do any sort of invasive type of examination!

    Thanks!
  • Mar 13, 2010, 03:21 PM
    Wondergirl
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    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    There are some very brave people here! I think they would have to strap me to the gurney to do any sort of invasive type of examination!

    Why does the "weaker sex'' handle these things so much better than you hunter-killer types?
  • Mar 13, 2010, 03:28 PM
    Alty

    Knock me out and you can do anything you want. That's my motto. ;)
  • Mar 13, 2010, 05:06 PM
    Catsmine
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    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Why does the "weaker sex'' handle these things so much better than you hunter-killer types?

    Weaker, schmeaker. We have ways to alleviate pain, USE Them! The only time you shouldn't is when you can't get to the hospital. The stoics normally make themselves worse.
  • Mar 13, 2010, 05:15 PM
    albear
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    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Weaker, schmeaker. We have ways to alleviate pain, USE Them! The only time you shouldn't is when you can't get to the hospital. The stoics normally make themselves worse.

    Ill second this :)
  • Mar 14, 2010, 12:51 PM
    Alty
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    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    ill second this :)

    Third. :)
  • Mar 14, 2010, 01:07 PM
    Catsmine
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    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Third. :)

    How you feelin', Hon?
  • Mar 14, 2010, 01:22 PM
    Alty
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    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    How ya feelin', Hon?

    Still pretty weak and tired but the doctor said it could take a few weeks for the iron pills to make a difference.

    How are you sweetie? :)
  • Mar 14, 2010, 01:24 PM
    J_9
    Alty, did you read your FB? I had a dream about you.
  • Mar 14, 2010, 01:35 PM
    Catsmine
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    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Still pretty weak and tired but the doctor said it could take a few weeks for the iron pills to make a difference.

    How are you sweetie? :)

    Did you figure out a feeding schedule yet?
  • Mar 14, 2010, 08:03 PM
    Alty
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    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Alty, did you read your FB? I had a dream about you.

    You did?

    No, I haven't been on FB today. I'll go check it out in a bit.

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